There was a young man in Tokyo, his name was "Riku Toriyuma", he was a 24-year-old… workaholic, and so one day, he gets a promotion from the office he works at, as a reward for him, they pay him a round in the local bar…
The day after, Riku woke up from his bed, and he was dizzy and couldn't remember what had happened the night before.
-Juni: "Oh look! Mr. Toriyuma just woke up!"
-Riku: "…huh?"
Before him stood 5 little kids, who were just waiting for Riku to wake up.
-Riku: "…WHO BROUGHT MINIONS INTO MY APARTMENT?!"
One girl, seemingly the eldest, answers.
-Yaku: "uhh…you, duh!"
-Riku: "me?!"
Yaku points to a table, Riku approaches it as he sees 5 adoption papers with each child's name, and his, and he has become their official guardian.
-Amane: "i also drew us, while pooping"
Amane shows a drawing of everyone, Riku doesn't know what to say
-Riku: "uhh…it's cool…"
Riku goes back to the adoption paper as he thinks.
-Riku(thinking): {there has to be some kind of mistake!}
Riku tries to remember what happened.
Flashback
Riku was all drunk as he "accidentally" went to an adoption center and "accidentally" adopted five kids.
-Adoption center worker: "Are you sure you will be able to take on them, sir?
-Riku: "osh courshe i kan! i luv shildrun!"
Back to reality.
-Riku(thinking): {did i Really say that?!}
-Iso: "you seem to be a little confused Mr toriyuma, what could be the matter?"
-Riku: "well…THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!"
Each child looks at Riku with concern in their eye.
-Juni: "w-what?"
-Amane: "we weren't supposed to be here?"
-Iso: "that can't be"
-Riku: "it's just because i made a mistake that's all! i will call the adoption center" Everyone was sad as Riku goes to reach his phone and starts to type the number as there was a big silence, every kid looks at him with disappointment.
-Yaku: "so we're getting abandoned again huh?"
-Riku: "?"
-Yaku: "and when i thought we would finally be free from the adoption center, i guess i was wrong, let go get ready guys"
Everybody was disappointed as they go grab their things, Riku looks at them as he just realized what he had done.
-Riku: {poor little guys, I can't bring them back like this}
He goes and stops them.
-Riku: "Wait, I changed my mind, you may rest."
Everybody was happy as they heard that…except Yaku.
-Yaku: "And why is that?"
-Riku: "…you guys are adorable, and I will never do such a horrible thing to such an adorable little child"
-Yaku: "…You almost did it"
-Riku: "Ahem…I said I will never!"
And so, this is my life after I accidentally adopted 5 little rascals because I was drunk!
End of chapter.