"What are you doing?"
As Tsunade heard this voice, her heart skipped a beat, but then, she continued to drink the alcohol collection in his home, and looked at him with a drunken expression. "Hey, have you finished talking? Is your relationship accepted by Mikoto's son?"
"...."
"Sorry, sorry."
Facing Shinra's blank expression, Tsunade laughed foolishly and said, "But I am helping you to drink your liquor! Look, I am helpful, right?"
Shinra laughed inwardly.
Helping him to drink his alcohol collection?
If liquors could grow bad, then it was fine, but the liquors grew in value as they grew older!
"You fucking, bitch! I will sell you to those nobles, so you can pay your debt!"
"HOW DARE YOU SAY THOSE WORDS TO ME, BASTARD!"
As expected, the Uchiha was evil!
How stingy!
When Tsunade heard Shinra's vicious words, she couldn't help but grow angry!
After all, despite how she was, she was still the princess of the Konoha and the granddaughter of the First Hokage!
More importantly, she was his elder!
Couldn't he just tolerate him when she just took some of his liquor collections?!
"Here."
Tsunade was confused when she saw Shinra suddenly take a paper and start to write, but when he gave the paper to her, she accepted it, then looked at the familiar name, before realizing that it was the names of all of the liquors that she had drunk, including the price, and the total of that was—
"Can you pay?"
"....." Tsunade.
"Mortgage all of your Senju residence for me."
"..." Tsunade.
"Oh, no, all of your residences have been taken well by Hiruzen and other Elders to pay your 'debt,' so you are penniless."
"...." Tsunade.
Her fists clenched tightly, feeling angry, towards Shinra and also Hiruzen and others, for whom she was glad they had passed away.
Yet, she was also helpless as she knew well that she couldn't stop her gambling habits.
Gambling, women, and drugs.
When Shinra thought of the Sannin of Konoha, he couldn't help but notice that those three fitted the descriptions of the three factors that made humans become useless.
Tsunade with her gambling habit, Jiraiya with his porn habits, and Orochimaru with his drug-related habit.
"Now, I understand why you are still single."
When Shinra said those forbidden words, Tsunade became enraged. "DON'T YOU THINK THAT I DON'T DARE TO DO ANYTHING TO YOU, YOU BRAT?!"
"Then, do it, then? Let me see what Tsunade-sama, whom everyone worships, can do to a Uchiha like me? Are you going to massacre me and make my clan extinct like your grandfather?"
Shinra wasn't afraid of Tsunade and didn't even put up his guard, as if he would let Tsunade beat him if she wished to.
Yet, he knew that she wouldn't beat him.
No, she didn't dare to beat him!
Tsunade frowned, clenching her fists, feeling so hopeless, and asked, "Do you hate Senju that much?"
"It's not the Uchiha who hates the Senju, but it is the Senju who hates the Uchiha." Shinra simply stated the facts. "If it isn't your grandfather, Senju Hashirama, what can a mere Senju clan do?"
"..." Tsunade.
What could she say?
The fact proved that, except for her grandfather, the rest of the Senju Clan members were more or less ordinary and weren't much different from those ninjas from Sarutobi, Shimura, Utatane, or Mitokado. If there was something that made them better than others, it was the fact that they had a good family member and more jutsu collections than others.
Meanwhile, the Uchiha clan, even if they didn't have much of a jutsu collection, could steal it easily with their innate ability that came from their bloodline, Sharingan.
So, the only way for the Senju Clan to win was by conspiracy, since no matter how strong the second Hokage, Tobirama Senju, it was impossible for him to face the entire Uchiha Clan alone.
"...do you hate us?"
"No."
"Really?"
Facing her doubt, Shinra said, "There is no point to hate those losers anyway."
"...." Tsunade.
Losers.
What an appropriate epithet.
After all, unlike Shinra, who returned and had his revenge and became the victor, becoming the true ruler of the Konoha by using Orochimaru, Tsunade could only wander around and decided to return to the Konoha, when the situation of the world was out of control due to the Ootsuki Clan.
Or rather, the only way to defeat the Ootsuki Clan was to rely on the Shinra!
As she let out a helpless sigh, Tsunade asked, "Is there really no way for Senju and the Uchiha to be at peace?"
"It's possible."
"Huh? Really?"
"Yes." Shinra nodded. "If my ancestor, Uchiha Madara, or your grandfather, Hashirama Senju, either of them is a woman, and one of them is a man, then both clans will be at peace."
If Madara were a woman, and Hashirama were a man, or if Madara were a man, and Hashirama were a woman, then Shinra could imagine that the two clans would be at peace.
So, the only way for peace to happen was to wait for the reincarnations of Ashura and Indra to be a pair of a male and a woman, so that they would be at peace.
"..."
After a moment of silence, Tsunade roared, "My grandpa has my grandma!"
Yes, unlike Madara, who was unmarried, Hashirama married Uzumaki Mito, so it was impossible for Hashirama and Madara to be together even if their gender was changed.
"Believe me. If my ancestor is a woman, your grandpa will leave your grandma directly."
"...." Tsunade.
She wanted to argue, but when she recalled her childhood memory and how her grandfather usually was, as he would leave her grandma and go out with Madara, it made her doubt, and she was at a loss.
Then again, her grandpa married her grandma for an alliance, or simply known as an arranged marriage, so....
Let's not continue, or else, she was afraid that she would know something that she didn't want to know. After all, sometimes, it was better not to know anything.
"Enough about this, how will you pay me?"
"....." Tsunade.
She fell silent, staring at his handsome face, sharp features, and sharp eyes, making him simply the heartthrob of every woman, yet among all the women, he chose Mikoto, so—
"Do you want to rub my breasts?"
While she said so, she grabbed her clothes and showed her deep, white cleavage.
"...." Shinra.
Raising his hand, Tsunade snorted, thinking that this guy was a pervert, and had a mother complex, loving an older woman, as he lacked love during childhood, but while she was proud, she was also shy, since despite her act, she was conservative, but wasn't this normal?
Unlike the young girl, she came from an older generation, and because of that—
Slap!
"IT HURTS!"
"You slut! Don't show your disgusting breasts to me!"
"Disgusting?! How dare you say that?! Look at them! They are beautiful!"
Even if it was hurt by being slapped on the breasts by Shinra, it made her body show a strange reaction, and made her try to show him. Yet instead of getting excited, he moved back, moving away, which made her desire to show him grow stronger, so she even pushed him before she pressed him tightly against the wall, as he couldn't escape, seemingly powerless.
"...stop it."
Shinra appeared weak despite how strong he was, yet Tsunade's breathing grew harder and harder, then slowly approached him till there was no distance between them anymore.