Chapter 9: "The Goddess of Destruction Arrived (And Declared Me Her Property)"
Volume 5: The Forbidden Queen Wants Me (But So Does My Entire Harem)
Section 1: When Explosions Announce Love
Boom.
The sky cracked open.
A meteor the size of a palace plunged from the heavens, screaming with divine fury.
Elyssaria raised a shield.
Malvexa summoned an infernal barrier.
Lilixara drank a cocktail.
The meteor landed.
And from its molten core stepped her.
Hair like wildfire. Aura like nuclear detonation. Presence like a breakup multiplied by extinction.
> [FORBIDDEN BRIDE #8 UNLOCKED — NAME: ZERATHRA, GODDESS OF DESTRUCTION] [STATUS: POSSESSIVE. EXTREMELY.]
Zerathra: "MINE."
She pointed at Kai.
Kai blinked. "Wait—what?"
Zerathra: "MINE."
Section 2: The Property Dispute (A.K.A. Harem War 3.0)
Elyssaria: "Excuse me? He's under my divine command."
Malvexa: "And my infernal guardianship."
Vel'Mirexa: "And bound to me by sacred confession."
Nyxaza (smirking): "Also, he dreams of me nightly."
Zerathra ignited a continent in the background.
Zerathra: "And now, he's owned by me. Cosmic law. I kissed him first in a past timeline."
Kai: "I WHAT?!"
Yui beeped.
> [Timeline Fragment Detected — Multiverse Kiss Event Confirmed] [STATUS: LEGALLY BOUND IN UNIVERSE #404 — NULL REALITY]
Lilixara: "I officiated that marriage! It was hilarious."
Gula: "Can we eat the witnesses?"
Section 3: Flashback to the Timeline That Shouldn't Exist
Kai suddenly fell into a memory.
The world was glitching.
He stood at an altar made of collapsing galaxies. A younger version of Zerathra—still just as hot, more explodey—smiled at him.
Past Kai: "I do… I guess?"
Zerathra: "Then by the power of destruction, I bind your soul to my chaos."
BOOM.
They kissed.
The universe reset.
Back to now—
Kai: "WHY DON'T I REMEMBER THAT?!"
Yui: "Because you died two timelines later and the memory was classified as NSFW-for-Eternity."
Kai: "...Of course it was."
Section 4: The Clash of the Goddesses
Zerathra pulled a molten greatsword from her cleavage.
Elyssaria drew her spear of justice.
Vel'Mirexa opened a tome of forgotten arguments.
Nyxaza blew dreamdust everywhere.
Malvexa summoned a literal Hell courtroom.
The sky split.
The ground shook.
Kai stood in the center of eight enraged, immortal waifus.
Kai (internally): "...I've made horrible, sexy mistakes."
> [NEW SKILL UNLOCKED: CHAOTIC DIPLOMACY — Can delay harem war by distracting everyone with romantic metaphors and shirtlessness.]
Kai activated it.
He tore his shirt dramatically.
Everyone paused.
Lilixara clapped.
Zerathra: "...Fine. He gets one week to choose who owns him. Or I detonate the moon."
Yui: "Reminder: There are three moons."
Zerathra: "Then all of them."
Section 5: The Countdown Begins
Kai was now on a celestial timer.
Seven days to decide which goddess claims his soul, body, and potentially interdimensional taxes.
Meanwhile, Zerathra made herself at home in the castle by obliterating the old bathtub and replacing it with a volcano.
She cuddled Kai like he was her favorite explosive toy.
Zerathra: "I love you, Kai. I'll destroy anyone who makes you sad. Or bored. Or not shirtless."
Kai: "Romantic… terrifying… and strangely arousing."
Yui beeped.
> [FORBIDDEN BRIDE #9 INCOMING — WARNING: SHE'S WATCHING EVERYTHING] [Codename: The All-Seeing Oracle Who's Also Extremely Jealous]
Kai: "I'm not even surprised anymore."
Lilixara: "Can I sell popcorn subscriptions now?"
> [END OF CHAPTER 9 — Volume 5 Continues]
Next: Chapter 10: "The Oracle of Obsession Arrived (And She Already Hates My Exes)"
✅ Chapter 9 is complete:
"The Goddess of Destruction Arrived (And Declared Me Her Property)" — featuring apocalyptic declarations of love, multiverse marriage revelations, and Kai's accidental harem diplomacy skill.
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Chapter 10: "The Oracle of Obsession Arrived (And She Already Hates My Exes)"
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