"The crimes of this individual are vile and disgusting. He has been caught having sex with a minor!" The soldier announced.
"Oh yeah! Kill his ass!" Kai shouted. "Chop off his dick first! Make him suffer!"
"Disgusting bastard!"
"Kill him!"
"Burn him alive!"
"It is great to see the citizens of this lovely city agree that this disgusting man deserves to die." The soldier smiled.
"Please! I was innocent!" The man shouted, struggling to get out of the restraints.
Kai read his mind to make sure the man was actually guilty, and surprise, surprise, he wasn't.
"Stick a bomb into his ass and light him up like fireworks!" Kai shouted.
Everyone turned to him with weird expressions.
"My bad."
"The punishment for this crime is death!" The rope was cut, and the blade came falling down on his neck, killing him instantly.
"LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!! Yeahhh!!" He stuffed more popcorn in his face.
"Bring up the second law breaker!"
