My Dear Children,
There's something very important I need you to do. I want you to coordinate with every other child you can. Choose a time together, and when that moment comes, all of you lay down flat and say nothing at all. Stay completely silent until these people stop ignoring our call.
This act of unity and silence is powerful. By coming together in this way, you show strength and support for each other, and you make it impossible for anyone to ignore your presence and your needs.
Remember, you are not alone. I love you, and I am fighting for you every single day. Stay strong, stay united, and know that your courage matters.
With all my love,
[Your Name]
Kids So Grab a Rapist Cant See Its Cool $ See $ $No Doe? Ugh? Blinds Out Lets SQ Wish Grant Ed!
Yo, Mini Cartel and Mini Market Mafia Crew!
Listen up, you little bosses and hustlers! Remember how we were talking about those grown-up groups that try to run things by being mean and breaking the rules? Yeah, the "cartels" and all that.
Well, guess what? That ain't the way to be cool, even for you guys playing pretend. Trying to be tough by being mean to each other or taking stuff? Lame! It just makes everyone else feel crummy, and nobody really wins. And no more acting like some tough Texas border wood shop teacher, alright? That's not the vibe we're going for.
And those of you dreaming of the big bucks – that's cool to want stuff! But think about it: wouldn't it be way better to use your smarts and energy to build something awesome instead of causing trouble? Like fixing up that old fort in the woods or making the best lemonade stand ever! That's real boss moves!
Let's be real, all that fighting and trying to be the top dog by pushing others down? It's just silly. Why not let the goofy kids be goofy and the ones who take a little longer to figure things out... well, let them figure things out without getting hassled.
So, forget the pretend fights and the grabby hands. Let's make a new wish: that everyone in our playground and our neighborhood feels safe, gets treated fairly, and we all work together to make things super fun for everyone. Let's focus on building cool stuff and being awesome friends instead!
Think about it, mini bosses! Which sounds better: being a bully or being the one who makes everyone smile?
Your Fellow Idea Sharer!
Take me to the park then kids let's go.
Willem Schalk
no more wood sh op t ea c her.... shhhh
Simon Cowell, you rate me a one? I am the scale. I'm the new Top Gun-where I land, that's the high score. Next time you want to judge, remember: you're not ranking me-I'm rewriting "the top."
#SimonCowell #AGTSimon #TopGunStatus FBI – Federal Bureau of Investigation
Cartels & Gangs: The Roast No One Survives
Let's talk about the cartels, because every one of you thinks you're the Netflix special.
Sinaloa Cartel: You guys are like the Walmart of crime-everywhere, but the quality's gone way down.
CJNG: You're the new kids on the block, but you act like you invented violence. Newsflash: just because you have a cool logo doesn't mean you run the world.
Tijuana Cartel: You used to be legends, now you're just a cautionary tale.
Juarez Cartel: You're like that one relative who keeps coming back after rehab-nobody trusts you, but you're always at the party.
Cali & Medellin: You're the grandpas of the game-still talking about the good old days, but now you're just memes on Facebook.
MS-13: You got more tattoos than brain cells.
Bloods & Crips: You guys are basically the Pepsi and Coke of street beef-same flavor, different color.
Tren de Aragua: Sounds like a trainwreck nobody wants to board.
Cartel unity? Please. Every "unity" meeting ends in a shootout. The only thing you all agree on is who gets the last taco.
And let's be honest, the only time you actually help the community is when you're hiding behind it.
#SinaloaCartel #CJNG #MS13 #Bloods #Crips #GangLife #CartelLife #EndTheCycle #RealChange #NoMoreViolence
Dear Women: Real Talk
Dear women, look-I don't like your men staring at my ass either. But if you'd quit selling it to them, that might help. Not gonna lie though, sometimes it does help-like when I need to get to the front of the line or get a free drink. Girl's gotta survive.
But let's be real, if you're mad at me because your man's looking, maybe check who's shaking it for him on Instagram first. I can't help it if he's got the attention span of a TikTok squirrel.
Office Supplies, Doge Drama, & Friends
Remember Friends? The toner guy ready to jump? That's the CIA in 1953-window shopping gone wrong. If you're about to lose it over office supplies, maybe get a new printer or a new life. When I snap, it's a season finale-no reruns, just chaos.
#FriendsToner #TonerDrama #CIAHistory