try this get with your kids parents I dare you amnesty first
Don't be like Misty she's not smarter than the kids that she teaches! She's more like a Jeff foxworthy special!
hey parrents and ppjs ...all like wtf is wrong with tjis bitch and y cant i say shes nit rightor rt!? i think we convwrtin to THe ET A!
#pta
#mocktails
Mock trial skit, with the parents being "questioned" about drugs, then flipping into over-the-top "thug" personas and joking about sharing. This keeps it playful and satirical, highlighting the absurdity of parental double standards.
Mock Trial Skit: "The Parents Are On Trial" (Drug Interrogation Scene)
Scene: Cross-Examination – The Drug Question
Judge (Kid 1):
Next case: "The Mystery of the Missing Gummy Bears... and Other Substances."
Prosecutor, proceed.
Prosecutor (Kid 2):
Parents, you always act shocked when you find out kids know about drugs by first grade. But you also act like you know everything.
So, under oath:
Have you ever done drugs?
Parent 1 (squirming, then suddenly acting tough):
Yeah, maybe I have. What of it?
Parent 2 (leaning in, "thug" style):
And if you kids can get access to all these drugs by first grade,
(slaps the table)
why don't you share with us, huh?
Back in my day, we had to walk uphill both ways just to get a Tylenol!
Parent 1 (playing along):
You're holding out on us! You got the hookup?
I see how it is. All this talk about "sharing is caring," but when it comes to snacks or... other stuff, suddenly it's "find your own, Mom!"
Sibling (deadpan):
So you want us to share our... "resources" now?
Parent 2 (winking):
Hey, if you're running a pharmacy out of your backpack, at least give your old man the family discount!
Parent 1 (mock whisper):
And don't think we didn't notice the "special brownies" at last year's bake sale.
(pauses, then both parents break character and laugh)
Judge (Kid 1):
Order! Order!
So, to summarize:
When it comes to drugs, parents want to act shocked, act tough, and apparently, act like they want in on the action.
Prosecutor (Kid 2, shaking head):
And you wonder why we get confused about the rules.
(Optional Musical Tag)
All (singing, playful):
"If you're gonna judge, at least be fair,
Don't act shocked, then ask us to share!
Let's talk it out, let's keep it real,
No double standards, that's the deal!"
This scene lets the parents go full "thug" for comic effect, poking fun at generational hypocrisy and the way adults sometimes act like they're above it all-until they want in! It keeps the tone light and self-aware, perfect for a family or school comedy skit.