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Chapter 103 - The CBS Breakfast Club

"Have you missed us?"

Kate Abdo opened with a bright smile, leaning slightly toward the camera, eyes sparkling as the studio lights hit just right. "Because we sure have," she continued smoothly, spreading her hands as if welcoming the audience back home. "And all we can say is—it's very good to be back."

Before she could even breathe, Jamie Carragher cut in from her right, half-grinning already. "Simmer there, woman," he said, shaking his head, the corner of his mouth twitching.

Micah Richards burst out laughing instantly, throwing his head back, while Thierry Henry let out a quiet snicker, lips pressed together, shoulders rising as he tried—and failed—to hide it.

Kate didn't even look at them. She rolled her eyes dramatically, the kind of practiced dismissal that told you this had happened far too many times before, and carried right on. "It's UEFA Champions League today on CBS Sports," she said crisply, reclaiming control, "and I'm your ever-present, loving host, Kate Abdo."

As she spoke, Micah suddenly sat up straight in his chair, tugging at his jacket, smoothing down his suit like he was bracing himself for something inevitable. "Here we go again," he muttered under his breath, loud enough to be heard.

Jamie leaned back, laughing openly now.

Kate ignored them completely.

"And sitting beside me," she continued, turning slightly toward Thierry, "of course he would be first—"

"Ohhh!" Micah interrupted, already hyping it up.

"Okay, okay, go on," Jamie added, clapping his hands once.

"Wow," Micah said again, nodding like he was at a concert.

Thierry Henry straightened in his seat, chin lifting just a little. He adjusted his cuffs, a knowing smile creeping onto his face, fully aware of what was coming and absolutely ready to receive it.

Kate kept going, unfazed. "World Cup winner," she said, ticking it off calmly.

Micah slapped the desk lightly. "Yes!"

"Euros winner," Kate added.

Jamie leaned forward. "This is ridiculous already."

"Premier League winner," Kate continued.

Thierry nodded once, solemn, like a man accepting an award.

"Golden Boot winner," she said, and now even she was smiling.

Micah pointed at Thierry. "Talk your truth!"

"One of the greatest strikers in football history," Kate said, her voice lifting just enough for effect, "the OG speedster himself. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you—the indomitable Thierry Henry."

The studio erupted. Micah and Jamie clapped loudly, both half out of their seats. Micah was grinning ear to ear. "Talk it! Talk it! Talk it!" he shouted.

Thierry laughed now, leaning back, hands raised modestly but clearly enjoying every second of it.

Kate smiled warmly before turning back to the desk. "And though he has since been relegated," she said sweetly, "to hyping and causing trouble left and right—"

Jamie froze. Just slightly. His smile stalled.

Micah noticed instantly and pointed straight at him, laughing even harder. "That's you! That's you!"

Kate continued without mercy. "When his mouth was less toxic and his body a little more cooperative, he was part of the miracle of Istanbul—Champions League winner, miraculous is really the only way to describe it—especially considering he's managed to offend not one, but the two goats of the game."

Thierry clapped again, enjoying this far too much.

"The intolerable but lovable," Kate finished, turning fully toward him now, "Jamie Carragher."

Micah was practically applauding at this point, laughing and clapping at the same time. Jamie smiled, shaking his head, muttering under his breath, "There is only one goat."

Kate didn't miss a beat.

"And last," she said calmly, pausing just long enough, "and certainly the least—"

Micah's face dropped instantly.

Kate's smile widened, playful and teasing, as she leaned slightly toward the camera. "The Standard," she began, her tone dripping with mock grandeur, "the comedian, the man who had a front-row seat from the bench as he watched Aguero carry the league for Manchester City—the one and only, Big for a reason, Big Meeks, Micha Richards!"

The studio erupted instantly. Laughter bounced off the walls as Micha threw his hands up dramatically. "Foul! Foul! That's foul!" he shouted, trying to protest but grinning from ear to ear.

Jamie Carragher was laughing so hard he nearly doubled over. "I love this," he managed between breaths, shaking his head in disbelief at the banter.

Thierry Henry chuckled, nodding toward Micha. "At least he made his money," he said with a sly grin, "even if it was just sitting on that bench."

"Thank you!" Micha shot back, mock-offended, leaning forward. "I will have you know I made a lot of money on that bench."

Jamie raised an eyebrow, smirking. "Doing nothing, I assume?"

"Yeah, exactly that," Micha said proudly, crossing his arms with a smug smile.

Kate laughed, shaking her head. "No wonder you feel right at home here," she said, glancing at the camera, and the entire panel cracked up again, the laughter rolling naturally across the set.

Thierry threw his head back, letting out a long, amused "Wowww," clearly enjoying every second of the chaos.

Micha, still chuckling, leaned forward and said, "I miss Jules. Can we have her instead?"

Kate laughed fully this time, the kind of warm, bright laugh that filled the studio, as the camaraderie and playful chaos of the panel carried on naturally, making the audience feel like they were right there with them.

The laughter around the CBS studio slowly began to fade, not disappearing completely but softening into quiet chuckles and wide smiles. Kate waited a beat, letting the noise die down naturally, then straightened in her chair, cards resting lightly in her hands. With a composed smile, she said, "Now, onwards onto today's topic," her tone calm but firm, the kind that signaled she was ready to bring everyone back on track.

She barely had time to continue before Jamie Carragher leaned forward slightly, eyebrows raised, lips curling into a grin. "Wow," he said, dragging the word out, "why the rushing?" His voice carried mock suspicion, like he knew there was more behind her urgency.

Kate opened her mouth to respond, but before a single word could leave it, Micha Richards jumped in, eyes lighting up as if he'd been waiting for this exact moment. "Seems someone's rushing to go meet Malikkkk," he said, stretching the name dramatically, his grin widening as he spoke.

Jamie immediately burst into laughter, slapping the desk once as he leaned back in his chair, while Micha joined in, shoulders bouncing as the two fed off each other's energy. Across from them, Thierry Henry looked from one to the other, his brows knitting together in genuine confusion. He tilted his head slightly, scanning their faces before asking, "Who is that? Who's Malik?" His tone was sincere, completely unaware of the joke unfolding in front of him.

Kate tried again to regain control, lifting a hand slightly as if to pause them, but Micha cut her off without hesitation. "Kate's boyfrienddd," he said, playful and exaggerated, dragging out the word as he teased her openly, clearly enjoying every second of it.

Thierry's reaction was instant. His eyes widened, his mouth opening almost comically as he blurted out, "Wha—how?" The surprise on his face was unmistakable, his expression wild as he leaned back slightly in his seat.

Jamie followed it up with a long, theatrical "oooohh," rocking side to side as if savoring the moment, while Micha continued laughing freely, clearly proud of the chaos he'd sparked.

Kate finally shook her head, a sharp smile crossing her face as she fired back. "Seeing as it's the Champions League," she said smoothly, "in which you only ever played five games ever, I'm not surprised you'd rather talk about something more childish."

The words barely landed before Jamie almost choked on his own saliva, coughing once before bursting into uncontrollable laughter, his head dropping forward as he tried to catch his breath. Micha let out an "ahh," instantly covering his mouth with his hand, eyes wide in disbelief that she'd actually gone there. Meanwhile, Thierry just sat there, completely frozen, staring straight ahead as if he hadn't heard the exchange at all, his face blank, almost lost in a daze.

Micha's voice finally broke through the lingering chaos, loud and exaggerated as he wagged a finger in mock outrage. "Foul! Foul! Foul!" he shouted, his words bouncing off the studio walls with the same energy that had been building all morning. Kate, however, just ignored him, letting the comment slide like water off a duck's back. Jamie Carragher leaned back in his chair, a wide grin plastered across his face, clearly reveling in the sheer chaotic energy that had overtaken the set. Thierry Henry, in stark contrast, remained frozen, still seated with a blank, almost dazed expression, eyes unfocused as though he were staring into the void.

Kate let the room settle for a moment, her smile widening subtly as she prepared to regain control. She lifted a hand, signaling for attention, and with her usual commanding presence said, "Alright, back on track. This is Champions League week, and it's not just any week—this is the semifinals. One of these four incredible teams is about to lift the 20/21 Champions League trophy, and we are about to witness history unfold." Her voice rose with genuine excitement as she leaned forward slightly, painting the picture vividly for the audience. "And it's the big leagues, ladies and gentlemen. On Tuesday, the kings of the Champions League—the only club to ever threepeat it in modern history—the thirteen-time champions Real Madrid—will face the ultimate giant killers themselves. On nights like this, Stamford Bridge becomes a fortress, and the Blues, Chelsea, transform into beasts. Pure adrenaline, pure spectacle."

Micha and Jamie immediately responded, whistling loudly, leaning in toward the camera with eyes sparkling, visibly bouncing in their seats with excitement at the announcement. "Can't wait, can't wait!" Micha muttered, rubbing his hands together like a kid anticipating Christmas, clearly unable to contain his enthusiasm. Jamie's grin grew wider, almost vibrating with energy as he mirrored the sentiment, slapping his thigh lightly in excitement. Thierry, as ever, remained a statue in the chaos, his gaze still blank, still seemingly processing the words but somehow remaining untouched by the contagious excitement.

Kate, now riding the wave of her own energy, continued with precision, her hands painting the air as she spoke. "And we aren't done! Because just a day later, on Wednesday, another titanic clash awaits us. Pep Guardiola's mavericks will visit his former club, FC Barcelona, in none other than the iconic Camp Nou!" She leaned closer to the camera, her eyes twinkling, her voice full of reverence and thrill. "The stakes couldn't be higher, the tension couldn't be thicker, and the treat for the fans couldn't be sweeter. Two footballing giants, legacies on the line, pride, strategy, and brilliance all colliding on one stage."

Micha, caught up in the whirlwind of her words, bounced slightly in his chair, rubbing his hands together again, eyes bright with excitement. "Can't wait! Can't wait!" he said again, unable to hide his grin, practically vibrating in place as he anticipated the coming matches.

Kate let the energy settle just enough to redirect focus, her voice smooth but still charged with excitement. "Now, while we are hyping up these monumental games, it's always important to check in with our co-hosts, to hear what they think, to feel the pulse of the experts in the room." She gestured across the table toward Thierry, tilting her head slightly with a warm, inviting smile. "So, Thierry?"

They all turned toward him, calling his name in unison, their voices carrying the teasing liveliness that had filled the studio all morning—"Thierry? Thierry?"—but Henry didn't immediately respond. He blinked a few times, staring off into space as though the words were bouncing off some distant corner of his mind. Kate let a small, knowing smile play at her lips as she repeated it, her voice calm and professional, "Thierry?"

Finally, snapping out of his daze, he let out a startled, "Ah—wha—what happened?" His tone was a mixture of surprise and sheepishness, the kind of moment that made the studio air almost electric with laughter. Kate smoothly covered for him, her smile remaining warm and poised as she shifted back to the topic at hand. "It's Champions League week," she said, her voice regaining its professional lilt, "Real Madrid versus Chelsea at Stamford Bridge, and Manchester City visiting FC Barcelona at the Camp Nou. We want to hear your opinion, Thierry."

Henry's eyes widened slightly as he tried to regain composure. "Oo—yeah, yeah," he said, rubbing the back of his neck as if shaking off the fog. Jamie, sitting beside him, gave a light tap on his arm, playful but grounding. "Is everything alright, champ?" he asked, a grin tugging at his lips. Thierry's tension melted into a small smile. "Good, good, good," he replied, nodding firmly, then added with a hint of enthusiasm, "Okay, let's continue."

Before anyone could dwell on the awkward pause, Micha leaned forward with a mischievous glint in his eye. "You know what? I'm changing my mind," he announced. Kate and Jamie both turned, eyebrows raised, intrigued. Henry adjusted his suit once more, straightening his posture, locking his gaze back on the group. Jamie chuckled, leaning slightly toward Micha. "Oo really?"

"Yes," Micha replied with dramatic flair. "This morning, I nearly fell in the bathroom because I thought I saw a mouse. Terrifying, I know!" He gestured wildly, mimicking a startled jump. Jamie, pretending to be concerned, leaned closer. "Oo, that's scary! Hope you're okay?"

Henry, finally shaking off his earlier daze, joined in with a chuckle. "Yeah, man, you alright?" Micha waved it off, shrugging. "I'm fine, I stabilized myself with a hand stall nearby, , survived the encounter," he said, voice brimming with mock heroism. Kate and Jamie exchanged amused glances. "That's good," Jamie added, smiling, while Kate shook her head with that exasperated, affectionate look she often reserved for the chaos around her.

Then Micha paused mid-gesture, looking around as if confused. "Wait…what was I even talking about?" he asked, laughter in his tone. Kate's face twitched slightly, the faintest twitch betraying her amusement and mild exasperation. She slumped back in her seat, muttering under her breath, eyes rolling just a fraction, "They don't pay me enough for this."

Micha, undeterred by the distraction, launched on. "Oo right the champs' matchup So thanks to that little morning adventure," he said, hands animated, eyes sparkling with energy, "I want to reevaluate my life. I want to be more dangerous, more adventurous, more… daring! You see, that's why I'm going Chelsea on this one."

Before anyone could interject, he continued justifying himself. "Yes! Chelsea. I like them. Solid team, balanced, defence looks good midfield nice attack while shaky can get the job done. I'm picking Chelsea." Jamie leaned in, nodding enthusiastically. "I like that. I'm also in support," he said, a smile spreading across his face. Thierry's eyes perked up slightly. "Oo—really?" he asked, intrigued.

Jamie nodded, pointing to Micha with a grin. "Yes! I also feel Chelsea should be the ones qualifying. The team is very balanced." Micha's face lit up. "Yeah, yeah!" he said, practically vibrating in his seat. Thierry leaned back slightly, a smirk tugging at his lips. "You just have English bias," he teased lightly.

Kate interjected smoothly, eyes twinkling with humor, "So, Micha feels Chelsea, with Jamie following in his footsteps…what about you?" She turned her gaze to Thierry, gesturing for his input. Thierry, pointing to himself with a mix of pride and certainty, asked, "Me?" Kate nodded. "Yes."

Without hesitation, Thierry's voice rang out, firm and confident. "Madrid. 100% Madrid." He leaned forward slightly, composure restored, eyes gleaming with conviction. Before anyone could respond, he began justifying his choice. "No, I have my reasons. But I've learned one thing in life—never bet against Real Madrid in the Champions League. Night after night, they have the mentality, the history, the sheer experience. And now, with both teams closely matched, I lean Madrid. 100%."

The others nodded along, impressed by his reasoning. Thierry continued, more reflective now, gesturing slightly as he spoke. "To me, Madrid and Chelsea is easy. The real headache, the one that keeps you awake, is—"

Jamie cut in, grinning. "Barca vs. City."

Thierry's eyes lit up, a sly smile forming. "Exactly," he said, leaning back in agreement, his tone both serious and knowing.

They all leaned in as Thierry began, his tone measured but passionate, eyes glinting with that familiar fire of analysis. "You know me," he said, leaning forward slightly, gesturing with his hands as if painting the picture of the pitch in the air. "I'm a Barça fan. But what they are doing this season… incredible. The attack… wow. Honestly, the best in Europe right now. That duo—Messi and Mateo? Insane. Their movement, their understanding, the way they manipulate space—it's poetry. Absolutely world-class."

He paused for a beat, letting the praise settle before his voice turned sharp, critical. "But," he continued, "while they have these incredible advantages, there's a glaring weakness—"

Jamie didn't even let him finish before he jumped in, sounding both playful and wise, "Their defense."

Thierry's head snapped toward him, a grin spreading across his face. "Exactly! Their defense is just… so bad. It's almost laughable sometimes."

Jamie leaned back slightly, fingers steepled as he nodded knowingly. "Attacks win you games," he said, almost philosophically. "Defense wins your trophies. Paolo Maldini."

Thierry laughed softly, a low, approving chuckle. "A great quote from a very wise man," he said, eyes glinting. "And quite frankly, I think that's what buries Barça this game. Their attack is phenomenal, but if they can't protect the backline, it's going to be a nightmare against a team like City."

He ran a hand through his hair, his gaze intense. "I mean, look at their defensive struggles this season. Just check the last few games: conceding two both legs against Bayern, against PSG… Mbappé basically tore them apart. And sure, their attack has kept them in the competition—because against teams like Bayern or PSG, with wobbly defenses or ones that start defending from halfway, Barça's attack is devastating. But against Manchester City?" He shook his head slowly. "That's a different level. City's defense is structured, disciplined, intelligent. Every line communicates. Stones and Dias don't just mark—they cut passing lanes, anticipate movement, control the channels. Ederson sweeps behind them like a shadow, distributing, controlling transitions. City isn't just defending—they're dictating space, cutting options, neutralizing that deadly connection before it even forms. That's why I'm concerned for Barça."

Jamie leaned forward, eyebrows raised. "You feel they'd be able to hold Barça's front?" he asked, curiosity piqued, a slight smile tugging at his lips.

Thierry shook his head quickly, eyes narrowing. "Oo, no. Hell no. Nothing can hold that duo. Barça will score. They'll find a way. Mateo's movement, Messi's intelligence… it's almost impossible to completely stop them."

The room fell a little quiet as his words hung in the air, the others nodding along, recognizing the truth in his passion. Then Thierry's voice softened, thoughtful, analytical again. "The issue is… how many can they score? And with Piqué—their best defender—out on suspension, how many can they prevent? City are meticulous. They read attacks like chess. Stones, Dias, Walker, Cancelo—they all cover each other, switch, intercept. Last game, we saw exactly how important defense was. It's not just stopping shots; it's about denying space, slowing transitions, controlling the rhythm. I just feel… City are the better team of the two. Barça can score, yes, but the balance, the discipline, the structure of City—they're going to test every ounce of Barça's offensive genius."

He leaned back, fingers clasped, eyes still sharp. The wisdom in his voice was evident, the knowledge of the game, the tactical understanding, all weaving together into an analysis that made the studio feel like a tactical war room.

Jamie nodded along, leaning back with that knowing glint in his eye. "Exactly," he said, warming into the discussion again. "City were able to man-mark Haaland perfectly last round, second leg. Every touch he tried to make, Stones and Dias were all over him. They controlled the space, anticipated his runs. That kind of discipline—you can't just waltz through it."

Micha cut in suddenly, grinning mischievously. "You know what? I don't agree with that," he said.

Jamie turned sharply, raising an eyebrow. "Pardon?"

"I said I don't agree with you and Thierry," Micha continued, leaning back, a playful smirk spreading across his face. Kate's eyes widened, jaw dropping slightly. "Wow… that's a first," she said, laughing.

"I do have my own ideas, mind you," Micha added quickly, pointing at himself, causing everyone to burst into laughter again.

"You say they were able to hold Haaland off," Micha continued, gesturing wildly, "but Mateo isn't Haaland. Mateo is far more technical. He can drift, he can manipulate space, he's got movement and intelligence—he's not just a physical presence!"

Jamie chuckled, nodding reluctantly. "Yeah, I do admit he moves better on the ball, but still… it won't change much against a team like City."

"No, I think it would," Micha argued, leaning forward, waving his hands. "I don't know… I just feel Barça can get through it. I really do!" He started laughing at his own words, shaking his head. "I don't know why, but I'm going with Barça. I told you, I want to be a risk-taker!"

The studio erupted in laughter, Kate shaking her head, Jamie smirking, and Thierry even chuckling under his breath, a twinkle of amusement in his eyes.

Kate took a deep breath, a smile tugging at her lips as she leaned forward, ready to round up the segment. "So," she said, her voice teasing yet professional, "with their knowledge and insights, Thierry Henry—the Arsenal legend—picked Real Madrid and Manchester City to qualify. Jamie Carragher, with his brash style and deep English knowledge, picked Chelsea and… yes, Manchester City. Is this another case of good old English bias from Mr. Carragher?"

Everyone laughed again, and Kate's gaze flicked toward Micha. "And finally, Micha Richards, who went entirely by guts… and, mind you, nearly got scared by a mouse this morning," she added, causing another round of laughter—even Micha chuckled, shaking his head in mock embarrassment.

Kate leaned back, ready to close, but Micha raised a hand. "Wait, what about you? You didn't tell us who you think will qualify!"

Kate laughed softly, tilting her head. "Well, I guess we'll never know," she said, her tone playful.

Micha's eyes lit up, mischief sparkling. "Tease! Tease! Tease!" he shouted, bouncing slightly in his seat, and the studio immediately erupted into laughter and chatter, everyone talking over each other in excitement.

The energy was electric, the laughter infectious, the banter lively and warm. Smiles all around, teasing, joking, knowing glances, playful jabs—it was the kind of atmosphere that made live sports talk irresistible.

And with that, Kate leaned back, raising her hands slightly. "The Champions League resumes again, ladies and gentlemen… and we cannot wait for the action, the drama, the goals, and the moments that will define the season!"

The studio buzzed with excitement, laughter still lingering as the camera panned out, teasing viewers with the promise of more football magic to come.

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