The yoga mat was pink.
That should've been my first warning.
The second was the woman next to me — mid-30s, blonde streak in her hair, and a sports bra struggling to contain two natural disasters. She gave me a wink that could stop traffic and whispered, "First time?"
I nodded like an idiot.
Yes, ma'am. First time surrounded by MILFs in leggings so tight they might qualify as body paint.
Ms. Seo stood at the front of the room, barefoot and glowing. Her yoga robe had been swapped out for a tight-fitting lilac top, snug yoga pants, and a hair bun that screamed "calm seduction."
I was the only man here.
No one else found that weird.
Except my lower body.
[SYSTEM ALERT]
YIN-SATURATION ZONE ENTERED.
COMPATIBLE TARGETS: 6
YIN LEAKAGE LEVEL: MODERATE → DANGEROUS
WARNING: HOST MAY EXPERIENCE SPIRITUAL BACKFLOW.
Backflow? What are we talking about? Nosebleeds? Accidental enlightenment?
I knelt on the mat.
Ms. Seo's voice, smooth and low, echoed through the room.
"Let's begin with a light warm-up. Inhale through your nose, and lift your arms up—"
Half the women bent forward.I bent reality.
Boobs. Everywhere. Soft sighs, slow breaths, creaking leggings.
[CONCENTRATION: -17]
[STAMINA DRAIN: 12%]
[ERECTION RISK: CRITICAL]
We moved into basic poses. "Warrior," "Cat-Cow," and the one that almost killed me:Downward Dog.
Six MILFs. All bent over. All in front of me.
A sea of tightly stretched fabric and curves shaped by divine intentions.
And then…
Ms. Seo moved to me.
"Your posture's a bit stiff," she said softly.
Ma'am.Everything is stiff.
She knelt beside me.Pressed two fingers gently against my lower back.
"Tilt your hips. Like this."
She placed her palm on my thigh.
[TOUCH DETECTED: HOST NERVOUS SYSTEM OVERLOADED]
[QI PULSE TRIGGERED]
[YIN LINK INITIATED – 12% SYNC]
[WARNING: UNINTENTIONAL CULTIVATION IN PUBLIC ZONE]
My body twitched.A spark shot through my spine.Her touch lit up something under my skin — like my blood had just remembered it wanted to be lava.
"Better," she murmured. "You're quite responsive."
I choked on my own soul.
She smiled — not surprised, not confused.She knew.She absolutely knew what she was doing.
The class ended with slow breathing.I didn't.I nearly passed out trying not to lose control of my Yin-infected lust chi.
The moment it was over, I bolted for the hallway.Collapsed onto the bench outside like I'd just run a spiritual marathon.
[SYSTEM MESSAGE]
YIN ABSORPTION: 21% → 33%
NEW PASSIVE UNLOCKED: "BODY OF THE BOLD – Minor Charisma Boost During Erection"
NEXT QUEST: "CULTIVATE THE LANDLADY – PHASE I"
OBJECTIVE: Spend a Night Under the Same Roof. Proximity Bonus Increases Yin Merge.
"You've gotta be kidding me," I muttered.
"Everything alright?"
Ms. Seo stood above me, holding a towel and water bottle. She'd changed into a looser top, but not by much.
The towel she offered… smelled like lavender and danger.
"You did great," she said. "I'm impressed."
"Thanks. I think I accidentally unlocked a second chakra. Or herniated my past life."
She laughed — not polite, but amused.Her fingers brushed mine as I took the bottle.Another spark.
"Are you free tonight?" she asked. "I usually cook something light after yoga. You're welcome to join me upstairs. I think you'll sleep better after."
[SYSTEM HEART ATTACK MODE ACTIVATED]
ACCEPT QUEST: "UNDER THE SAME ROOF"?
[Y/N]
I nodded like my life depended on it.
"I'd love to."
She smiled again — that soft, knowing, MILF smile that probably caused wars in ancient times.
"I'll see you at eight, then."
As she walked away, the towel still dangling over one shoulder…
…I knew one thing for certain.
Tonight, I was going to sleep next to temptation itself.
And the MILF System?
It was just getting started.