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Chapter 36 - Daralabangba

One class ended, and the children ran out, heading straight for Naruto and Sasuke.

"Big brother, big brother, perform! Perform!"

"Ninjutsu! Ninjutsu!"

Naruto gestured to Sasuke. Sasuke reluctantly walked to the center of the field and performed a series of Uchiha-style taijutsu.

It looked flashy, like street dance, no wonder Uchiha Dance King Madara kept shouting about wanting to dance with people all day long.

A group of children were all captivated by Sasuke's coolness, especially the little lolis who cheered and screamed, led by—Sakura.

Naruto facepalmed. Sakura Bro, when did you get mixed up in this? The fan culture is starting to poison Konoha's minors.

The street dance ended. Dozens of Sasuke's phantoms suddenly appeared in the field, eliciting exclamations from the children. Then the phantoms disappeared, and Sasuke appeared next to Naruto.

Shisui's personally taught Body Flicker Technique. Although Sasuke hadn't mastered it perfectly, it was enough to fool the children.

Sasuke put his hands in his pockets, raised his chin at Naruto, and signaled that it was his turn.

Naruto was generous, formed hand seals, and shouted Multiple Shadow Clone Technique, creating 18 clones.

The clones appeared, somersaulting and striking poses, each with a different stance, shouting in unison, "Shaolin Temple Eighteen Bronze Men!"

Naruto had black lines all over his face: "Be serious, we're performing a show!"

The clones seemed to suddenly realize, and shouted: "Uzumaki Naruto Acrobatic Troupe reporting for duty!"

One clone, who looked very clever, stepped forward, cupped his hands to the crowd, and then took out a gong from somewhere, struck it with a Duang and shouted:

"Take a look, take a look, once you miss this village, there won't be another shop. As long as the audience is willing to watch, we can do any amazing feat!

Those with money, give us a monetary donation; those without money, vote for us with recommendation tickets!"

Then he waved his hand, "Brothers, let the show begin!"

The children applauded enthusiastically. Sasuke just walked over and tugged at Naruto's clothes, asking, "What are you planning to do?"

Naruto replied unhappily, "Don't know, don't ask me."

Sasuke and Sakura: ???

They're your own clones, and you don't know what they're going to do?

The clones were already having fun. Doing 20 back handsprings in a row, like Tang Youyou, was just basic.

They could flip from one end of the playground to the other without panting. The bodies in this world were too perverted. All the things that acrobats in his previous life did could be tried.

Somersaults, tightrope walking, human pyramids, and stacking arhats were all being played with happily.

Especially the thrilling tightrope walking, the clones were having a lot of fun. They walked very well and very steadily, because if they didn't walk well and fell, they would die, and they might not have a chance to appear again in the future.

As for where the tightrope came from, there were ready-made ones in the ninja tool bag.

The Uzumaki Acrobatic Troupe's acts came one after another, and the children's cheers and applause continued.

Finally, 15 clones stacked into a human pyramid, the scene was as follows:

Human

everyone

Everyone

Everyoneperson

Everyoneeveryone

A clone happily ran to Sakura, curled himself into a ball, and then asked, "Sakura Bro, wanna go bowling?"

Sakura looked at Naruto.

Naruto's expression was complicated as he said, "It's about throwing him out and smashing him into that wall of people over there. The more you knock down, the better."

Sakura's eyes changed instantly, a ferocious smile replacing her usual expression. You asked for this yourself. She stretched her hands and picked up the clone curled into a ball.

The clone said in a sorrowful tone, "Please remember my name, body. I am Disposable Naruto 001!"

Naruto's mentality exploded instantly, "Were you also the one banging the gong just now!"

001 laughed, "Indeed, it was I! Sakura Bro, please begin!"

Sakura's anger bar filled up. You called me Sakura Bro again! Again! Prepare to die!

"siyanaro!"

Sakura shouted her unique catchphrase and threw 001, hitting the center of the human wall.

Sixteen clones died together amidst laughter and cheers.

The Nine Tails in the Sealing Space watched with great interest. This brat actually has this trick up his sleeve. Why hasn't he ever performed it for me before? Since the old man left, I'm also an orphan, I guess. Hmm, an orphan over a thousand years old.

Sasuke was stunned, not by Naruto's antics—in fact, he now felt that anything Naruto did was normal—but by the fact that Sakura's strength might exceed his and Naruto's.

The children first applauded and cheered, then suddenly fell silent when they looked at Sakura.

It's a good thing we didn't cause trouble during class just now, or we would definitely be beaten to death by Sakura-sensei.

Naruto looked at the two surviving clones who hadn't participated in the human wall and asked with "kindness", "How do you two want to die?"

One of them blurted out, "Pleasurab... Pleasurably to death?"

Before Naruto could speak, the other clone reacted quickly and formed hand seals directly, "*Water Release: Water Dragon Bullet Technique!*"

A huge water dragon rose from under the feet of the clone who had just made the lewd comment, its head pushing him in a spiral ascent.

"Ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh~"

Leaving behind a string of cries that were hard to tell whether they were of fear or excitement, the water dragon circled in the air, the clone shouting from above, "Sasuke! Fireworks!"

Sasuke was puzzled and looked at Naruto. Naruto sighed and said, "Phoenix Sage Fire Technique."

You're using my ninjutsu as fireworks? Sasuke was angry, but looking at the water dragon being played with like a circus act, Sasuke was silent. Forget it, as long as he's happy.

"*Fire Release: Phoenix Sage Fire Technique!*"

A string of basketball-sized fireballs spewed from Sasuke's mouth, flying towards the clone in the air. The clone jumped down, passing through the gaps between the fireballs, and shouted at Sasuke, "You jump, I jump!"

Naruto gritted his teeth, "Beat him to death!"

Sasuke cooperated well, and a huge fireball engulfed the clones in the air, giving them a glorious death.

However, the moment the clones dissipated, Naruto's mouth twitched, and the only remaining clone on the ground burst into laughter, then was smashed to death by the Water Dragon he controlled.

Because the last thought transmitted by that clone was:

"Sasuke, I ri your ancestors, I actually got killed by the Great Fireball Technique!"

...

After a pleasant morning, Team 7 and the children had lunch together, and then the mission entered the final stage: lulling the children to sleep for their afternoon nap, as the director and his mother were expected to return in the afternoon.

However, none of them had any experience with this. Although Kakashi had taken care of Naruto before, Naruto didn't need any coaxing when he was a child.

In the end, the children insisted on hearing stories before they would go to sleep.

As soon as they said they wanted to hear stories, Naruto, who had been having a headache, perked up. He was familiar with this, as the old fox spirit at home listened to stories every day.

So Naruto began to tell: "A long, long time ago, a giant dragon suddenly appeared, bringing disaster and taking away the princess, and then disappeared. The kingdom was in great danger, who in the world is the bravest? A hero dared to shout loudly. I will take the best sword, climb over the highest mountain, break into the deepest forest, and bring the princess back..."

Before the story was even halfway through, the children had all fallen asleep, they didn't even remember the name of the story's protagonist

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