"It was probably best if he eased into things…
and took his time with it…"
"It's ok… I know your secret…"
"I see things that others can't…"
"I see… that There's something different about you…"
Bob believed that he knew Allie's Secret - that she was under a suppression from a Magic treasure… but what was the best way to bring it up?
There was no choice.
He was going to have to be… smooth.
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Ever since he had eaten those peanut butter sandwiches earlier in Chapter 3, the fundamental question had arisen.
… Smooth... or Crunchy?!?!
Both had their merits. Smooth allowed for a more consistent texture, and usually allowed for a little …more due to the lack of air bubbles.
And yet, what "crunchy" lacked in volume, it more than made up for with sheer unadulterated… authenticity.
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In fact… Bob was ultimately… in the end… a connoisseur of… both.
Yes, at times there was a clear better choice, but in this case, both had their merits and there was no need for "Either Or"!
Initially, he had been ignorant, unknowing of the Ways of Rizz, but once he Awakened and treaded on the trail, a disciple of the Dao, a pilgrim on the Path that was the Art of Rizz-Mastery, he realised that It was in fact the true Way of a Rizzmaster to always appreciate everyone and everything for their positive points when or where he could help it.
Moreover, that in most interactions, one could not just be smooth, but also needed to blend genuine realness, one needed both style and substance.
The peanut butter had just been the start.
Now, he would share with Allie too, the Dao of his dietary-inspired discoveries.
It was time…
To give her… a taste… of his smoothness.
His (peanut)-buttery Rizz had been all churned up, just for her…
And within that smoothness… a surprise…
The authentic genuine flavour… of sheer… nirvana-esque… nuttiness…
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Smooth. And. Yet. Crunchy.
This was the only true Way…
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Meanwhile, Allie was having her own thoughts, which the esteemed readers kind of also wanted to know about, and so we would oblige… after a short commercial break...
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*Camera pans across a Flawless Paradise setting*
*Voice-over, which sounds suspiciously like Georgé Lazer from earlier*
"Imagine an almost Perfect World."
"Yes. Almost."
You have everything. Wealth. Health. Your wildest Dreams have come true. And yet... something is missing.
That's right. In this dream... You don't know about "Rizzmaster: The Adventures of Bob."
In fact, it's a parallel universe, where the Author never created it!!!
"W-what?!?! N-noo!!!!!" As the realisation hits, the Paradise becomes a Pit of Panic.
The illusions fade.
"This... this isn't what I wanted!!!
"My life is meaningless!!!"
Suddenly, you wake up, in a cold sweat and panting heavily.
You check your phone. "Oh... Oh thank goodness..."
In your Library, Rizzmaster is still there!!!!
Sweet tears of joy and relief cascade down.
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*Behind the scenes... *
George finishes showing the commercial to Author. "So, uh... boss... how's that?"
"It was pretty good, I'll give it 7.314/10. But it could be more shameless Ig?"
"...Ok, I'll see what I can do."
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*sometime later*
*The same scene plays, but at the end, this time, when the person in the commercial wakes up from their paradise-nightmare, they are now wearing an official Rizzmaster "I have mastered the Dao... of Shamelessness" Shirt and are hugging a Dakimakura of their Favourite Character from the Rizzmaster Series. They are also thirsty, and take a drink of water from their Rizzmaster Limited Edition Mug...*
"Oh... Oh thank goodness..."
Ge Lazer: "There. You happy now bro?"
Author: "Flawless... 8.314159/10!!!!!!"
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"Bruh... I'm dropping. It's too Shameless..."
"Did he just throw a pi in our face?!"
"When would it ever end...?"
"Yeah, to... sum it up, none of this can... take away from the fact that,
I wanna know what happens next with Bob and Sally!!!"
"He can't keep doing this!"
Suddenly a girl voices out.
"B-but... he's good looking and has Rizz, just like all of us, so he knows he can get away with it because of his charm and looks, and so he would just keep doing it, knowing no shame and continuing to rise in his Shamelessness. What are we going to do?"
"...There is... one way." Suddenly, a guy stands up from the crowd, who kind of looks like George Lazer in a bad disguise, but who could be sure, in the dim lighting?!?!
*hectic music which sounds suspiciously like a cinematic remix of "Author is so cool" starts playing in the background*
"...He wants powerstones right? Fine. In that case, then we will... give them to him."
"Through this method, he would feel so overwhelmed with gratitude that he would have no choice but to advance the plot!" The man declares.
With a flick of his wrist, he sends across his previous 2 powerstones that he received earl- *ahem* that is, he sends across two powers to Author, who receives them ecstatically.
"Oh... I just got... two powerstones!!!" Author says in a loud voice. "I feel overwhelmed with gratitude and now am going to write more!!!"
*The esteemed readers realise this is their chance to turn the screws. With gleeful shouts, the audience all start chucking his powerstones at him*
*Ding ding ding ding ding!!!!!*
*Powerstone +1! +1!!! Powerstone +1! +1! +1! !!!!!...*
*Afterwards*
"George, you're a genius," Author said, giving his hype man his share of the spoils!
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More seriously, Thank you so much for your support, the powerstones and reading! Sending you back some positive energy to achieve your goals !!! ✨✨✨🌻🌻🌻
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