"Johnny's down!"
Invisible Woman's voice cracked via comms.
She looked just a little panicked as the sensors sparked red all over her HUD.
"We have to go, now—!"
"I got this!"
Before she could say anything else, Spiderman let go of the Fantasti-Car's underside.
He dropped like a spear.
His body arrow-straight, limbs tight, the wind screaming past him. Just before hitting the pavement, he shot a web with fierce accuracy—it latched onto a tree, and he used the momentum to slingshot himself across the park like a pendulum. He landed atop a bronze statue in classic spider stance, crouched and still, like a predator scanning the jungle.
Not far from the statue, was Nightwatch.
Still looking around like he was trying to figure out why Metro City had suddenly started looking like Downtown Manhattan.
Probably because it wasn't Metro City. Whoops.
"You must be the guy who took Johnny out."
Spiderman finally spoke.
Nightwatch turned and lifted a brow.
"Huh?"
He looked so confused.
Spidey clapped once.
"Nice work, by the way. Very thorough. Brutal, efficient. A teensy bit overkill."
He pointed up at the storm-like energy swirling in the sky like a black hole throwing a tantrum.
"I'm guessing if I take you down, this whole super weird spacetime vomit swirl up there stops. Right? Go on. Rant about your whole world domination plan now. Save me the exposition dump."
"Eh?"
Nightwatch tilted his head. Still confused.
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[WHO IS RED AND BLUE GUY??]
[He kinda looks like Temu Rope Girl knockoff ngl 🤷♂️]
└ [Bro is NOT Rope Girl. Rope Girl is a hot MILF. This dude is like… Webman or sum 🤧]
└ [Rope Girl isn't a MILF tho, more like a SAMAW.]
└ [The fuck is that? 🤨]
└ [Sexually attractive middle-aged woman 🗿]
[That swing onto the statue tho?? smooth af.]
[Bruh Nightwatch does that every stream, chill.
[ngl spider guy talks too much. punchable levels rising]
└ [Okay, I kinda see it 🤣]
･･･
THWIP!
A line of web slapped onto Nightwatch's chest.
"What the—?!"
Nightwatch stumbled back, but the web didn't budge.
He struggled—and that was his second mistake.
Spiderman reeled him in like a bass on Sunday.
FWOOOSH!
Nightwatch quickly hurled one of his signature N-shaped shuriken (Nightwings) at Spidey mid-pull.
Spiderman bent backwards like a limbo champ and dodged it easily, still pulling.
"Gotcha!"
Nightwatch tossed a second nightwing.
This one was magnetic.
Halfway in flight, it activated and triggered a pull.
The first nightwing reversed course and now arched behind Spiderman.
Now there were two shuriken aimed at him—front and back.
[HIGH IQ PLAY ALERT. SHEESH. 😮💨]
[That's what I'm talmbout! That's why he's HIM. My glorious Nightwatch clears Rope Girl any day. 🔥]
[Who invents magnetic boomerang shuriken?? Genius.]
└ [Lowkey sounds dumb unless ur a nerd.]
└ [Bro just made the dumbest tech 100x cooler.]
[SMH. Can we stop meat-riding Nightwatch and watch the damn fight 🤦♂️]
└ [bro's just mad he failed physics]
･･･
"Crafty, aren't ya?"
Spiderman flipped to the side mid-air — both nightwings whizzed past him and collided behind to effortlessly slice the web mid-pull. Snap!
Nightwatch dropped and tucked into a perfect roll, flipping up into stance like an Olympic gymnast.
Spiderman stood across from him and blinked.
"Okay, okay—was that like… Daredevil's cool, mysterious, half-emo cousin? That was kinda clean."
He mimed the flip with exaggerated hands, still crouched as he made ridiculous karate noises.
Nightwatch stared. 『Who is this guy?』
[y'all about to glaze Nightwatch for doing a BASIC roll
└ [better than your "basic" report card
[He cut the web mid-reel. It was big brain.]
└ [Here comes the clown 🤡]
└ [He's right, and so are you, you came.]
└ [Top 5 comments oat 🔥]
[Chat divided af. IQ War begins]
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Nightwatch pointed.
"Who are you?! You one of those Division F freaks? You shoot web from your nipples or your junk?"
Spider-Man tilted his head.
"I was gonna ask you the same thing… but in German. Uh, actually nah, that's gross. You need help."
Nightwatch blinked. "What?"
Then—BEEP!
A comm crackled.
[Peter!]
Mr. Fantastic's voice cut in.
[We're getting more fluctuations from the energy sphere. Something's coming out—]
FWOOOOOOOM!
A four-legged mutant monstrosity, covered in jagged spikes, erupted from the swirling energy ball and crash-landed into a semi-truck.
Metal crunched and civilians screamed.
"ROOOOOOAR!!"
The beast began its rampage through Downtown.
In the sky, the Fantasti-Car hovered.
Mr. Fantastic was already fiddling with a contraption he just finished assembling.
"You guys handle the creature. I'll try to stabilize and seal the spacetime anomaly using a Quantum Harmonic Stabilization Gun — it should recalibrate the rift entropy while neutralizing emergent threats."
The Thing and Invisible Woman nodded.
Their cockpits hissed open.
The Thing leaped from the car with a war cry.
Invisible Woman descended inside a glowing forcefield like a celestial queen.
Cars were flying. Civilians scattered. Buildings cracked.
"Hold it still!"
Invisible Woman focused as a translucent barrier wrapped around the beast like a cage of light.
"NOW, BEN!"
BOOOOOOM!!!
The Thing piledrived the monster with a punch that made the whole city shake.
Dust and debris exploded into the air.
[WHO IS ROCK GUY I WANT HIM!]
[Blonde Superheroine??? New waifu unlocked. 😍]
└ [And she has a mighty nice ass, look at how they're so snug in those super tights 😤]
└ [I'd let her fart on me 🗿]
└ [RESPECT 💯]
[That combo was actually elite. CC + DPS like pros]
[Forcefield shawty kinda bad tho…]
[I need names. NOW.]
[I want her to bubble me with that bubble butt 👀]
･･･
Back on the rooftops—
Spider-Man and Nightwatch collided mid-air.
Webs and grapples launched from wrists.
They swung and twisted as they exchanged blows.
Nightwatch slammed a fist into Spidey's jaw.
POWW!!
Spidey grunted, flipped, and kicked him straight in the gut.
WHAM—!!
Nightwatch skidded back, coughing.
"Lucky shot…"
Spidey rubbed his jaw.
"Dude. That hurt. And I talk a lot so it's a real problem."
Then—RUMBLE.
Both of them paused.
The nearby building groaned. Civilians below screamed.
A structure was collapsing.
They looked at each other.
"Time out. Civilians!"
They both shouted—at the same time.
They blinked. Spiderman pointed. "Did we just—"
KRRRRAAAAAKKKKK!
The building began to fall.
Spiderman launched forward, swinging down, leaping like a frog from crumbling chunk to crumbling chunk. He webbed five civilians and yanked them to safety.
Spiderman jumped off a tall building and swung through the air toward the crumbling one nearby. As pieces of it broke apart, he leaped from one falling chunk to another, moving quickly and smoothly like a frog.
"Almost thereeeee…"
Then, he landed, grabbed five civilians, and swung them away to safety.
"GOTCHA!"
"My turn…" said Nightwatch.
Blue nanite slime erupted from beneath his bodysuit and morphed into a jetpack. He blasted through the air and transformed one arm into a plasma cannon—
BAM BAM BAM!
And vaporized the falling rubble to save the rest.
[THAT TEAM UP THO???]
[didn't know I needed this duo but I do now 💪]
[okay but why is Spiderman kinda goated rn! 🔥🔥🔥]
└ [Spiderman? We are not calling him that. We should go for sum like Archna-Kid. That's fire!]
└ [He's not a kid tho. It's a grown ass man in tights. 🤨]
[Nightwatch turning into Doomfist mid-air, lmao]
[I will write fanfics. I swear to god! 😭]
[Donating $1,000 just for the blue slime jetpack moment!]
[ngl they were sloppy at first but pulled it together fast]
└ [Y'all complain about anything 😭🙏]
[Team-up of the month. No notes.]
Nightwatch touched down lightly on the cracked pavement as his boots kicked up a soft puff of dust.
"Phew. That was a close one…"
The hum of his high-tech jetpack faded as the mechanical plating of his plasma cannon and flight rig melted into slick blue slime. It oozed back beneath his suit like nanite goo disappearing into his skin.
He exhaled and looked around Downtown.
"Place looks messed up…"
He brushed some debris off his shoulder.
"But it still doesn't look familiar. Central District's way more advanced than this."
Before he could even finish assessing the area, a frantic voice called out.
"YOU! WHO ARE YOU?!"
A news reporter in a red blazer and heels too expensive for warzones shoved a mic into his mouth.
Her cameraman stumbled behind her, already zooming in.
Nightwatch blinked, took a half-step back, and gently lowered the mic.
"Uh—haven't heard of me? Really? I mean, I'm not saying I'm, like, a celebrity or anything… haha, imagine that, but a lotta people know Nigh—"
His words jammed in his throat the moment he saw her.
A blonde beauty.
She descended like an angel in a glowing force bubble.
Soft blue eyes, a pretty face, temptingly sexy body.
She had such a beautiful shape, round and perky butt that stood out in her tight super suit.
"Woah…"
Nightwatch mumbled under his breath.
"She's pretty."
He forgot the mic was still hot.
Invisible Woman landed with elegance and side-eyed him calmly, arms folded.
"A cheap compliment like that isn't going to fix what you did to my brother."
Nightwatch stiffened and cleared his throat.
"Ahaha—uh, I'm not sure I've met your brother, but I didn't mean it like that. I've got, uh… four girlfriends back home, so—"
"That's great and all…"
She cut in sharply.
"… but now's really not the time to talk about your dating resume, okay?"
Nightwatch shut his mouth.
[SHE'S SO HOT WTFFF 🥴]
[Bro folded like laundry when she showed up lol]
[FOUR GIRLFRIENDS?? Nah he's lying for the camera]
[Invisible Woman been fine since '06, you late bro]
[Nah fr, she shut him down with grace 😭]
["I've got four girlfriends" lmao sure dude]
└ [FR, stop the cap! 🙏]
[Wasn't bro in a battle 10 seconds ago? Why he acting like it's a romcom]
[Nah this scene is peak fiction]
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RUUUUMBLE!!
Invisible Woman's eyes darted to the left.
She instinctively widened her stance, swirling twin energy orbs in both hands.
"We've still got monster trouble…" she muttered.
BOOOOOOOM!
The Thing flew across the battlefield like a rocket as his massive body slammed into a building that immediately groaned under the impact.
Rubble rained down.
He groaned in pain just before—
CRASSSSHH!
The monster body-slammed him from above, and the building crumbled entirely into a pile of dust and concrete.
"SPIDEY!" Sue yelled, just as—
THWACK!
Spiderman was smacked to the side like a literal bug as he crashed into a car.
"Ugh, did not see that coming…" he groaned.
Invisible Woman barely had a second to react as the beast charged her—unstoppable, enormous, moving like a freight train with fangs.
She blinked.
And suddenly—
FWOOOSH!
Nightwatch had swept her off her feet, and in a blink, they were on the other side of the battlefield.
The monster let out a furious, guttural snarl as it slammed into nothing but air and dust.
Nightwatch looked down at her, breathing hard.
"Are you out of your mind?! Next time a monster that big is coming at you, move! You'll die!"
Sue blinked, still caught in the warmth of his arms.
It was… nice.
Safer than it should've been.
His eyes were so blue, it was almost distracting.
And even the way he carried her in her strong arms, and how her body was pressed against his. For some reason, she didn't mind — it felt very comfortable, very warm.
『Who… is he?』
Her blue eyes turned soft.
"I, uh… th-, thank you…"
She mumbled, quietly. Like she was sixteen again.
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[HOW GREEDYYYYYY 😭😭😭]
[THIS MF RIGHT HERE SMOOTH ASF]
└ [Nah Nightwatch is greedy, why he ALWAYS saving the baddies?? 😭]
[Their eye contact lowkey electric tho 👀]
[Bro got 4 girlfriends and still flirting mid-fight.]
[Y'all… is Spiderman okay???]
[Spider took a hit at ~60mph into a car. That's 3 tons of impact minimum. Oof.]
[We're out here calculating G-force while man's busy falling in love 🤦♂️]
[I'd risk it all too for Invisibabe 😭 +696969]
[She's S-tier. Nightwatch high A-tier. Spidey's kinda mid but he's funny, so it's fine.]
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A loud creak and then a STRETCHHH came from above.
Mr. Fantastic had stretched an entire leg from the flying car to the ground below.
He towered into view like a bizarre, lanky bridge.
He scanned the battlefield. Eyes on the beast.
Then he saw Nightwatch.
Then… Nightwatch holding his wife.
His eye twitched.
"You're gonna explain this when we're done."
His voice was very flatly.
Nightwatch's face froze. "Wait—huh?"
Sue covered her face.
Nightwatch looked between them.
"Oh."
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[MR FANTASTIC BOUTTA REED HIM HIS RIGHTS]
└ [The fuck is Mr. Fantastic? Never heard of him.]
└ [Where have you been? Another universe?]
[Stretch Daddy boutta stretch hands across his face
[Can someone PLEASE check on Spidey??]