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Chapter 55 - Chapter 55: What the Fuck Is Halloween?

Nox's POV:

 

It is now October. As I was walking down the hall, I could see students hanging up some cute little decorations. Some were sticking paper spiders and bats to the walls, while others were lighting candles in pumpkin lanterns, with carved faces. Finally, I stopped in front of class 2F's classroom as I saw a banner with some strange greeting on it.

 

"What the fuck is Halloween?" I muttered to myself as I entered the classroom only to be greeted by a witch, a wizard, and a chicken.

 

"Happy Halloween!"

 

"Again! What the fuck is Halloween?!"

 

After a short explanation from the class know-it-all brat nr. 2. I finally understood what this great holiday is.

 

"So, basically it's a day where you dress up as someone else and go door to door mugging people, right?"

 

"No! How many times do I have to explain it."

 

I was currently sitting at one of the student desks for a change, as the trio of brats were explaining the local holiday of this continent. However, it seems my students are as bad at teaching as they are as students, because we have been going in circles for half an hour, as they keep explaining how threatening people in disguise with vandalism of private property if they don't cough up the goods isn't a form of criminal activity.

 

"So, it's like a mafia going around collecting debts?"

 

"NO!... Sure, whatever." Brat nr. 2 said as he started getting depressed.

 

"So, is this holiday why you're all dressed like idiots?"

 

"Hey!"

 

"Yeah, except for Kenji. He just got pranked." Brat nr. 1 said.

 

"No matter what I do, these feathers won't come off!" Brat nr. 3 said as he tugged at the magically enchanted feathers sticking to his body.

 

"The effects should wear off by tomorrow, so hang in their brat nr. 3!"

 

"Can't you do something?"

 

"Yeah, but that would be boring. Who wants to see a crappy dog costume when we can have a human sized bird going around campus? Also, if I'm not mistaken then, that wizard outfit is mine. Did you brats rob my closet in the name of the holiday spirit?" I asked while giving brat nr. 2 a glare, while brat nr. 3 was yelling about something in the background.

 

"Hey, I'm not a dog!"

 

"Y-Yes! That's exactly why I did it! Please don't hurt me!" Brat nr 2 begged.

 

"I'm a werewolf!"

 

"I won't! But you should've probably not have put on the hat."

 

"A WEREWOLF!" Brat nr. 3 yelled as he started getting on my nerves.

 

"SHUT UP! AND THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A WEREWOLF, YOU BRAT!!!" I yelled at him to be quiet.

 

"Hey, why won't this thing come off?! Boss! what's happening?" Brat nr. 2 said as brat nr. 1 moved to help pull off the wizard hat.

 

*POP*

 

"WHOA! WHAT THE HELL!"

 

"Oh, right! The Hat. The reason why you shouldn't be wearing it is because it's not a hat. It's a toothless mimic"

 

While I was about to get into a lecture on werewolves, brats 2 and 1 managed to pull off the hat shaped leach I had hidden in my closet. As it came off his head it started wiggling like a worm as brat 1 dropped it.

 

"It wasn't going to be about this, but what the hell why not? Today's class on monsterology will be on the 'Mimic'! A beast that takes the shape of an inanimate object to lure in unsuspecting prey, before chomping off their heads." I said as I picked up the wiggling hat shaped worm on the ground.

 

 

After class brat nr. 2 did something completely out of character. He invited me to an event being held later that night by a group of students. Apparently, it's a storytelling event held in the school gymnasium, where students from every class will gather to tell stories. I wonder what outfit I'll wear.

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