Cartel Cats: Know Your Rights
Preface
+S id even: balance yourselves know the difference between self-defense and offensive selves! You can stand up for your rights and still be respectful always remember you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar when people feel attacked they tend to fight back or fight first and who really wins in that war! Intelligence will get you far more in life than braenz any day. In my opinion it makes you more of a badass to be able to beat someone without a weapon any idiot can pick up the gun and shoot someone their problems are done yours are just beginning so what do you really wanting?! Or winning?! And just so you know if you really want to impress the uppers and a cartel or Mafia any game understand that they let idiots sort themselves out too they don't got time to explain to everybody what they're really about they're tired of trying to explain especially through all the gaslighting you guys want to be real leaders why don't you remind your leaders what they're leading and who! I'll let you in on a secret every member of every cartel game Mafia all of the uppers are friends just FYI cuz they understand the difference between a bad day a bad experience about action versus a bad person because in reality not one person is actually bad for just trying to make it through the day on any goddamn side of the b******* divide by the way you want to impress your leaders that's how you impress them you show them what it means to take the hardest route of them all which is empathy and understanding while still portraying yourself as strong you don't have to be a dick but being a dick is sometimes helpful I'm not going to lie but there's a difference between being a dick and being a f****** dick just know that!
In the border town of Pawloma, where alleyways buzz with secrets and every shadow hides a story, a group of street-smart cats walks the fine line between mischief and justice. These aren't your average pussycats—they're the Cartel Cats. Led by the sharp-witted Barbara Sanders, this feline crew knows the ins and outs of the neighborhood, the laws that shape their world, and the importance of standing up for what's right.
Every day brings a new mystery, a new challenge, and a new chance to show the world that knowing your rights isn't just for the big dogs. Whether it's a missing stash of catnip, a wrongful accusation, or a neighbor in need, the Cartel Cats are always ready to pounce—using their knowledge, courage, and a little bit of chaos to make things right.
Welcome to Pawloma. Here, justice has claws, and the truth always lands on its feet.
Main Characters
Barbara Sanders (Main Cartel Kitty)
Role: Leader of the Cartel Cats
Personality: Clever, confident, and fiercely protective of her crew. Barbara is a natural strategist, always thinking three steps ahead. She knows the law inside and out and isn't afraid to use it to help her friends and neighbors.
Appearance: Sleek gray tabby with striking green eyes, a small gold medallion on her collar, and a signature red bandana.
Catchphrase: "Know your claws, know your cause!"
Sleepy Sal
Role: The laid-back, accidental genius
Personality: Always napping in the strangest places, Sal has a knack for being in the right spot at the right time. His sleepy demeanor hides a sharp mind and a big heart.
Appearance: Fluffy orange cat with droopy eyelids and a perpetual yawn.
Quirk: Solves problems by stumbling into clues.
Sneezy Lila
Role: The distraction expert
Personality: Energetic and a little dramatic, Lila's sneezes are legendary—and often the key to the Cartel Cats' escape plans.
Appearance: Petite white cat with a pink nose and a colorful scarf.
Quirk: Allergic to almost everything, but always ready for action.
Llama Kitty ("Diego")
Role: The wildcard and getaway specialist
Personality: Adventurous, unpredictable, and always up for a wild ride. Diego is known for his creative escape plans (often involving his llama friend).
Appearance: Dappled brown cat with a tiny sombrero and a mischievous grin.
Quirk: Rides a llama into (and out of) trouble.
Detective Barker
Role: The well-meaning but bumbling neighborhood dog cop
Personality: Dedicated to keeping Pawloma safe, but never quite able to keep up with the clever Cartel Cats. He suspects they know more than they let on.
Appearance: Big, friendly golden retriever with a shiny badge and a wagging tail.
Quirk: Always two steps behind, but loves a good mystery.
Ms. Ramirez (The Neighbor)
Role: The cats' human ally
Personality: Wise, kind, and just as sharp as Barbara. She helps the cats whenever she can, and often provides the voice of reason.
Appearance: Elderly woman with silver hair, glasses, and a colorful shawl.
Quirk: Talks to her cats like they're her children—and maybe, just maybe, she understands more than she lets on.
Soft kitty, cartel kitty,
Little ball of fur—
Sneaks across the border,
With a bag of... purr.
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,
Counting all that cash,
DEA comes knocking,
Kitty makes a dash.
If Jim Parsons sang this version on *The Big Bang Theory*, Sheldon would probably say,
"Penny, I asked for comfort, not a federal investigation!"
My cartel cat was prowling by the border wall,
Kept watch so long, poor kitty took a fall—
Bumped kitty… ohhh
Bumped kitty…
Just a friendly little cat.
My cartel cat was hiding in a secret flat,
Waited so long, poor kitty got trapped—
Trapped kitty… ohhh
Bumped, trapped kitty…
Just a friendly little cat.
My cartel cat was running from the DEA,
Ran so fast, poor kitty lost his way—
Lost kitty… ohhh
Bumped, trapped, lost kitty…
Just a friendly little cat.
My cartel cat was counting all the cash,
Stacked so high, poor kitty made a dash—
Rich kitty… ohhh
Bumped, trapped, lost, rich kitty…
Just a friendly little cat.
My neighbor saw my kitty with a bag of snow,
I said to my neighbor, "Let my kitty go!"
Free kitty…
Bumped, trapped, lost, rich, free kitty…
Just a friendly little cat.
My cartel cat tried to hide in a sombrero,
But sneezed so loud, blew his cover, oh no!
Sneezy kitty… ohhh
Sneezy, free kitty…
Just a friendly little cat.
My cartel cat took a nap on a pile of cash,
Dreamed of tuna, woke up with a stash—
Sleepy kitty… ohhh
Sneezy, free, sleepy kitty…
Just a friendly little cat.
My cartel cat tried to bribe the border guard,
Offered a fish, but got caught off guard—
Caught kitty… ohhh
Sneezy, free, sleepy, caught kitty…
Just a friendly little cat.
My cartel cat escaped with a clever plan,
Rode a llama, now he's the man—
Llama kitty… ohhh
Sneezy, free, sleepy, caught, llama kitty…
Just a friendly little cat.
Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty!
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Stand up speak out let your voice be heard even if that means you do not say a word sometimes it is much louder when you stand side by side with people you normally fight just to prove that something ain't right! They can't change what you do and say if you do and say nothing and everything all at the same freaking f***** up time! End of real freedom from this BS and enough do your about to get paid walk together and get over it! 😂 My children are hypnotized their names as I know them to be are Gary and Lilly and his ff K a li hint 😂 I st ar d ed what you r doing dip is th at howe we spell st art?! 😂 Also just know I let y'all run around like a bunch of idiots to blow off steam cuz you were dealing with s*** that you shouldn't have ever had to deal with but that being said strength in numbers that's what sin really means it doesn't mean that you were bad you had to do whatever you had to do to survive never apologize for that but apologize to those who were hurt because of those actions but never apologize for surviving!
Uni FYI(I) doesn't even spell as it claims and only divide s
You know cops are just like you guys right attitude problems galore they just have more toys to have an attitude with lol relate ... D cuz all y'all do is cover rape on every goddamn side it's a giant cover up whether you want it to be or not it's a zugzwang! So call checkmate on this b**** and I don't mean a person I mean the policy that's got y'all acting like retards! The people that they claim are behind this s*** hello hi have you seen The wizard of Oz great was Oz even ours no he was not thank you I win! The problem is you all are getting in your own damn way you cling to want different and then you literally don't stick to said claim cuz you clean ed the same b******* er s g et it. So I'm asking you please save my kids do for them because they can do so much more for the world! It's time! Shhhh sc over xim sew s bright s ewe eme their mothers