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Chapter 20 - The Hiccups Of Our Society's System!

A quiet day, in the RS clubroom.

(. . .)

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((. . . . .))

)(Knock, knock, KNOCK)(

"AaA -Askka!! It's -uhh- Xander!" A familiar voice yelled behind the door.

~~~((Creaaak))~~

Confused, Askka asked, "Xander? Is everything `right for you... "

Irritated, he replied, "Yes. IT looks as if I~*Hiccups!!*~ have need of your assistance...uh.. "

""Uh.. heh_ "" They all reacted.

Listless, Askka asked, "Did I just hear you hiccup, a second ago?"

Renna cracked up, "Rhr- Rrehhh-heh-hah-heheh-"

"Harh-hehah... " Kliff anxiously chuckled.

/"What is- What's going on?!"/ Kiara gasped, her hands holding her head.

"Hrr-Ahem_ *Hic-hiccup*" He verbally cued, as he hiccupped again. "Please, lend me your aid- -Crup!"

Kliff asked for Askka, "But, you're a scientist, can't you hammer out your own personal problems?"

"Hic- -reuh! Don't you think I already gave it a go!?" He argued. "I'd never caught hiccups before now, so I`d racked my brains."

'Being surprised,' *Hiccup!!* 'jabbing my back,' *HICcup!* 'uh_ holding my breath.'

Askka said, with a shoulder pat, "You don't need to agonize. Us Rascals will help a friend out."

/"We got it"/ Kiara thumbed him.

| Att.1

"I have a idea, maybe these cat photos of Ikka will do it." Askka urgently commented.

"Hrmm~mMm____ *HI-rhep!*" He grumbled. "I apologize. 'Cute creatures' are one thing I've never 'gotten'."

"HhH-Haaah!" They all grasped.

Conflicted, Askka responded, "That -IS something, I do not get!"

| Att.2

Eerily, Renna stated, "I think, I have just what you neeeeeed."

((Gloves snap))

Xander asked, nervously, "Why are you, in my space-Heh.. Rhah-reh-RhahReh----PLEase stop-Heh!!!"

(. . .)

*HEC!*

| Att.3

Hesitantly, Kiara said, "Kah-krh! Ma-m-Maybe some nice music c-c-could h-help!"

*Pleasant pop music*

Curious, Xander asked, "Kiara?! What are_ those auditory sounds ~*Hic`urp*~ in the song's background???"

She replied, "Uum... B-b-Because... the group is c-called, 'Rural rivers'?"

Xander shouted, "Bathro--! Got to number.1 with haste!"

| Att.4

Kliff said sweatily, "As for myself... I know one popular course of action----BOOooo!!!"

~Silence~

*HIC`Hiccup!*

Kliff whimper-sighed in response.

| After a long day.

"*HIC!* *hic-erh!* *HrMreh!*" His stubborn hiccups continued.

"Darn! Darn all of this!!" Askka yelled at herself.

| They all sighed.

With a gasp of realization, Kliff asked, "Xander? Earlier, you specified.. these are your first hiccups? Was there any thing, different about your actions today?"

Puzzled, Xander replied, "Actually_ let me rewind____ [Mutters] Got out of bed_ checked supplies for school_ had my breakfast_ took my bike_

Made it to school_ purchased a vending machine drink----WAIT!"

"HuHuh!?" They exclaimed.

Xander explained slowly, "This morning, my throat *Hic!* was dying of thirst and I was nearing a 'late attendance' *Cup!* status.

I had decided to *Hec!* purchase 'bottled water' from the vending machine. And I *HicHup!* drank the water in a flash!"

(. . !)

Askka remarked, "Oh-my----! *Stands* Xander, I think I get it. Hold on, just a minute!"

A MINUTE-

((Slam! *Liquid trickles*))

Askka ordered, "Drink! Please, sip it up all slow~ly!"

~~~*ssSipppppp!*~~~

~*Silence*~

Xander breathed contently, "aAaaa-HhhaaaA! It looks as if your assistance isn't needed here anymore. My hiccups have ceased. *Nods*"

"You're welcome!" They all said.

| The end! Seriously, the story is over for good! Have a great day, midday, and evening!

Goodbye~!!!

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