Ding Ding~! I look up from my book I'm reading, and what I see is...
A drop-dead gorgeous redhead I have had the pleasure of waking up with one time, Rias Gremory!
"Hiya President, I told you I would bring you your order to school tomorrow. I smile and say to her."
But I think...
"Damn that black dress is hot on her!"
"Aw... Thank you for the compliment!"
She just smugly smiles at me.
Rias has stopped saying, 'out-loud', about 2 months ago, and I have just gotten used to this damn curse!
I asked my King.
"So then what brought you in, just passing by?"
I would rather be lazy myself and have books delivered.
She lifts an eyebrow at me, and says.
"I had to come, this is our 1 year anniversary, is it not?"
"Holy hell! I did meet her a year ago in that fucking dumb ass getup! Where did the time go?!"
So I say...
"You're right, that was a fun time!"
Rias looks embarrassed for that comment?
Meh, Whatever.
With a warm smile, I tell her.
"Well since it Is a special day for us, I shall give you today's order on the house! Happy anniversary, Pres!"
Rias takes her bag, then squints at me, she then says...
"I think it would be wrong to get a gift and not give one back!"
"Oh, No, I know that look of hers, she is up to no good!"
And with a smile that says, she heard me, she opened the employee gate.
Mwah! Rias came behind the counter to me, then gave me a kiss on the lips!
She happily asked.
"There, how was that gift?"
"A nice feeling, a bit short, but made my day!"
Fuck my cursed mouth!
Rias said.
"I can do better, just one more!"
Mwah~! She got my half open mouth unprepared, and tried one more time!
Ding Ding~! Just as we began to exchange tongues, bad luck came!
"Hot damn, I knew it... My Son is the man!"
My other curse is here...
Rias stopped our kiss, then looked at my Dad, and said.
"Hello Father, I was just greeting Mat here for our 1 year anniversary!"
"No sorry! I interrupted, I'm just going to the back now! Good luck in your 3rd year in school!"
The fucker held a thumb-up to me the whole way into the back!
"Fuck he will bug me forever about this now! Rias has, like epic-timing. Oh, But it was worth it, at least my Mom didn't see!"
Rias just smiled like a Devil, waved to me, and said.
"See you at school tomorrow, stud! Now I can tell Akeno I beat her!"
Oh~fuck, she is jealous of Akeno!
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The next day...
[Please p-pet me Master! I will p-purr for you~nya! Yes, right the-]
Pat~! I turned off the alarm... and I swear I heard police sirens in the distance, heading this way!
I then get ready for my 2nd year of school, and by far the most exciting time to happen, for good or bad!
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After getting ready for school, I head down to my energetic family breakfast.
My Mom asks me.
"Here Mat, and are you ready for your 2nd year at Kuoh Academy?"
I take the food and notice my bastard Dad is absolutely glowing, like he just finished making out with a centerfold.
"Yes Mom, I'm looking forward to it. I hope a lot of good things will happen to me, less bad ones too!"
My Mom just smiled then I headed out the front-door.
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Yup my 1st day of school isn't going to start normally!
I repeat I have not left my home, and I'm going to Human jail!
Standing at my front gate, holding her school bag, is one cute as hell Koneko Toujou?!
"Hi Matsuda, can we walk to school together?"
Koneko says that so shyly... Damn cute!
"S-Sure, but isn't your home a bit further, in another direction?"
I'm west of the school and she is more north-west, so we should only meet at the Issei bridge?!
She blushes a bit and says...
"I wanted you to see my school uniform first, and tell me what you think."
Damn so that was what was up with my alarm, it was warning me!
"Cough, You look absolutely adorable in it. That was truly made and designed for you!"
Ya by that perverted author Ishibumi Ichiei, that created Highschool DxD!
She looks really confident now, and says to me...
"Let's go then, senior!"
Thwack~! I couldn't dodge that cute-arrow!
Am I going to hell for having bad thoughts?
Watch out future me, have bail money, and a good lawyer!
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The both of us walk together in comfortable silence.
It is a nice warm spring day.
I broke the silence and told her.
"Koneko, don't forget to go to the opening assembly, alright. If you need anything, or any perverts bother you, just tell me!"
Then I give her my best Big Brother impression!
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Motohama and Issei met up with us and of course these two fuck-tards have to do there 3-sizes and the bit of how popular Koneko is!
Damn I need new friends!
Needless to say all this did is make the Loli come closer to me, to hide from their drooling gazes.
Thankfully the school is in sight... So Issei went into obedient dog mode, and leaped behind Sona.
I handed Sona a pair of books I recommended to her, containing the advertising book I read to help with sales pitches, and a book on the Art of War.
To my surprise, Sona never read that one!
Sona received them, and smiled, misunderstanding the gift.
"You know me very well. Even that I would prefer books over flowers."
I swear I saw a glint in her eyes, just for a moment, and it wasn't the sun on her lenses.
I saw those eyes in Grayfia once!
Mwah! Then I gave Tsubaki her peck on the cheek, and said.
"And now my morning is complete, good luck on your 3rd year, dear Tsubaki!"
She really did try to keep her super serious face on when she replied, but the blush called her bluff...
"You too Matsuda, good luck on your 2nd year!"
Then all of the new 1st year boys just started weeping, that the hot senior was taken off their must hit list!
I walked towards the school, and yelled back to Saji...
"Just keep drooling blind boy!"
Oh...?
I saw the old Loli Pawn turned Knight standing in the back!
Seems she is in Koneko's grade!
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Entering the homeroom...
Well, it looks like it is the same anime class grouping.
So no Kiba this year for me to bug.
(Kiba, Saji, Vali, and Mat do become friendly later, so relax. FYI, the reason I'm saying this here now, is the last run of the book, sooo many readers were too impatient for a thing called character development. But Cao Cao will never be friends with Mat.)
All the rest of the sub-cast is with me as well.
Also I guess it is anime logic, but Issei still has his red shirt exposed, for breaking school rules.
I can't believe it with Sona around!
Issei and Motohama make it to my side, like clockwork and say at once...
""Really Matsuda? You're not happy with just Tsubaki, and Akeno, but you even put your perverted hands on Koneko! Save some girls for us you bastard Matsuda!""
Wow those fuckers were in perfect unison, like they practiced!
So I say to Issei, who freezes in place.
"Oh, Does that mean Momo and Yura aren't taken then, and are free to pluck?"
I know Issei is shocked.
Motohama starts to choke Issei and yells!
"You traitor, you said you weren't with them!"
Seeing a Low-Class Devil being strangled by a normal guy is funny!