Volume 6: The God King's Proposal (And the Universe Wants Me Married)
Chapter 2: The Catgirl Supreme Just Claimed Me (In Front of Everyone)
Section 1: Cosmic Catnip and Chaos
Kai woke up to fur.
Not metaphorical. Literal. There was a purring sound.
Kai blinked. A tail curled around his neck like a silk scarf possessed by mischief.
"Good morning~"
Standing (half-lounging) on his chest was a goddess in heat. Ears perked, golden eyes glowing, and wearing a divine bodysuit that looked like it was woven from starlight and seduction.
Her name, according to the system prompt that wouldn't stop glitching:
> [CANDIDATE BRIDE #118,112: NEKORRA, CATGIRL SUPREME.] [TITLE: CHAOS BRIDE OF ENTROPIC ATTRACTION. DO NOT ENGAGE UNLESS YOU'RE READY TO BE CLAIMED.]
Kai (panicking): "Why are you on me?"
Nekorra: "Because you're warm, and it's mating season across six of my parallel timelines."
Section 2: The Harem Reacts
Zerathra exploded through the door with war paint and a kitchen knife.
"Back off, whiskers! I licked his soul first!"
Vel'Mirexa summoned a blade made from the frozen screams of ten thousand void tyrants. "She's not even on the official short list!"
Lilixara: "According to divine precedent, any celestial claiming must be signed in the presence of the Eternal Pillow. Where is the Pillow?!"
Kai: "WHAT THE HELL IS THE PILLOW—"
A floating cushion with a monocle and mustache drifted into the room.
Eternal Pillow: "Proceed with the ceremony, meowsters."
Kai: "I give up."
Section 3: Trial of the Tail
To avoid multiversal war, the Divine Wedding Bureau mandated a "Courtship Duel." Each bride must prove her worth through themed challenges. Nekorra's trial?
The Festival of Seductive Stealth.
She had to steal something personal from each existing harem member... and return it with a kiss of apology.
Yui announced the rules with alarming glee.
> [OBJECTIVE: DO NOT GET CAUGHT. MAXIMUM CHAOS. POINTS FOR STYLE.]
Within twenty-four minutes:
Elyssaria's battle crown was gone.
Lilixara's lipstick vanished mid-application.
Omnilia's anti-flirt ray backfired.
Vel'Mirexa's soul sigil ended up tied in a love knot.
Kai was speechless.
Nekorra sat on the throne, surrounded by pissed-off goddesses and grinning like she won the universe.
Nekorra: "I present to you, Groom Candidate, my offering: A kiss from every rival you adore."
She kissed his cheek. The system glitched.
> [ERROR: MULTIPLE HEART METRICS OVERLOADING.] [LOADING... ROMANTIC APOCALYPSE.]
Section 4: The Cosmic Dating Game Begins
Yui launched a new system interface: THE MULTIVERSAL MARRIAGE TOURNAMENT.
Each week, a new contender. Each challenge, themed. Each failure? Universal embarrassment.
This week's theme: "Intimate Breakfasts and Emotional Scars."
Kai found himself forced to cook pancakes for six divine brides while listening to each of their repressed traumas.
Vel'Mirexa: "I once consumed a planet for breaking my heart."
Zerathra: "I stabbed my clone because she tried to kiss the same guy as me."
Lilixara: "My first love rejected my flowers. So I cursed the whole garden."
Nekorra: "I just want someone who doesn't mind fur. And tail play."
Kai, sweating, flipped a pancake that looked like a broken heart.
Section 5: But the Real Problem is the Next Bride
Just as things were calming down—
A portal opened.
From it stepped a woman of elegance and fire. Her eyes held galaxies. Her aura twisted even time itself.
Kai's heart stopped.
Yui screamed.
> [ALERT: FINAL GODDESS BOSS INCOMING.] [HER NAME IS UNTRANSLATABLE. HER LOVE HISTORY WITH YOU? CLASSIFIED. HER INTENTIONS? TERRIFYINGLY ROMANTIC.]
She stepped forward.
"Hello again, Kai. Do you remember when you promised me eternity?"
Kai: "...I regret everything."
To be continued...
✅ Volume 6, Chapter 2: "The Catgirl Supreme Just Claimed Me (In Front of Everyone)"