Here is the full English translation of Chapter 26 of "You're So Slothful, Dracula":
"Hold on tight, don't let her go!!"
Gaia shouted.
"Hold on! Don't go!!"
Gaia lunged forward and wrapped her arms around Elizabeth's lower half, shouting, "Help me, Alaya!!"
"On it!"
The silver-haired onee-san appeared behind Gaia and hugged her from behind, both of them pulling hard on Elizabeth.
"Ahhh! Piggy, help!! Someone's pulling me!!"
Inside Castlevania, Elizabeth's upper body was suddenly being dragged back toward the hallway.
Panicked, she cried out to Dracula.
Quick as a flash, Dracula grabbed her hands and held tight.
"Gaia, Alaya! Even now, you still insist on breaking our agreement with underhanded tricks?!"
Dracula shouted loudly into the corridor while pulling the dragon girl toward him.
"Shut up! Shut up! Anyway, we can't let you have the Heroic Spirits' bodies! Even if I have to stoop to this, I'll keep them all here in the Hall of Heroes!!" Gaia bellowed back.
"I have never seen such shamelessness from the planet's so-called 'Counter Force'!!"
Dracula gritted his teeth, yanking Elizabeth harder.
"Cut the crap! You've only ever seen me and Alaya as Counter Forces!" Gaia yelled, still clinging to Elizabeth's legs.
"Hyaaah!! Today I'll show you the power of this planet!!"
"Me too!!" Alaya shouted, joining in. "This is the power of all mankind!"
"Hmph! Pathetic! You think two little planetary-level Counter Forces can steal someone from my hands?! I'm a man who plays marbles with galaxies!!"
Dracula roared: "Behold my spiral power!!"
"Aaaahhh! Piggy, I'm splitting in half! My waist's about to break!!"
Elizabeth wailed in agony.
Dracula had no choice but to ease up, and the tug-of-war returned to a stalemate.
"Hahaha! You're out of options now!"
Gaia laughed arrogantly. "Give up, you stupid vampire!"
"No, I was just imagining your miserable expression when you lose."
Dracula suddenly shouted:
"Go, Elizabeth! Use your freedom, your courage, and strike down these cold, heartless oppressors! Kick her! Elizabeth, I enchanted your heels with magic!!"
Hearing that, Elizabeth began kicking frantically.
Her high-heeled shoes landed blow after blow on Gaia's face.
"I-I won't let go!"
Gaia stammered, her cheek squashed under Elizabeth's heel.
But as the kicks rained down, one of the heels slipped from Gaia's smooth cheek—
—and jabbed hard into her eye socket.
"Aaaagh! My eye!!"
Gaia screamed and finally let go.
In that moment, Elizabeth gave her a full-powered kick that sent Gaia flying across the Hall of Heroes, knocking her into Alaya.
Dracula pulled Elizabeth through the corridor, and she gleefully gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek.
"Nice work, Piggy!!"
Dracula set the little loli down and shouted: "Hurry up and get out!"
Nero and Mordred, quick on their feet, darted through the hallway while Gaia and Alaya were still sprawled on the ground.
Kiyohime lifted her kimono hem and followed behind with Jeanne, ready to enter the corridor—
—but Gaia suddenly leapt up again.
The green-haired loli, clutching one eye, stretched out an arm to block their path.
"You two—no one's leaving!!"
Kiyohime didn't say a word.
She calmly fitted blades onto her wooden sandals.
Stomping the floor twice, she turned toward Jeanne and said with a sigh:
"You... aren't you called a saint? Where did you get such a deadly weapon?"
Jeanne blushed and muttered:
"Th-this is just a popular cowgirl style these days..."
On her feet were knee-high leather boots, the kind favored by cowboys—
only these had spiral blades and iron studs attached.
Under the pressure of their deadly glares, Gaia trembled, but tried to stay tough:
"Wh-what are you looking at?! E-even if you do that... I-I won't back down!"
Then she added, half-muttering:
"Worst case... I'll just hug your upper halves instead..."
The moment she said that, Kiyohime pulled out a pair of brass knuckles from her sleeves.
After slipping them on and giving a few practice swings, she smashed a wall of Castlevania with one punch.
Jeanne didn't even put on weapons—she simply smiled radiantly.
With both hands, she struck a martial arts pose that exuded deadly intent.
"Enough already!!"
Gaia suddenly gave up and dropped her arms.
Fuming, she shouted at Jeanne and Kiyohime:
"Fine, if you're that desperate to run, then go! Just never come back again!!"
Jeanne and Kiyohime glanced at each other with some embarrassment...
Then immediately turned and sprinted down the hallway without looking back.
"Uuuuuuu..."
Gaia sat down on the floor of the Hall of Heroes, eyes welling up.
Then she burst into loud sobs:
"Waaaahhh!! Alaya, that vampire bullied me, and those Heroic Spirits bullied me too!!"
The silver-haired onee-san finally managed to stand, rubbing her sore butt.
She walked over to Gaia, patted her head, and gently consoled her:
"There, there. Don't cry. It's just a few Heroic Spirits. There are plenty more in human history. Surely not all of them want to leave, right?"
That only made Gaia cry harder.
Dracula, looking absolutely exhausted, climbed out of the floating corridor and looked at Gaia.
"Hey, cut it out already, will you? You're the one reneging on our deal, yet somehow I'm the bad guy?"
Gaia sat on the floor, kicking her legs like a tantrum-throwing child.
"I don't care, I don't care! It's still your fault!!"
Dracula scratched his ear, sighed, then suddenly slapped the floor hard.
"ENOUGH!!"
The impact made Elizabeth's entire throne room tremble.
Startled, Gaia froze mid-sob, sniffled, and looked at him blankly.
Dracula growled:
"Don't forget—my power could easily destroy you both. Keep this up, and I'll throw the Earth out of the Milky Way!"
"Oh right," Alaya said, looking at Gaia blankly. "He's probably serious."
The green-haired loli shrank back in fear, not daring to say a word.
"Besides, haven't I already shown you just how big the power gap is?" Dracula said.
"And your childish tantrums—what are you even thinking? Do you have a death wish?"
"Umm..."
Alaya mumbled awkwardly:
"I guess... we kind of forgot... It's just that your overall vibe is, um, too... lazy?"
Just then, Kagarino Kirie (Kirie) added from behind Dracula:
"Give it up, my lord. With how you always look half-dead, there's no way you'll ever seem dignified."
Dracula slammed the door shut behind him and grumbled one last line:
"Damn morons!"