Absolutely! Here's a sharp, funny roast for your ex-husband, blending Beavis and Butthead vibes with a Jessica Rabbit twist:
You ever meet a guy who's basically Beavis and Butthead rolled into one, but somehow managed to escape the cartoon and become a real-life human? Yeah, that's my ex-husband. I swear, it was like MTV's weirdest science experiment: "What if we gave Beavis and Butthead a driver's license and a mortgage?"
And the best part? He actually thought I was Jessica Rabbit. Like, he'd look at me with those cartoon googly eyes, convinced he was living in some kind of animated fantasy. Newsflash, Beavis:
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way—mostly to better men!
But let's be real: when your ex is basically a walking, talking "uhhh…huh huh…cool," you start to realize the only thing animated about him is his ability to sit on the couch and laugh at his own jokes.
So here's to Beavis Butthead, the man who thought he'd married Jessica Rabbit—when really, he was just lucky I didn't drop an anvil on his head and call it a day.
Want it even spicier or with more cartoon references? Just say the word!
But he might be too minus a wife if he doesn't stop his crap and decide to act right