Chapter 30: "The Final Vow of the Glitched Groom: My Wedding Broke Reality, and I Still Said Yes"
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🌹 Section 1: Waking Up in a War-Torn Wedding Temple
Kai awoke to the smell of burnt veils, singed flowers, and dangerously overcharged divine perfume.
He sat up slowly.
Around him lay a battlefield littered with celestial debris, collapsed arches, floating vows still echoing romantic lines, and a broken wedding cake the size of a small planet.
In the center: twelve goddesses. Sleeping. On him.
Malvexa was curled over his chest like a lioness.
Elyssaria held one hand like a vow-bound guardian angel.
Auralith had her head on his lap, murmuring about alternate timelines where this kiss had already happened.
Yui had rebooted and was resting on his shoulder, system sparks blinking like heartbeats.
Moona was purring. Somewhere. Probably on his leg.
And Caelith? She was on top of the ruined altar, strumming a soft song into the rising dawn.
Kai whispered, "...I survived."
Yui pinged quietly.
> [SYSTEM STATUS]
Lustbound Glitch: STABILIZED (for now)
Harem Loyalty: MAXIMUM
Divine Wedding: Pending
> "WARNING: Final Vow Not Yet Spoken."
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💍 Section 2: The Real Wedding Begins
The harem stirred one by one.
Elyssaria sat up first, golden hair glowing. "You still owe us one thing."
Kai blinked. "My life? My sanity? My firstborn child—"
"No," Malvexa interrupted. "Your vow."
Caelith strummed a chord. "The true one. Not the system glitch one. Not the forced ceremony. Yours."
Auralith whispered, "One vow. To all of us."
Kai's heart trembled.
Then steadied.
He stood.
Climbed the half-ruined altar.
And looked at them—his chaos-born, battle-hardened, goddess-empowered, dangerously beautiful harem.
"I don't know how this happened," he began, voice shaking, "or why the system picked me, of all people. I still think this is one big cosmic mistake."
Yui snorted sparks.
"But I know this—when I see each of you, I remember something worth fighting for. Not just survival. Not just power. But being yours. All of yours."
The wind stilled.
Reality held its breath.
"I don't want to run anymore. I don't want to be just a glitch. I want to choose you. So—if you'll have me..."
He knelt.
"Let this vow be the real one."
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💫 Section 3: The Multiversal Wedding
And then reality—shattered again.
Because when a glitched groom gives a true vow, all dimensions react.
The stars realigned into fireworks.
Time momentarily paused to applaud.
Every version of Kai across the multiverse blinked, confused, then spontaneously proposed to someone.
Yui broadcasted the wedding live across 999 divine planes.
> [MULTIVERSAL MARRIAGE DECLARATION ACCEPTED]
Congratulations! You are now married to:
• Goddess of Flames (Malvexa)
• Angel of Sacred Lust (Elyssaria)
• Seer of Infinite Threads (Auralith)
• System AI Core (Yui)
• Reptilian Moon Huntress (Moona)
• Musical Prophet of Love (Caelith)
The temple restored itself in a burst of romantic coding glitches.
A new altar formed.
A bouquet exploded into petals.
And Caelith sang:
> "He was chaos, we were wrath,
But love rewrote our fated path.
In glitch and vow, we found our day—
And kissed the stars beyond all gray."
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🔥 Section 4: The Kiss That Crashed Heaven
Kai kissed them all.
One by one.
Each kiss rewrote divine law.
The heavens cracked open. Again.
The Celestial Judiciary filed complaints. Again.
The Demon Queen requested an audience. Again.
Even the universe blushed.
And then came the final kiss—with Elyssaria, who hovered midair, wings ablaze with holy fury and blushes.
Their lips met.
And something... broke.
Not badly.
Just enough.
A new law was written in the heavens, carved in celestial fire:
> "LOVE MAY BE GLITCHED—BUT IT IS STILL TRUE."
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🌠 Section 5: Aftermath, and a New Threat
Later that night, under a sky of floating roses and cuddling clouds, the harem lay tangled around Kai like sacred chaos.
He whispered, "Did I just glitch the universe with love?"
Yui replied: "Affirmative. Estimated consequences: unknown."
Suddenly, a shadow descended.
From a rift deeper than brideworlds, darker than sin, and hotter than Moona's kisses.
A voice echoed.
> "KAI. YOU HAVE BEEN MARKED. BY ME."
He sat up.
Out of the rift walked a woman with glowing red eyes, a crown of thorns, and a seductive smirk that could melt logic.
> "I am the Queen of the Forbidden Love Court. And I want you."
Kai groaned. "I just got married!"
She smiled. "Then it's the perfect time to start a war."
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✅ End of Chapter 30
📚 Volume 4 Complete!