CHAPTER 2 - I Lost Control
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!!
This can't be happening!! This makes no sense whatsoever!!
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn... Damn!! I'm a fucking monster! I'm a killer!
I ate a person! Because of me, he died, and the girls did too! I'm the one responsible for their deaths!
Ahhhhh! Damn it!! Why did this happen?! Yes, I'm a zombie, but I thought I could keep control of my body! Why did I eat him?!
"Why did I do that?!"
I didn't want to do it; I didn't even crave human flesh! I didn't want to!
Ahhhhh! Zei, you need to calm down! Think carefully about your situation!
I slapped myself... Oh... It didn't hurt. Am I in a dream...? No, I can smell the air, taste the blood in my mouth. I'm definitely awake.
... Ah... Breathe, Zei. Don't lose your cool. Analyze the situation. Maybe it wasn't my fault. I mean, after all, look at yourself, Zei, you're still in control of your body. Maybe there's another explanation.
I look around... Hmm... There are too many zombies. Oh, a legless zombie crawling on the ground. Ugh, that gave me chills.
It passed by me, but it doesn't care about my presence. Zombies ignore me... Yes, I'm definitely a zombie.
How many zombies are there? I think there are over 100 in this horde. Do they move in groups? That's weird.
No, Zei, don't waste time looking at the monsters that ruined the world and your wonderful life! Analyze your surroundings.
Hmm... Let's see... Yes... I see... We ended up pretty far from the city. Where were we headed? Ah, I don't know.
There are a lot of zombies; maybe Erick lost control while running them over, and that's why we're in this situation.
"Hmm... I'm on a highway, and I'm far from the city... Did I really bite Erick?"
Ah... I can't stop feeling guilty, even though I don't know if I actually did it.
I wipe my mouth with my shirt... Ah... The guilt is consuming me.
... I'm a killer... A cannibal... Should I turn myself in to the police...? No... It's the end of the world; I don't think the police are working. They're probably killing zombies or deader than my love and sex life. I'll never be able to have a girlfriend again! I can't have sex or kiss any girl because I'd infect her with the virus. And I refuse to have sex with a zombie girl; I'm not a sicko!
Well, at least I won't die a virgin.
Joking aside, I keep asking myself, "What am I?" Am I a non-feral zombie? Is it only a matter of time before I fully become a zombie? Did that bastard Sebastián have an excruciatingly painful death? So many doubts and questions running through my mind, but I highly doubt I'll get those answers right now.
"Ah... Why did this happen...? But what...? Huh?!"
M-m-my head started hurting so much! I've never felt this much pain in my pathetic, short life! Uwaaaah! Did they mistake me for a feral zombie?!
Did they shoot me in the head?! Am I going to die?!
"Damn!! I don't want to die yet!"
... N-no... This pain is different... It's just a massive headache, like my brain is being crushed... I wasn't shot. Besides, I didn't even hear a gunshot. I'll stay alive...! Although technically, I'm supposed to be dead... I'll stay alive/dead!
But that doesn't mean this pain is good! Ahhhhh! Am I turning into a full zombie?! No! I want to do one last thing before I become a zombie completely...! Oh... It's gone... The pain is gone.
Thank goodness! I was about to commit sexual harassment because I was about to grope the breasts of the zombie woman who walked by me. Wow, her butt is huge, and since she's wearing tight pants, it looks even better... No, Zei, that's necrophilia! You can't get turned on looking at a zombie woman...! Well, she still looks alive. The only weird thing is her completely white eyes... No, Zei, she's dead, respect the dead!
It's hard to stay mentally sane in my situation.
Ugh... The only thing I wanted before turning into a full zombie was to touch some breasts... Yes, I'm definitely a pervert. And I'm not ashamed! I'm one of the healthy perverts! I can control myself.
Ah... Joking aside, why did my head hurt? Is my immune system still fighting the virus? Come on, immune system, you can do it, trust in the power of friendship!
Ah... I really don't understand anything.
"W-what happened to me?"
The pain only lasted 3 seconds, though I think I exaggerated too much because it felt longer... What happened to me...? Huh? Wait... Images are appearing in my head... Are these... memories?
Y-yes... T-they're memories... Memories...
I-I'm remembering what happened... N-no...
"Impossible..."
I remember what happened... I remember everything... That pain brought back the memories... Uwaaaah! No, this can't be true!
"Did I really do it?!"
But why did this happen to me?! Ahhhhh! I don't understand anything!
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(20 minutes earlier.)
According to the memories that appeared in Zei's mind, this is what really happened.
Erick and the others were traveling without any issues on the highway, running over any zombie that crossed their path.
Everything seemed relatively normal, but...
"There are a lot of zombies on the highway."
Erick stuck his head out the window to check on the girls. They were riding in the back of the truck to avoid the risk of being near Zei, as a precaution.
It was dangerous to ride in the back, but they were in more danger being close to Zei, a zombie... And they were absolutely right.
"Girls, are you okay back there?"
"Yes, thank you, sir."
And after those words, everything went to hell.
Zei opened his eyes and started growling like a true zombie.
And yes, he was a full zombie, unable to control his body. The real Zei, the normal one, felt like he was asleep, but his zombie counterpart was awake.
Erick turned to look at him, a bit nervous because those growls scared him, though he thought Zei was just joking.
"Zei, don't do that, you're scaring me."
He laughed, thinking Zei was joking, and that thought doomed him.
"Did you enjoy your nap?"
And without any prior warning, Zei lunged at him and bit him so hard that he had no trouble tearing off the flesh in less than a second.
"Ahhhhh!!"
A loud scream of pain came from Erick, but that didn't even matter to Zei's zombie self, who kept chewing the flesh in his mouth.
Erick lost control of the truck, and they crashed into another truck on the highway.
"Sister!!"
The truck flipped over, severely injuring the girls in the back, but unfortunately, they were still alive.
And that was unfortunate because they would soon wish they had died in the crash.
"Ahhhhh!!"
"Sister, are you okay?!"
"I-I broke my leg!"
The sisters, with difficulty, crawled out from under the truck, but in their fear, they didn't think clearly.
They forgot the highway was full of zombies.
"Damn it!"
The zombies surrounded the truck, sealing the girls' fate.
Zei didn't save them from being eaten by zombies; he only delayed their destiny.
"Sister!"
The zombies, without even giving them time to say goodbye or utter final words, began eating the girls.
Arm by arm, leg by leg, eye by eye.
And all this while zombie Zei savored the taste of flesh in his mouth.
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(Pov- Zei.)
Ah... I see... Uwaaaah!! I really am a damn zombie! Disgusting! I ate human flesh! Gross!
"Why did I do it?!"
I-I ate human flesh... Disgusting! I'm a damn cannibal! Gross!!
Vomit, Zei, vomit! You're not a cannibal zombie...! Not yet.
I induced vomiting to expel the human remains from my body.
Ahhhhh! Why did this happen to me?!
"Did I turn into a full zombie while I was asleep?!"
I keep vomiting. Come on, Zei, get it all out! You're not a cannibal! You're not!
"I'm a monster!"
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I look at the zombies around me.
... They don't attack me... I'm one of them... My life is over... Should I kill myself...? No! I have to find a cure. I refuse to die as a zombie! If I can keep control of my body, it means there's some way to stay like this and not turn feral. I refuse to give up.
Besides, there could be more like me. I won't die without finding out.
I can keep control of my body. If I find a scientist or police, I'll explain what's happening to me... They'll probably kill me to study my body... I'm scared, I don't want to die... I have plenty of time to think about that.
On one hand, I feel guilty for being responsible for those deaths, but I also don't want to redeem myself by sacrificing my being... Ah, I don't know.
"I guess I'll have to live as a zombie forever."
But that doesn't mean I'll give up.
I return to the truck and grab the machete. My only memento of the first person I met in this new zombie world... Well, there was another, but she got eaten before I knew what was happening.
"I guess I'll need this."
I take all the food I can and stuff it in my pants.
"I don't think I'll ever go back to normal."
I look at Erick... He trusted me... And I failed him... I'm sorry... Forgive me... I didn't know.
"I'm so sorry."
I walk away from the zombies and start walking.
Ah... Only loneliness awaits me. Oh, and I have to pray I don't run into humans. They'll end up killing me.
"Why did I act like that? Am I losing my mind?"
I hope not; I still want to live... Oh...
I see a beautiful car with a zombie inside.
Well, well, well. My luck is turning around.
"Awesome. Does it have the keys?"
I open the door and check... Hmm... Yes!
"Yes, it does. Heh. I feel like a criminal."
With your permission, I'll take this. Thanks.
I unbuckle the seatbelt and pull the zombie out of the car. Sorry, but I'm keeping it. I don't think you'll need it, bro.
Walk home, it's good for your health.
"I don't know how to drive, but I'll try."
I hope video games and movies haven't lied to me.
I get in the car and start it. Good... I think this will work.
"Alright... I'll try not to get close to normal people."
I'm not normal anymore; I'm a monster... Wow... I feel awful... No, Zei, no time to feel bad. The past can't be changed.
"I know... I know... Alright, let's go!"
I start driving... Pretty slowly, I know, but I'm scared to go faster and not be able to brake. I'll get used to it first.
"Good, slow but steady."
So... What's my destination? I'm basically driving aimlessly.
Hmm... Well, I'll think about that later. For now, I think I need a shelter.
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Ah... Saying stupid things helps me relax, but silence is relaxing too. Besides, it's boring to say stupid things when no one's listening... Oh!
Twelve minutes later, I think, I found something interesting.
I see a group of people asking for help... I want to help, but... What if the same thing happens? What if my instincts force me to kill them?
It's a family... Two kids, a teenager, two parents, and a grandfather... I'm so sorry.
"No... I shouldn't... No... What?"
Some zombies are running toward them.
Why did we get a zombie apocalypse with zombies that can run? It'd be easier to survive with slow zombies.
"Damn it!"
I can't be near them, but that doesn't mean I can't help them kill those zombies!
I accelerated as much as I could.
I head toward the zombies and run over most of them. Strike! Is that what it's called? I think so.
"Yes!"
I stop and grab the machete.
"Only two left."
Ah, so it wasn't a strike.
I get out and kill one... It's easy to kill them when they're not trying to kill you. A simple headshot is enough.
"Good."
"Ahhhhh!!"
The remaining zombie was still chasing the people. Damn running zombies.
"Damn it!"
I start running and chase it... Come on, Zei, a bit more. Maximum effort!
"Come on... Come on!"
"Stay away!"
One of them pushes the zombie, and it falls to the ground. Oh, that was risky, darling! I like it! You're my type... Ah, but I'm a zombie. Damn virus!
But still, I have the perfect opportunity!
"Perfect!"
I arrive just in time before it gets up and kill the zombie... Phew. Just in time. They probably would've died if I wasn't here.
"Thank you so much!"
I close my eyes. They can't see my eyes. I don't want them to be scared of me or try to kill me.
Ah, and I was so proud of my eyes; they were one of my strong points with women.
"You're welcome."
I walk away from them. I can't get close to people. I shouldn't.
"Do you need help? Are you alone?"
"Yes, I am."
"Don't you want to come with us?"
"No, thanks. Good luck."
I keep walking. I have to stay away from people.
I can't be near people... I don't want to kill another innocent person. I don't think I could handle it.
I get in the car and start it.
"Damn... I really feel bad."
I hate my situation.
I open my eyes and look at the people. I hope they stay safe... What?!
"Huh?!"
I close my eyes. The people were following me.
Idiots, you scared me!
"Can we come with you?"
"I'm sorry... You can't."
"Why?"
"I'm... I'm dangerous, I'm sorry. Don't head south; there are more zombies."
I start driving and leave, without thinking about them anymore.
"I'm sorry..."
It's for the best... I have to be alone.
I'm probably dooming them, but it's also possible they're alive thanks to me... It's better not to think about it.
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Ah... This trip is boring. Now I remember why I don't like traveling.
Driving fast is fun, but it uses more gas than I thought. I think I should get more.
But, considering it's a zombie apocalypse, I highly doubt I'll find a gas station with fuel, but at least I can try.
Hmm... Lalala...
"Cheese... Three sad tigers ate wheat in a wheat field... Hmm... Boobs or butts? Definitely boobs. Especially big boobs... Though I think I'm more into older women. MILFs... Hmm... Ah, yeah, I'm bored."
Ah, a life full of loneliness awaits me. Do zombies eat animals? I'll investigate. If they only eat people, I'll get a dog to feel less alone... Oh, what luck!
Twenty minutes later, I arrived at a gas station. Perfect, it's empty, and it doesn't look too bad.
"Well, I think I need gas for the car and to cook."
I don't know how to start campfires, so I'll need matches or lighters, and a lot of food.
I was planning to stay in some zombie-infested town, but I should be prepared to sleep outdoors since I'm scared normal humans might kill me. The farther I am from them, the better.
I stop and get out... No zombies in sight... Are there living people?
"No zombies?"
Considering the huge number of people in the country, not seeing any zombies around is pretty suspicious. Are there humans here killing them? Damn, I need to hurry.
I see a store next to the gas station. Hmm... Junk food or cooking food? Both!
"It doesn't look looted."
It looks very intact. Aren't we in a zombie apocalypse? Seeing intact stores is pretty rare.
I enter the store. I don't want to steal, but it's necessary to survive. Besides, the world's gone to hell! There's no need to keep respecting laws.
"Hello?! Don't shoot, I'm just blind...! Hmm... Nothing."
I don't see anyone... And no one answers.
"Can I have permission to steal?! Say something if the answer is no!"
No response. Heh. Thanks for giving me permission.
"I guess there's no one. Thanks!"
I look for food... Good, there's a lot. This store hasn't been looted yet.
At least this day is getting better! I'll have enough food to survive for weeks.
"I got lucky."
I pack all the food I can into bags. Ah, to think the day would come when I could take everything I want from a store.
"This'll be enough for a week."
Maybe more... Oh, is that what I think it is?
I see some sunglasses on the counter... Hmm... I never liked wearing glasses, but...
"I guess... No, it's a bad idea... But I could... No... Screw it."
I grab the sunglasses and put them on. Well, at least I'll be able to check out women's butts and boobs without them noticing... What a shitty and disgusting advantage, I know. Sorry for wanting to see the bright side of things! My life turned to crap, at least let me enjoy it a little!
"I guess this way they won't see my eyes."
Well, today I'm debuting a new style. Ah... Alright... Back to my life.
I leave the store and put the food in the car. Good, now the next step is finding a shelter.
"Good, that'll be enough... Huh?"
Is that...? Yes... Ahhhhh! I'm in danger!
I-I hear gunshots nearby. The police?! If they see me, I'm dead...! Doubly dead!
"Damn, that sounds dangerous."
Something's approaching. Humans? Yes, humans.
Two men on motorcycles were shooting into the air. Are they mentally challenged? If I were a full zombie, I'd be pretty attracted to those gunshots.
Why are they wasting bullets? They're definitely mentally challenged.
"Are they crazy?"
I'd hide, but they already saw me. Ah, let's see. Idiots shooting into the air, on motorcycles... Yes, they're definitely bad guys... Damn it!
The two park at the gas station. Ah, yes, let's get this over with. They'll probably rob me.
"Hey, buddy, hand over the food you have!"
Hmm... Bad people? I nailed it...! Idiot, that's bad!
"Hey, I barely know you, don't call me buddy. I'm not that easy to win over, handsome. Besides, there's more food in the store."
"I don't care, hand over your food and any weapons you have!"
They'll definitely kill me. Goodbye, world. I'm not going to beg. If they're going to kill me, let them kill me, but I won't die pleading for my life.
What? I gave up too easily? They have guns! I can't beat them with my fists!
"Hmm. Oh, how adorable. Acting tough. Heh. No, no, no. I won't. By the way, work on your bad guy act, it's just embarrassing. What kind of moron wastes bullets?"
"I warned you!"
He shoots me in the chest, and I fall to the ground... Oh... W-wow...
"We warned you!"
"Huh?"
I-I don't feel pain... Huh?
No pain? I fell because I got scared, but it didn't hurt... It didn't hurt! I don't feel any pain! He definitely shot me, no doubt about that, but I don't feel pain! Hahahahaha! Being a zombie has its perks!
The men approach me. Well, time to pretend I'm dead... Well, I am dead, but I'll pretend to be even more dead.
Ah, this is so hard to understand.
"This is fun!"
"Take his car and let's go!"
Well, I stole it too, so it doesn't matter.
One of their legs was next to me... Damn it, I should... No.
Don't do it... Don't bite him... It's not worth it... I won't kill living people.
They stole my car and left... Well, I don't care, the car was stolen.
"Damn, that was too close."
I get up and check my chest... Wow... My situation keeps getting weirder.
"Damn. Why don't I feel pain...? Of course, I'm already dead... Though my head hurt earlier."
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Well, thinking about the logic of this isn't worth it... Oh... Heh. Those guys are really mentally challenged.
One of them left his motorcycle.
"They prefer the car? What idiots."
They'll probably leave the food and the car at their shelter and come back for the motorcycle.
Well, well, well. They stole my car, so...
I get on the motorcycle. An eye for an eye, bro.
"They even left the keys. They're really mentally challenged."
I start the motorcycle.
I may be a newbie with cars, but I'm an expert with motorcycles!
"I know how to ride motorcycles!"
I speed off.
"Well, I think I need to find a place to sleep."
And far from here, I don't want to run into those guys again. They may be mentally challenged, but they have guns. I'd rather avoid trouble with them.
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Two hours of travel later, I think I found the perfect place.
I arrive at a town... It's full of those zombies... I don't think there are any living people.
"Maybe I can sleep here."
I ride through the town... Yeah, it's doomed. Everything's overrun with zombies. Heh. If someone saw me riding a motorcycle through this crowd of zombies, they'd think I'm the coolest guy in the world.
"It's full of zombies."
Ah, child zombies... D-damn, a baby zombie... That was disturbing. It's really sad to see dead kids, but there's nothing I can do about it... Wait... There. The zombies are heading in a certain direction. Is there a survivor?
I head that way too, to get a better look.
"I'm scared, Mommy!"
That voice... A little kid.
I look up and see a small boy and a woman on top of a house. Considering the hundreds of zombies around us, yeah, they're definitely doomed to die. Well, that'll change thanks to me; they got pretty lucky.
"Wow, it must be really uncomfortable up there in this sun."
The house was surrounded by zombies; it's impossible to escape that. Well, their hero has arrived. Heh.
Plus, that woman is gorgeous! A MILF! Would she show me her breasts as a reward...? Ahhhhh! Zei, put your perverted thoughts aside, someone needs your help!
"Help!!"
The woman started calling for help. Wow... I'm sure she's holding onto hope that someone will save her and her son. She doesn't want her son to lose hope. What a good mother... I definitely have to help her.
Don't worry, beautiful, your hero has arrived.
"Well... I don't have weapons, but they might have a knife in their house."
What kind of house doesn't have knives? Of course they do.
I get off the motorcycle and head toward the house.
"Don't worry, I'll help you!!" I shouted to them.
They looked down at me, and I waved my arms to greet them.
The look of surprise on their faces was priceless. Yeah, I know, it's so weird that they don't attack me.
"Don't worry, I'll take care of them!!"
"Be careful!!"
I push through the zombies and enter the house. Tsk. Get out of the way, zombie, you're not coming in!
"That's impossible!!"
It's not impossible, gorgeous... Well, if I were in your situation, I'd think this is impossible too.
I grab a knife from the kitchen.
"This'll do."
I leave the house and start killing zombies. Stab and die. Stab and die. Ah, it's so easy it's unfair.
Heh. I'm so pro, the apocalypse is on easy mode for me.
"Mommy, why don't they eat him?!"
"I-I don't know!"
Ah, neither do I.
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I finished killing the zombies. Phew. It took a while, but I'm done.
"You can come down now!! Bye and you're welcome!!"
"Wait!!"
The two climb down from the roof. Will you give me a kiss? Oh, how kind, but with all the pain in my heart, I'll have to decline. I could infect you.
"Why didn't they try to eat you?"
... Ah... I got my hopes up for nothing.
"I'm... I'm immune."
"Immune?!"
"Yeah, they see me as one of them and don't attack me."
"You're amazing, sir!"
Ouch, that hurt.
"Sir? I'm 16, kid."
Well, to a 7-year-old kid, I'm a sir.
I get on the motorcycle.
"The town is full of zombies; I recommend not leaving your house."
"Can we come with you?!"
"No, I'm sorry... Are you two alone?"
"Yes, my husband was infected, and it's just us now."
Ah, I wish I weren't a zombie so I could try to flirt with that beauty.
"I see... I'm sorry, but stay in your house, and I'll help you get food. Okay?"
"T-thank you!"
I can't abandon a mother and her son. I'll help them as much as I can.
Plus, she's an older woman. I think she's 30 or 35. I've always been attracted to older women.
No, Zei, don't waste time thinking perverted thoughts!
"I'll be in the town. Bye."
I start the motorcycle and leave.
"I can't be around people."
I don't want another accident like Erick's to happen again... Oh, that house looks pretty nice.
I see a two-story house. More than enough space to live.
"Wow, it's really nice."
I park at the entrance. Good.
I try to open the door... Oh, that was easy.
"The door's open, I guess no one's here."
I enter the house and close the door.
"Good, I'll be fine here."
Should I let zombies into the house? That way, I'd be safe from people trying to get in... Nah, better not, I'd rather avoid being responsible for more deaths.
I start checking the house... Wow, not bad. The people who lived here had a lot of money.
But, aside from how nice it is, there's no one here. It's safe to sleep here.
"No one's here."
I enter a room and see a zombie girl... A little 5-year-old girl... Poor thing.
It makes me feel sorry for her.
"Wow... Should I kill her...? I can't bring myself to."
Yeah, I can't bring myself to hurt a little girl, even if she's a zombie.
I put the child zombies from earlier in different houses to avoid killing them. That's bad, but I'll think about how to deal with them later.
I take the girl's hand.
"Let's go."
I open the door and take the girl out of the house. Yeah, yeah, I know it's your house, but it's mine now. Bye.
"Good."
I close the door and keep checking the house.
"No one else?"
I enter the last room.
"Good, no one's here."
Now, please, let a miracle happen. I want to shower, I want to shower.
I enter the bathroom.
"I hope there's water."
I turn on the shower and... a little water comes out! Yes!
"Good, something's better than nothing."
I take off my shirt and see my wound in the mirror. Ouch, yeah, I definitely got shot.
"No more blood coming out, but it looks bad."
I touch the wound... Nope, still don't feel anything... So weird.
"Though I don't feel pain."
Well... Time for dinner.
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After a quiet dinner (which consisted of simple sausages I found in the fridge), I lie down on the bed.
My first dinner without my mom... Honestly, it really made me feel pretty depressed, but I try not to think about it. My mom wouldn't want me to live my life depressed. She was always a cheerful person who always made me smile. She'd be proud of me and happy if I live my life to the fullest, always trying to move forward and not dwell on sad things.
Mom, I'll live my life like you, always cheerful and trying not to think about the negative things in life.
Ah... This day was long, but it'll be over soon... But tomorrow will be another long day.
"Door locked and window closed. Perfect... I have to get used to living like this, with little water, no electricity, and living alone... Damn."
It's a bit lonely... I miss my mom... Ah, I forgot to visit Sara... Whatever, she cheated on me. I hope she's... No... I shouldn't wish death on Sara just because she cheated on me... I just need to forget her.
Ah... Well... Time to sleep.
Now I'll be able to confirm the theory I have.
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(The next day.)
"Huh?"
I wake up and realize I was on the floor... I knew it.
"Damn."
I get up from the bed... Well... Headache... now.
"Ahhhhh!! Why did my theory turn out to be true?!"
D-damn... Ah... When I'm asleep, I turn into a full zombie, and when I wake up, the memories of when I was a full zombie come back to me, which is why my head hurts.
Ah... Well, at least now I know I have to avoid falling asleep near living people.
"Good... Good... I'm fine... I think."
The pain doesn't last long, at least.
I check the closet.
"The guy who lived here was my size, lucky me."
I grab some clothes and put them on the bed.
"Good. Now for a nice shower."
I leave the room and go to the bathroom.
"I hope there's still water."
I take off my clothes... Ah, being naked makes me feel alive again. Why? I have an erection! Heh. The classic morning wood. At least my blood is still flowing through my body, even though I'm a zombie.
"I should throw out the shirt; it's stained with blood."
Besides, I got more clothes, I don't need it anymore.
I look in the mirror to admire my... W-what?!
"What happened to me?!"
M-my wound disappeared!
"Damn... This is weird... Why did my wound disappear?"
... Ah, thinking about the logic of my body is pointless. I'm a zombie who can stay in control; maybe I heal faster or something. Ah, I won't think about it anymore.
I turn on the shower and... no more... water comes out.
"Damn."
I don't want to stink. Damn.
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(20 minutes later.)
I put on the sunglasses... Good... I'm ready to go.
"Good, I'm dressed."
I grab some food from the fridge.
"I think I should take some food to that woman."
Let's go.
I leave the house.
"Good, a lot of weird things happened to me, but... Why did my wound disappear?"
Can zombies regenerate? That would be worse! Ahhhhh! What kind of zombies are these?! I don't know!
Ah, well, at least being a zombie protects me from other zombies.
I walk next to some zombies.
"Bye, zombie buddies! Let's grab a beer later... Huh?!"
One of them tried to bite me, but I managed to back away!
"Huh?!"
What's wrong with it?! Is it a double cannibal?!
The zombies start attacking me!
"Damn! Hey, I'm a zombie too, you idiots!"
I run away.
"Why?! I'm not tasty, I swear...! Though a lot of women have called me delicious. Heh... Huh?"
I don't hear them chasing me.
I turn around and see they're not following me.
"What's going on? Hey, it offends me that you think I'm not tasty!"
Well, though that saved me.
Why are they treating me like a human?
I slowly approach the zombies.
"Why did you attack me?"
I'm less than a meter away, and they try to attack me.
"Damn."
I back away, and they stop attacking me.
"How weird."
I approach again, and they try to attack me again.
"Damn."
I back away, and they stop attacking me.
"Do they attack me if I get too close?"
Ah... I really don't understand anything.