There was even a "patient" cooperation assessment form and detailed instructions for "postoperative care."
This was an effort to research the world's most boring topic with the utmost professionalism.
The extreme contrast between this academic rigor and the absurdity of the content made the entire scene appear both ludicrous and insane.
Ron realized he was being toyed with again, and unwillingly continued to try.
When he searched "Necromancy" once more, the page displayed:
"The spirits have collectively taken a day off to attend the annual monster mixer today. The office is temporarily closed, please come back tomorrow.
Here is today's substitute content:
'How to Teach Zombies Classical Dance: A Complete Guide from Basic Footwork to Advanced Aerial Spins'"
When he sought content related to "bloodline evolution," he found:
"Bloodline? Blood? Looks like you want to learn some cooking skills!
