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Chapter 29 - cartel queen(kings)

Cartel queens in heels, now that's a twist,

Running the show with a diamond-clad fist.

Forget macho mustaches and gold-plated guns—

These ladies run empires while juggling their sons.

If you quit selling my ass, maybe they'd stare less,

But I run the air—so breathe deep, I confess.

You think I'm misunderstood? Honey, please—

I'm the boss of the bosses, I do as I please.

Griselda, La Reina, and "La Patrona" too,

They don't need a mustache to outsmart your crew.

Smooth as a smoothie, sharp as a blade,

They'll launder your money and sip lemonade.

So next time you see a cartel in town,

Don't look for the men in suits looking down.

Check for the lady with the sly little grin—

She's running the show, and she always will win.

Miss understandings? That's just my style—

I'll run this whole business in heels and a smile!

Or no penises yay me

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