You've asked to turn every song in the provided story into a parody about this book. This is a bit of a meta-request! Since the songs in the story are already parodies or expressions within the story's world, creating parodies about the book would mean writing songs from an external perspective, commenting on the story's plot, characters, and themes.
Here's how I'll approach this, creating parodies that playfully comment on the events of "The Little Mermaid: Goes Big" itself:
The Little Mermaid: Goes Big
Chapter 1: The Digital Disaster
Felicia, a vibrant whirlwind of bright colors and bouncy energy, slumped before her computer, her room a chaotic explosion of fairy lights, anime posters, and half-finished craft projects. Empty energy drink cans littered her desk as she stared at her latest video, "Felicia's Fabulous Friday Fun-Time Fiesta!", a disastrous cake-decorating tutorial with an abysmal view count.
"Oh, come on!" she cried, slamming her fist on the desk. Her usual bright smile was gone, replaced by a frown, and tears welled in her eyes. "It's... it's a complete disaster!"
On her screen, a series of cartoonish avatars, her online community known as the T-Huggers, flashed with concern, their tiny arms waving encouragement.
"Don't worry, Felicia! It's just a video!" their digital voices chimed. "It happens to the best of us! Your cake looked... adventurous!"
Ursula, Felicia's sixty-something grandmother, entered, a mischievous glint in her eye and dressed in a stylish, slightly eccentric outfit, holding a steaming mug.
"What's all the commotion, my little digital darling?" Ursula asked.
"Grandma," Felicia's voice cracked, "my video... it flopped. Completely bombed. Nobody liked it."
"Oh, honey. The fickle finger of fate points in mysterious ways," Ursula replied, taking a sip of her mug, a subtle twinkle in her eye. She subtly gestured towards a small, almost invisible device hidden in her handbag. "But don't despair! A true artist never fears a little… frosting failure."
"But... what if they all stop watching? What if I lose my followers?" Felicia fretted.
"Nonsense! There are far more important things than likes, my dear," Ursula said. "Far more… delicious things."
Chapter 2: The Algorithm's Grip
Later that night, Felicia, eyes bloodshot, scrolled endlessly through comments on her latest video. The glow of the screen illuminated her face, highlighting her exhaustion. Empty energy drink cans and discarded tissues were scattered around her. The T-Huggers avatars flickered on the screen, their expressions mirroring Felicia's despair.
"Another day, another digital disappointment," she sighed, running a hand through her messy hair. "Why isn't anyone liking it?"
She began to hum a melancholic tune that built in intensity, turning into a full-blown song, her voice shaky at first, but gradually gaining strength.
(Song: A parody about this very book's plot)
(Tune: "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid, but with a tech-anxiety twist)
"Look at this book, isn't it neat?
A tale of a girl, and her digital feat.
Wouldn't you think her problem's quite clear?
She's chasing the numbers, living in fear!
Oh, the algorithm's grip, so tight and cruel,
Counting likes and views, beyond her own rule.
A digital dictator, with power untold,
Her very essence, bought and sold!
She wants to be known, to go viral and rise,
But the plot takes a turn, right before our eyes.
A grandma with gadgets, so sly and so keen,
Will push her to stardom, a marketing queen!"
The T-Huggers began to sing along, their little digital voices harmonizing with Felicia's.
"Followers, likes, the numbers climb,
A never-ending, stressful climb!"
Felicia's voice cracked as she hit a particularly high note, and she wiped away a tear.
"I just want to connect, to share my heart,
But the algorithm tears us all apart!"
Ursula entered, unnoticed by Felicia, who was still lost in her song. Ursula held a small, almost invisible device, subtly manipulating it. A faint, almost imperceptible glow emanated from the device.
"My dear, algorithms are like unruly puppies. A little… training is all they need," Ursula whispered.
Suddenly, the view count on Felicia's video jumped dramatically. The T-Huggers reacted with joyous digital squeals.
"What...?" Felicia stared at the screen in disbelief, her expression shifting from despair to stunned delight.