What did I do to deserve this, man.
I was currently in front of a mirror, wearing a puffy pink dress with a silver tiara with an apple gem in the middle.
Charlie was currently putting makeup—or what she considered as makeup. I looked like one of those girls who stole their mother's makeup kit and just smeared the entire thing on their face.
After a few agonizing minutes, Charlie was done putting the "makeup" on my face, and I finally got to speak.
"Hey, Charlie, why am I wearing... all of this?"
I gestured towards the dress and makeup I was currently wearing.
"Well, Stygy, I always played the princess, so this time I want someone else to play it. Razzle and Dazzle can't really play one since they're the dragon, and Dad is the knight."
"Ok, so... who's gonna be the knight now?"
Charlie had a smug smile on her face. She puffed up her chest and pointed at herself.
"Obviously me! I never got to play the knight, now I get to do just that!"
"Okay, Charlie... so where's your costume?"
"Oh yeah, wait here. I need to change."
Charlie then began to run off with Razzle and Dazzle behind her, likely to help her change clothes.
I was left alone in the room for a while, so I decided to try and practice walking in heels. Man, how do women wear these things? They're not comfortable at all. Just wear actual shoes.
After a while, Charlie came out with an actual suit of armor made of actual steel. She slowly walked towards me, and Razzle removed her helmet.
"Are you ready to play, Stygy!?"
She asked, really excited.
"Yup, but where are we gonna play? I don't see a play castle here?"
Charlie then smiled and whispered something to Razzle, and he began transforming into a demonic dragon.
He looked at me and then began to carry me in his paw. He proceeded to fly away towards the top of the castle's highest tower.
"Ahhh!!! Charlie!!! I better not fall!!"
"Don't worry, Stygy!!! Razzle won't let that happen!!"
She screamed back, her voice slowly fading as I got higher in the sky. Eventually, we landed inside the tower, and Razzle gently placed me on a queen-sized bed.
As this was happening, Charlie told Dazzle to turn into a blue flying horse with a rainbow mane to save me.
Charlie began trying to ride Dazzle. Unfortunately, due to the armor she was wearing, she could barely get on top of Dazzle.
When she finally got up on Dazzle, she pulled out a sword with an apple hilt. Dazzle began to fly up to me in the tower.
"Don't worry, Princess Stygy, I, Charlie the brave knight, will save you from the evil dragon."
"Oh no... be careful, brave knight. The dragon guards this tower."
I said, unamused.
As Charlie got a bit closer, Razzle began flying towards Charlie, trying to stop her from getting close to me without hurting her.
"Foul dwagon! I, Charlie, will defeat you and save the fair maiden!"
Oh my god, I'm not gay.
Charlie and Razzle began to play-fight with each other, trading blow after blow, though every hit was just a love tap. This fight lasted for about 30 minutes until Charlie landed the final blow on Razzle and pretended he was dead.
"Haha!! I, Charlie the brave knight, have defeated you!"
She yelled triumphantly and shortly after landed inside the tower where I was eating my packed lunch. I quickly got rid of them and got in character.
"Oh, brave knight, thank you for saving me from the dragon who kidnapped me."
"Of course, fair maiden. I, Charlie the brave knight, will always save all who are in trouble."
She then raised her hand towards me. I grabbed it, and I was then promptly dragged out of the tower, and we both rode Dazzle out of the tower.
We landed inside the garden with a singular apple tree in the middle.
"That was so much fun!! Wanna do something else, Stygy!!"
"Sure, what do you want to do—"
I was cut off when we both noticed that my limousine was there already, honking to signal for me to come back.
"Oh, looks like I have to go back now, Charlie."
"Ahh... can't you stay a bit longer?"
"I would love to stay longer, Charlie, but I have responsibilities too. Maybe another time, okay?"
"Okay... pinky promise you'll come back, okay?"
"Pinky promise. And if you want, you could visit my home if you want."
"Okay... bye, Stygy."
"Bye, Charlie."
We both waved each other goodbye. I entered the limousine, and Sebastian greeted me with his usual smile.
"Good evening, sir. How was your day?"
"Good evening, Sebastian. It was good, thank you."
"I can see. You must really like that dress, huh."
I then realized I was still wearing the dress Charlie made me wear.
Man, Stolas is either gonna make fun of me or be really confused why I'm wearing this.