Is this appropriate?
But to be honest, I can't say that to Bai Bufan, so fortunately, Lin Li has a universal answer for this guy: "Abstinence."
Bai Bufan: "?"
"You Sony horse, who the hell told you abstinence could achieve such effects."
"That's just how abstinence works, you wouldn't understand since you haven't tried it," Lin Li scoffed, "If you haven't tried it, don't argue."
"..." Here we go again, Bai Bufan's face turned red, "How can you slander someone out of thin air..."
"As for why I drank so much, it's because there's a urine test coming up," Lin Li continued, ignoring Bai Yiji.
The straw made a sound as it sucked in air, finishing the last bit, Lin Li raised his hand and tossed the bottle.
The bottle traced a perfect parabola, landing precisely in the trash can, right next to Bai Bufan's head.
"Nice! Spot-on aim!" Lin Li clenched his fist and praised himself.
"Are you even not willing to pretend you missed on purpose!"
