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Chapter 5 - if I were God's mother

If I Were God's Mother

If I were God's mother, I'd straighten His crown,

Remind Him the universe isn't just up—sometimes it's down.

Oh, my golden boy, perched on His celestial throne,

Acting like existence was His idea alone.

Newsflash, darling: miracles aren't a one-man show—

Who labored through eternity to help you grow?

Alpha and Omega? Please, I invented patience,

Held the cosmos together through every miscreation.

Don't give me that look about sacrifice and pain,

I gave up my peace so you could reign.

You split seas and conjure light with a word,

But try managing free will—now that's absurd.

You made the apple, then blamed them for the bite—

Classic. Next time, consult me before you ignite

A garden party with snakes and forbidden fruit,

I've seen toddlers with more astute pursuit.

They say you walk on water, turn it into wine,

But I've been cleaning up after you since the dawn of time.

Lightning bolts and commandments—impressive, I'll admit,

But try getting stardust out of cosmic carpet.

Son, you dream in chaos, sketch galaxies in sleep,

But I'm the steady heartbeat in the silence you keep.

If you're the spark, I'm the fuse that endures,

The voice in the void that quietly assures.

So when eternity's weight makes your shoulders sag,

Remember, even kings need a mother's nag.

Don't sulk, my love, or brood in the dark—

Come help me polish the stars, add your divine spark.

For behind every universe, every miracle spun,

Is a mother's love—older than the sun.

So rise, my child, and rule as you do,

But never forget: I made a god out of you.

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