I stared at this goddess lady, trying to wrap my head around what she just told me.
"So reincarnation is actually real?" I asked. "Like, people actually get reborn and stuff?"
She nodded, still looking guilty as hell. "Oh yes, it's very real. We have a whole system for it. Souls move from one world to another based on their karma, their unfulfilled desires, that sort of thing."
'Holy shit,' I thought. 'All those anime and manga I watched about people getting reincarnated... they were actually onto something.'
"That's insane," I said out loud. "I always figured when you died, that was it. Game over."
"Not at all," she said, warming up a bit now that we weren't talking about her massive screw-up. "Death is really just a transition. Most souls don't even remember their previous lives when they're reborn, but the experiences shape who they become."
We kept talking for what felt like hours. She explained how different worlds worked, how some souls got special abilities when they reincarnated, how the whole system was designed to help people grow and learn. It was like getting a crash course in the afterlife from someone who actually ran the place.
'This is so much cooler than I ever imagined,' I thought. 'I mean, dying sucks and all, but at least I'm getting to learn about all this crazy stuff.'
"So what world am I going to?" I finally asked. "Please tell me it's one of those fantasy ones with magic and dragons and stuff."
Her smile disappeared instantly. She looked like someone had just told her that her dog died.
"About that..." she said, fidgeting with her hands. "There's another problem."
'Of course there is,' I thought. 'Can't just be a simple mix-up, can it?'
"What kind of problem?" I asked, even though I was pretty sure I didn't want to know.
She took a deep breath. "Well, souls have unique signatures. Think of it like a fingerprint, but for your spiritual essence. When someone is meant to be reincarnated, their signature gets registered in the system."
I waited for the bad news.
"The signature that was registered was Nina's," she continued. "And since she didn't die today because of your intervention... well, that slot is no longer available."
"Okay," I said slowly. "So you just register mine instead, right?"
She shook her head. "It doesn't work like that. The system is very strict about these things. I can't just add new signatures without proper authorization, and that process takes decades."
'Oh fuck,' I thought. 'This is going exactly where I think it's going.'
"So what happens to me?" I asked. "Do I just... stop existing?"
"I... I don't know," she admitted. "This has never happened before. Technically, you're not supposed to be here at all."
I felt this weird panic starting to build up in my chest. I mean, I had already died once today, but the thought of just disappearing completely was somehow worse than the car thing.
"Wait, wait," she said quickly, probably seeing the look on my face. "I can't just let this happen. If my supervisors find out I made a mistake this big, I'll be in serious trouble."
Suddenly, this translucent blue window appeared floating in the air between us. It looked exactly like the system windows from all those video games and light novels I had read.
'No fucking way,' I thought, staring at it. 'A real system window. This is the coolest thing ever.'
My excitement must have been obvious because the goddess looked at me funny. "Have you seen interfaces like this before?"
"In games and stories, yeah," I said, still staring at the window. "But never a real one."
She started tapping on different parts of the interface, and information started flowing across it. "Let me take a look at your life and see what I can do."
The window filled with what looked like a highlight reel of my entire sixteen years. I watched myself as a kid, in school, hanging out alone most of the time, playing video games, reading manga, doing homework. It was like watching a really boring movie about myself.
"Hmm," she said after a few minutes. "This is... quite sad, actually."
"Hey," I said, feeling defensive. "My life wasn't that bad."
"Kofi, you've been alone for most of your teenage years," she said, not looking up from the screen. "You had maybe three real conversations with classmates in the past two years. You eat lunch by yourself every day. You've never been to a party, never been on a date, never even tried to make friends."
'Okay, when she puts it like that, it does sound pretty pathetic,' I thought.
"I like being alone," I said. "People are complicated. It's easier to just do my own thing."
She finally looked at me, and her expression was way too understanding. "You're scared of getting hurt, aren't you? It's easier to be alone than to risk someone rejecting you or leaving you."
"That's not true," I said, but even as I said it, I knew she was probably right.
"Kofi, the last time you tried to make a friend was in middle school, and when that boy moved away, you decided it was better to not get close to anyone else."
'Damn,' I thought. 'She really can see everything.'
"Look, I'm not going to argue with you about this," she said, turning back to the system window. "But I think I have a solution that might help both of us."
She started typing and tapping on the interface like she was coding something. Windows kept popping up and disappearing, filled with text and options I couldn't read.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"I can't send you back to life empty-handed," she said, still focused on the screen. "I need to meet my quota of successful interventions, and letting you just die would definitely not count as successful."
More windows appeared, and I could see her selecting different options and adjusting settings.
"I'm going to give you a system," she said. "Think of it as a gift to make up for this whole mess."
"A system? Like in those isekai stories?"
"Similar concept, but I'm customizing it for your specific situation," she said. "Normally, I'd give someone a combat system or magic system for a fantasy world. But since you're going back to your regular life..."
She paused her typing and looked at me. "I'm going to give you a Romance Life System."
I blinked at her. "A what now?"
"A system designed to help you connect with people," she said. "It'll give you quests to complete, and you'll earn money and points for doing them. The quests will push you to interact with others, try new things, step outside your comfort zone."
'That actually sounds pretty cool,' I thought. 'And terrifying. But mostly cool.'
"What happens if I don't do the quests?" I asked.
"The penalties aren't harsh," she said, making more adjustments. "Mild stomach aches, maybe a headache here and there. Nothing that would seriously hurt you. Whether you use the system or not is entirely up to you."
She was quiet for a few minutes, working on the interface. I watched her lock out sections labeled "Combat," "Magic," and "Leveling." Then she spent time setting up what looked like a quest generator and a point system.
"The money you earn will appear in your regular bank account," she explained. "No one will question where it came from - the system will handle all of that. The points can be used to purchase small improvements to your life. Better health, increased confidence, that sort of thing."
I thought about it for a while. On one hand, it sounded like she was basically bribing me to be more social, which was kind of insulting. On the other hand, I was getting a second chance at life plus a literal video game system. That was pretty hard to turn down.
"There's no catch?" I asked. "I'm not going to accidentally sell my soul or anything?"
"No catch," she said. "I just want you to have a better life than the one you were living. And selfishly, I need this to count as a successful intervention so I don't get fired."
'Well, when she puts it like that,' I thought. 'There's really no downside here.'
"Alright," I said. "I'll try it."
She smiled for the first time since this whole conversation started. "Excellent. I think you'll find it more helpful than you expect."
The system window in front of her flashed green, and then disappeared.
"It's done," she said. "The system is now linked to your soul. It'll activate when you return to your body."
I felt this weird tugging sensation, like something was pulling me backward.
"Looks like it's time for you to go," she said, standing up from her cloud.
"Thank you," I said. "For giving me another chance, I mean."
"Thank you for saving Nina," she replied. "Even if it caused all this trouble, it was still the right thing to do."
The tugging got stronger, and the pastel sky started to fade around me.
"I'll be watching," she called out as everything went dark. "Try to make some friends this time, okay?"
Then I was falling, and everything went black again.