Chapter 27 - Pheromones

As soon as the man released a huge puff of pheromones, Adam froze like a shocked refrigerator. 😶

He couldn't move. Not even a blink.

Pheromones:

A magical smell that makes people feel fear, happy, numb, and sometimes stupid.

Adam stood there like a statue that accidentally paid taxes.

His brain was screaming but his body was like: ❌ movement not available.

Adam (thinking):

Bro I'm literally a rock with emotions right now. 😐💔

The man, instead of acting normal like a normal human, did the most dramatic pose ever—

slowly opened Adam's shirt like he was auditioning for a romantic drama nobody asked for.

Man:

"Wow… your omega chest is kinda adorable though." 😏

Gently pokes chest like it's a stress ball.

Adam stared at him with the pain of 73 lifetimes.

Tears dropped dramatically, like a slow-mo movie scene. 🥲

Adam (thinking):

Wow… everything changed in this kingdom except my bad luck. 😞

The man slid one hand inside Adam's waistband—

—AND THEN—

Noel:

"Sorry to disturb, did you see my—" 😶

And she froze.

Statue mode.

System error.

Her brain disappeared.

Because the scene in front of her was pure CHAOS:

Adam on the floor, body frozen like someone pressed Pause.

Random man on top of him, looking like he's posing for a "Caught in 4K" poster.

One hand on Adam's chest.

Other hand halfway inside his pants like he lost something in there.

Furniture broken everywhere like two buffaloes fought earlier.

A chair lying in the corner, questioning its existence.

Adam's face like: 😐😐😐 but with tears.

Noel:

"…am I in the wrong house?" 😦

Man:

"Oh— hello 😊" (not even embarrassed)

Adam (thinking):

Someone save me before I evaporate.

Noel stepped inside slowly, like she was entering a crime scene.

Noel:

"Sir… what exactly is happening here? Because this looks like—

Nope, no, not even going to name it." 😵‍💫

Man:

"He tripped." 🙂

Noel looked at:

Adam's bruises

The broken table

Adam's shirt open

Man's hand still on Adam's chest

And the pants situation

Noel:

"BRO I'M NOT BLIND." 😐

Adam tried to move but only his eyebrow twitched.

Very aggressively. 😶

Man:

"It's fine, he likes it—"

Adam:

Eyebrow twitch intensifies 😡😡😡

Noel:

"Sir, remove your hand from his—

WHY IS YOUR OTHER HAND STILL THERE?!" 😨

The man slowly removed his hand like a kid caught stealing cookies.

Adam fell sideways like a fallen tree.

Noel:

"Okay. Enough romance scene for today." 😐

She grabbed Adam by the collar like a wet kitten and pulled him up.

Adam:

"…help." 😞

Man:

"You two ruined the mood." 😒

Noel:

"Sir PLEASE, this isn't a mood, this is a CRIME SCENE."

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