"Hmmm~!"
Asmodeus sat on a rock with his eyes closed. The wind whistled in his ears and his body was a little chilly. It was the middle of the night and the ambient temperature did drop quite a bit. However, his body was so used to the sunlight baking his crimson skin. Without that, it obviously felt a lot colder.
"I think I'm probably doing it wrong."
He opened his glowing yellow eyes and looked around at the beautiful scenery under the three moons. The rocky mountains in the distance had some foliage, but it was extremely rare. Even though he managed to find some more gourds every day, it was barely enough to survive by rationing them.
"I should be able to use the Force. For fuck's sake, I'm an Isekai Protagonist! And I'm not just some random human! I'm either a Sith Pureblood or a Zeltron… I have no idea about the Zeltrons, but Purebloods are pretty good with the Force on average."
It would have been more useful if he was a bigger Star Wars fan, but even an avid fan might have trouble keeping track of all the official canon, games like KoTOR, SWTOR and the old comic Legends. However, it was certain that Asmodeus already possessed Force Sensitivity and could manipulate the Force to a certain extent.
"Maybe I'm just trying too hard now? When I don't think about it, things come pretty naturally…"
He tried to use 'telekinesis'. Reaching out his hand with a small pebble on it. But aside from his red hand shaking and causing the rock to move around, nothing happened. On the other hand, he could 'feel' the presence of living creatures within a certain range.
"I wonder what time period this is? If it's the Old Republic… If it's after Order 66… Fuck me, even if it's before the Clone Wars, Tatooine is always a shithole, right? Oh well! I'm not gonna worry about it! Haha~! Life is great~!"
The more he thought about it, the more he realized: "Tatooine actually isn't that bad. A whole planet with only two-hundred thousand people. It makes sense why there's so much hidden bullshit and buried treasure on this random world in the Outer Rim."
Aside from whatever ancient mechanisms created or stored his current body, he didn't find anything else useful in that cave or he wouldn't be running around naked. Clothing probably wouldn't last centuries or millennia, but he couldn't even find lightsaber parts or crystals. Then again, he wasn't really looking for them back then.
"Maybe I should… No, there's no way I'm gonna find that place again now."
He looked off into the slightly illuminated desert and sighed, "Supposedly the Force is all around me, flowing through me… My ass and balls are so fucking chaffed. And I think I have sunburn on my dick. Force Heal! Fuck my life…"
Although it was rare or even unheard of towards the fall of the Republic, in the Old Republic, Force Healing was extremely common. Not only that, but the general power level of Force Users was much higher and the quantity was much higher as well. It could just be a gameplay thing or because one isn't technically canon, but put into another perspective, it actually makes a bit of sense.
There were so many wars and conflicts between the Old Republic and the new Empire Eras. Countless genocides, purges and disasters. The Force itself might have become weaker or more difficult to manipulate over time. Not to mention the Jedi and Sith, even the technological level of the whole galaxy was seemingly stagnant in a lot of ways. Some technologies from 20,000 years ago were better than what the Old Republic had, then the technological level before the Clone Wars was either the same or worse.
"Hmmm… Not to mention Force Healing, I'd settle for a fucking Force Shower."
There were clouds in the sky, so it's not like water didn't exist. In fact, it even rained occasionally. Just not very often and likely not in the exact spot where he would happen to be at that brief moment. Considering that moisture could be extracted from the atmosphere via 'vaporators' and there was enough ground water for huge monsters like Krayt Dragons to exist, he figured that the Force should be able to do the same… Theoretically.
As he zoned out for a while, a tiny grain of sand on the tip of his nose was really bothering him. He tried blowing it off, but it was still stuck there. So he raised his right hand, but looked at all the dirt, dust, grime and sand on his fingers, or stuck under those long black claw-like nails. Pouting his chapped, cracked dark-red lips, he squinted at that spot on his nose. Almost going cross-eyed. When he was about to stop because he was getting a headache, it suddenly moved! Not only did that grain of sand move, it floated out in front of his face a few centimeters and just hovered there!
"Oh! Yes! Hahaha! I'm a God!" Asmodeus suddenly jumped up excitedly and raised his hands to the dark sky!
"I'm a fucking Jedi! Hahahah~!"
A Sith Pureblood Jedi named after the Demon Lord of Lust…