We both looked up and met eyes.
I spoke first.
"Why did you pop a chubby?" I demanded with a laugh, gesturing at her obvious erection.
She looked down at her crotch, then up at me. "Pop a what?!"
"A stiffy!" I clarified, looking at her genital.
Hanna's mouth moved, but no sound came out. Then, she looked away. "I.. got nervous! Your Excellency gets it, right?"
A moment of silence followed her words.
My pee still flowed.
"Wait, I'm still peeing! What the fuck!" I turned around and focused on finishing as quick as I could, flexing the pertinent muscles to make the pee come out faster. "At least wait until I'm done!"
The Ork release the bush, but the damage was done. Her rush to see me down there had broken the bush beyond its capacity to go back to its former shape.
Poetic, considering the situation.
