> "Some people ask, 'Who watches the watchers?'
I say: 'Who mocks the mockers?'
The answer wears red and ruins pacing."
— The Blank One, after regretting everything
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Kuoh Academy – Library
Quiet. Serene. The occasional cough.
Our MC sat behind a stack of untouched math books, pretending to study. A pencil twirled between his fingers.
[Dimension Chat Group: New Member – Deadpool]
The pencil snapped.
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[Chat Log: Terminal Cancer of Sanity Online]
Deadpool:
> Sup, losers.
Wait, wait, don't skip the narration—this is where I show up! Cue dramatic entrance!
Kazuma:
> We're doomed.
Rimuru:
> Can we uninstall him?
Esdeath:
> I want to stab him.
Deadpool:
> Esdeath, I've read your doujins.
Tsunade:
> He must die.
Blank One (MC):
> You're here for a reason. You can see what we can't. We need your madness... controlled.
Deadpool:
> Aww. You noticed my narrative immunity and meta-madness. That's adorable.
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[Mission: The Glitched God]
World: Marvel (Alt Timeline)
Objective: A corrupted Champion has hacked the multiversal script. He's rewriting canon, absorbing broken storylines to reshape the world in his image.
Threat: "God Editor" status. Reality warp at script level.
Time Limit: 3 minutes (Real Time)
Reward: 5 Talent Points + 2000 Coins + Narrative-Type Passive Skill
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[World Transfer: Marvel-999X – Deadpool's Perspective]
Cue scene transition: a broken skyline, glitching buildings, Spider-Men fused with Iron Men, Wolverine riding a centaur Hulk.
And standing atop the Statue of Liberty's hat—The Champion.
He held a cosmic pen and was furiously writing new "canon."
"I call this one: 'Deadpool never existed!'"
Deadpool:
> Rude.
MC (shadow-stepping in):
> Target acquired.
Deadpool:
> Time to improvise?
MC:
> Always.
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[Battle Begins – With Commentary]
Deadpool (dashing through time glitches):
> Alright, exposition dump: this guy is a former Watcher fanboy turned Reddit mod who got ahold of an unstable TVA script shard. Now he's editing multiverse lore like it's fanfiction.
MC (activating Phase VI: "Anti-Canon Chain")
A black thread latched onto the Champion's rewritten lore points—pinning scenes and locking them.
Deadpool:
> Nice move, Discount Batman.
MC:
> I'm going to pretend that's a compliment.
The Champion tried to erase Deadpool from existence with a massive plot retcon.
Deadpool dodged with pure insanity—breaking into a musical number, cutting the page he was written on.
Deadpool (singing):
> "You can't kill what never fit the mold,
I'm too cracked, too snarky, too bold!"
He shot the pen out of the Champion's hand with a rubber chicken grenade.
MC slipped behind and used Hollow Doctrine – Phase VII: Lore Drain, absorbing corrupted edits and stabilizing the multiversal script.
The Champion glitched. His body pixelated into a 404-error cube.
Game over.
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[Mission Complete]
+5 Talent Points
+2000 Coins
Reward: Passive Skill – "Meta-Awareness" (Lv.1)
(Allows limited perception of narrative shifts, foreshadowing, and hidden meta-threats)
Deadpool:
> So… this chat group. We got memes?
MC:
> No. We have war.
Deadpool:
> I'll bring the tacos.
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[Return to Kuoh – 3 Minutes Later]
The MC stood up, brushing book dust from his sleeves. The librarian never noticed he was gone.
As he walked past a mirror, his reflection smirked.
Deadpool's voice echoed faintly through the link.
> "You're totally the main character, bro."
He frowned.
> "No. I'm just the narrator's favorite shadow."
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[Chat Group – Side Banter]
Kazuma:
> That was the weirdest mission so far.
Rimuru:
> I feel violated.
Esdeath:
> I will kill him one day.
Tsunade:
> I'll help.
Deadpool:
> Love you too.
Blank One (MC):
> Next... the most unpredictable wildcard of the sea.
[New Member Summoned: Buggy D. Clown]
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