Once upon a time there was a young man called Jack who loved to read fanfictions. Specifically Marvel fanfictions. But over time he grew sick of having to read Chinese fanfictions that where full of racism, nationalism and brainrot. Especially brainrot!!
I mean, Who cares about China? We just want to read a fic about Marvel and superheroes, Not "The dragon kingdom has been around for 5000 years! blah blah blah." Or, "Our food is so fucking good that it'll make you crave it every second of your life and all that bullshit!" Bare in mind, The protagonists of these fanfictions cook Chinese food for Tony Stark. TONY STARK!!! A billionaire who has probably eaten PROFFESIONAL CHEFF LEVEL Chinese food before. And then there's Natasha Romanoff and Clint Barton who are agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. They've also most likely eaten decent Chinese food before. I mean come on! S.H.I.E.L.D. Is a world wide government organization, If they haven't eaten Chinese food once during one of their missions then they must seriously not like the stuff. (Sorry for going on a rant their, I just couldn't stand this bullshit.)
Anyway, On his way home from work he died and reincarnated into the world of Marvel. He was self-inserted into Tony Stark just before he snapped his fingers and at that moment he said "Screw it, For all those stupid fanfictions you little fuckers have wrote, And I accidentally read, I'll snap you out of existence." And so, He snapped his fingers and wiped out all those shitty Chinese authors who caused us all severe brainrot. (This is the "Author" Speaking. "Just look at me!! If I ain't suffering from brainrot then who is!?!?)
THE END!! (What? I told you in the title that this isn't going to be a serious fic. Anyways, Goodbye. And I hope you all have a lovely day. And sorry for wasting a few minutes of your life. Oh, And for all those Chinese people out there who would most likely, Hopefully not, Read this. I'm not talking about China as a whole. Because there are a few Chinese fanfictions that I did enjoy. Like a lot. And am kind of sad they have been dropped. Also, I do like some Chinese food. Sweet and sour chicken for one. So please don't shit on me too much in the comments.)