Lenny Twinklespark had a very small weewee.
Now, he wouldn't normally advertise that. You wouldn't find him yelling it from rooftops or scribbling it on toilet walls like some lads. But in the town of Pepplewick, everyone kinda... knew. You see, back in Year Ten, during a catastrophic swimming class, his trunks had slipped off mid-dive. And unfortunately, so did his dignity.
The nickname that followed?
"Little Lenny Limpet."
But Lenny didn't let that define him. Not entirely. Sure, he avoided changing rooms, wore baggy trousers, and had a love-hate relationship with banana imagery—but beneath all that, he was a sweet guy with a killer smile and a talent for fixing electronics.
Now, it's important to say this: Lenny wasn't unpopular. In fact, some girls did fancy him. But because of "the incident," he was too nervous to make any moves.
Enter: Cassie Boom. She was loud, loud in the way a firework display might be. She'd show up to class with glitter in her eyebrows, wore shoes with wings on them, and once beat up a vending machine with a yoga mat. Total legend.
One day, she barged into the tech club where Lenny sat soldering a drone.
"Oi. Lenny. You're cute. I like your eyes. Wanna come to Laser Tag?"
He blinked. "Uh. S-sure."
The date was electric. Cassie laughed like thunder, shot lasers like a war goddess, and kept shouting, "Eat neon, peasants!" while zooming past ten-year-olds.
Afterwards, eating chips on a bench, Lenny sighed. "There's something you should know. I've got a small—uh—weewee."
Cassie stared at him.
"Okay," she said. "And I can't do a cartwheel. Wanna swap shame stories?"
He gawked. "Wait. That's it? You don't care?"
She leaned in, grinning. "Dude. I'm dating you, not your ding-dong. And besides, I like the rest of you way more."
From that day on, Lenny walked with a bit more pep. Not because he had something to prove, but because he didn't. He was still Little Lenny Limpet to a few cruel souls—but to most, he became Lenny the Tech Wizard, boyfriend of the girl who punched vending machines, and the only guy who could fix a console with a paperclip and chewing gum.
Oh, and just for the record?
Cassie did eventually teach him how to do a cartwheel.
He never quite got it. But he looked fabulous trying.