"Continental Calendar, Year 48,916 — May 3rd.I've been in this world for sixteen years now. That's right—I've decided to start keeping a diary.
Why didn't I write one before?Because I used to be a decent human being.
Bah. Damn that Yin–Yang Wicked Saint. He just had to pass the Yin–Yang Sacred Canon to me. The old bastard couldn't behave himself and still wanted to corrupt the flower of the continent—that's me.
That said, I'll admit it: the Yin–Yang Sacred Flame is genuinely amazing.Of course, it's not without side effects. These days, I've basically lost the right to cultivate alone. Every night, I turn into a hardworking old ox.
But what can I do?My great dream is to dedicate my love to every beautiful woman in the world.
With the help of Mei'er—that little green-tea schemer—my women have achieved unprecedented unity. No way around it: external pressure is the strongest force for internal solidarity.
…Green tea, crossed out.How could I talk about my Mei'er like that? A considerate, understanding little sister like her is rare, alright?"
"May 4th.Today, Ya Fei took Cai Lin and me to inspect the current layout of the Yan Alliance.
I have to say—she's terrifyingly capable. Under her leadership, the alliance's economy is running like clockwork.
To reward her hard work, I immediately gave her a very orderly reward.Judging by her reaction, she was quite satisfied.
At night, I originally planned to accompany the Queen—after all, she's a guest from afar.But then the Little Doctor Fairy suddenly told me her Woeful Poison Body was showing signs of relapse.
No choice. I had to test poison again.
Heh. Turns out she's learned bad habits too.She wasn't poisoned at all—she just wanted to trick me into giving her acupuncture."
"May 5th.Yao Ye issued an imperial decree demanding my immediate presence at the palace.
I had a feeling I knew what she wanted—and sure enough, she sent me to charge the front lines again.
No helping it.A knight's duty is to charge forward."
"May 6th.Little Sister Yanran came to see me again today. She vaguely expressed her admiration for me and wanted to 'discuss the mysteries of youth.'
I rejected her righteously.
I told her we're still children and should prioritize cultivation. Such matters shouldn't be discussed until she grows up.She looked rather dejected.
To comfort her, I offered my first kiss.
She finally smiled.I, however, felt strangely hollow.
At that moment, her teacher walked in and said she wanted to reminisce about the cave story with me.
What can I say? I'm someone who loves listening to stories.
So I happily agreed—to admire the moon together, and then… enter the clouds."
"May 7th.After being monopolized for three straight days, the Queen finally got dissatisfied.
Once she made her move, it was immediately peak-tier dominance.
As expected of the future ruler of my harem—her authority is unquestionable.
At night, she asked me if I wanted to play with snakes.
I was intrigued and gave it a try.
I have to say—the Seven-Colored Heaven-Devouring Python is really fun.I just didn't expect the Seven-Colored Devouring Art could be used like that.
She's a woman full of creativity.
I love her even more now."
"May 8th.Playing with snakes."
"May 9th.Testing poison."
"May 10th.Entering the clouds."
"May 11th.I think it's time for me to leave.
Senior Brother Han Feng should already be waiting for me in the Black-Corner Region.
I've missed him for a long time—I mean, I've missed the Sea Heart Flame. Damn it.
It's time for another reunion.
But none of these women want to let me go.
Today, the Yan Alliance officially bestowed Ya Fei with the title 'Golden Empress.'
She asked me what I thought. I said it was excellent.
Then she said that a Golden Empress should naturally possess Dou Huang cultivation and asked me to work harder to help her cultivate.
I was utterly confused.
She said that tonight, she'd let me reward gold.
Reward gold?I've only heard of bounty hunters."
"May 12th.Turns out bounty hunter really is a great profession.
Still—I really should leave."
"May 13th.Xiao Yan… Xiao Yan…How have you fallen so far?
Have you forgotten your goals?Your ideals?"
"May 14th.Playing with snakes."
"May 15th.Today, Venerable Fuding left for Central Plains to study.
I hope Old Yao can train him into an eighth-grade alchemist.
That little girl Qing Lin was taken in as a personal disciple by the Lord of the Heavenly Serpent Mansion.The old man got ridiculously excited after seeing the Green-Glazed Triple Pupils.
Hmph. At this rate, that girl's strength will probably surpass that old fossil soon enough.
At night, the Little Doctor Fairy got poisoned again.
Sigh… I know it's an excuse.But I can never bring myself to refuse her.
Little Doctor Fairy… how can you do this to me?"
"May 16th.Several high-ranking members of the Yan Alliance discussed with me today that 'Yan Alliance' doesn't sound domineering enough.
If we're going to dominate the Northwestern Continent, we need a more霸气 name.
Looking at those old men's punchable faces, I really wanted to slap them.
That's when Cai Lin—now Vice Alliance Leader—suggested the name Yan Hall.
I have to say, my wife really has ideas.It's a damn good name.
But for some reason… why does it sound so familiar?
Heh heh heh."
"May 17th.Yan Hall sounds powerful, but it's still too early to rename things.
I think we should wait until the organization truly matures—complete systems, clear rules—before changing the name.
Cai Lin had no objections.
Yun Po Tian looked a little impatient.
And Beast Venerable—that old thing—turned out to be obsessed with power too.
I gave the two of them one leather hammer each."
"May 18th.Seven-Colored Devouring Art—terrifying beyond belief.
I saw my cheap disciple again today.The little brat actually started learning to read.
Even though it's all dish names, at least it proves she's not stupid.
Interestingly, she still hasn't cultivated Dou Qi, but her physical body is already comparable to an ordinary Dou Zhe.
So far, this little girl has the most suspicious points about her.
I suspect she's a villain.
After all, she once stole the Little Doctor Fairy's poison and asked me to eat it.
Seeing how filial she is, I rewarded her with a leather hammer."
**"At night, I once again wandered within the clouds.
That floating, detached feeling—like ascending as an immortal—completely fascinates me.
Being wrapped in mist… it's intoxicating."**
"…"
"May 29th.Xiao Yan, Xiao Yan.
You dragged things out for an entire month.How did you become so decadent?
At night—playing with snakes!"**
"May 30th.That dream appeared again.
This time, fewer familiar faces died—but the ground was still littered with corpses.
Dark, corrupted beings covered the land like a black ocean.
I also dreamed of a massive world cracking apart, a colossal fragment falling away.
Why does that fragment feel so familiar?
Could it be the Dou Qi Continent?
Damn it. I've only read Battle Through the Heavens and Martial Universe—not the later ones!
No matter what, I really must leave now.
I have a premonition—a catastrophe is coming.
I must grow stronger as soon as possible.
Even becoming a Dou Di might not be enough to survive what's coming."**
The diary ended there, closing once more.
June 1st.
Under the gazes of the Yan Alliance's many high-ranking members—
Under the reluctant eyes of Cai Lin, Yun Yun, the Little Doctor Fairy, Ya Fei, Yao Ye, Nalan Yanran, and Qing Lin—
Xiao Yan smiled and waved his hand.
Then his body twisted, disappearing into space.
Only a ray of sunlight remained, bathing the Yan Alliance in golden brilliance.
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