Judicial God: "I don't... don't talk nonsense... I, Yang Jian, just don't have time to deal with it!"
Tanjiro: "Hey... actually, we all understand your thoughts. Don't you just want to rely on the Demon Buddha Tathagata to further expand your faith!"
Purdue Sentient Beings: "We're all on the same side—just say it directly!"
Judicial God: "I really can't get away. Now my Uncle Jade Emperor comes over every day saying nice things. It's time to rectify the Heavenly Court."
Junior Brother of Great Bamboo Peak: "I said Second Elder Brother's character is reliable—turns out it's true!"
Second Li: "Zhang Fan, you guy actually worshipped him as your second brother! What about me?! Who am I..."
Junior Brother of Great Bamboo Peak: "Ah, this..."
For Peace: "Hahahaha... Second Child, he just forgot about you! Wonderful... truly wonderful... Let's have a drink!"
Purdue Sentient Beings: "Yang Jian is called True Monarch Erlang—don't quarrel. Let's talk about recent matters."
Orochimaru: "Talk about what? I'm still in the great underworld. You bald guy, come help! Now my yang realm is almost conquered. Who knew the underworld area would be as big as the yang realm!"
Tohsaka University: "Is the underworld fun?"
The Fox Who Only Loves Money: "Doesn't seem fun—all gloomy and windy, plus those ghosts... Anyway, I don't want to go. Don't ask me for help!"
Spirit of the Demon Sword: "+1... I don't like that kind of cold place either!"
Xun'er: "I want to go see it, but unfortunately I'm still struggling to collect Strange Flames. Keep working..."
Vampire Queen: "Sister Xun'er, you're so amazing, working hard every day. I think it won't be long before you can go to the Divine Realm."
Tohsaka University: "Tch... I think she wants to compete with me for position, but I'm not afraid! Our plane made huge contributions in this Divine Battle."
Witch of the Extreme: "Sister Rin is scared, right? Hehe... otherwise why would you be so excited?"
Tohsaka University: "Xiao Feng!!! You're being naughty again... Ever since you came to the Divine Realm, you've also started talking back."
Sadly Reminded Old Gao: "Everyone... after long-term development, woo... my world finally has a celestial star. Oh my god... after so much time, I finally saw a celestial star descend."
For Peace: "Old Gao, you haven't said anything for so long, I thought you were dead! [smirk.jpg]"
Ninja Scientist: "It's not that he has no time to speak, but the time flow is different from ours, right?"
Since the god had controlled the time of some believers, Uncle Jiu and Old Gao rarely spoke.
Because the messages they saw were only from days or months later. Time continued to accelerate—they themselves couldn't feel it, but it was very obvious in the group.
Like now mentioning Uncle Jiu—generally speaking, he'd respond when he saw it, but now he was silent. Obviously the time flow rate was different.
Fallen White-Robed Wizard: "Is it possible to do this? Envy... I also want to speed up. Do I need to apply to the god?"
The Fox Who Only Loves Money: "That's it, but your world doesn't need it at all. Just take it slow."
Ninja Scientist: "It's useless to apply. It depends on the god's decision, so develop peacefully..."
Just when everyone was chatting, a long-absent reminder sounded in the group.
Ding... Ordinary Ye Laohei has joined the Myriad Realms Chat Group.
Ding... The King of Chaos has joined the Myriad Realms Chat Group.
Tohsaka University: "Hey... newcomers reporting in, not bad..."
Ordinary Ye Laohei: "Hello everyone, what is this? Is it high-tech technology, or am I mentally confused..."
Purdue Sentient Beings: "No, you're normal and very lucky. The Myriad Realms Chat Group, as the name suggests—every world has a lucky person. You're that person."
Ninja Scientist: "First you need to introduce yourself. Also, tell us about your world's situation. Most of the people chatting here have already been promoted in the Divine Realm world."
Ordinary Ye Laohei: "Uh... I don't understand what you mean by promotion. My world is ordinary, no... what are these 'Vampire Queen' and 'Spirit of the Demon Sword' things in the group?!!!"
Spirit of the Demon Sword: "Damn... This lady's name is Nightshade, you idiot! Don't you have eyes? Two lumps of donkey dung are things! Blind you!"
Vampire Queen: "What's a thing?! Damn, this old lady's name is Selena! If you're not convinced, come fight! You idiot will be sucked to death."
The Fox Who Only Loves Money: "Hahahaha... offending Selena and Sister Nightshade at the same time, you really have it, Ye Laohei! Worthy of your name!"
Ordinary Ye Laohei: "I... I'm sorry, I really didn't know you were women. I'm sorry... I just thought they... I... I'm an ordinary person, I'm scared."
Tohsaka University: "Hey, being afraid is useless. Okay, sisters, don't scare him. Don't lose a world—the god will blame us."
Orochimaru: "I don't know why, when I see Ye Laohei's name, I feel a sense of kinship. Is it because we share the same smell?"
Liu Che in the Divine Realm saw their chat and almost died laughing.
A Pot God and a Coffin God—the two hitting it off. Could it be any more fun?
However, Liu Che put away his smile afterward and immediately showed a puzzled look.
He remembered that the Cemetery of Saints and Ye Laohei's world should be one. But why were they divided again?
Was there something he hadn't paid attention to?
Liu Che fell into thought.
In the end, he thought it should be due to time and space or other factors.
As for this King of Chaos, it puzzled him a bit. Judging by the name, it was a cautious person, but he didn't know who exactly.
The other party hadn't spoken, obviously observing the news in the group.
Liu Che chuckled. "Slowly observe. The more suspicious the person, the more attractive it becomes, until you become my believer. I look forward to your kneeling."
He'd already left the stage where he desperately needed strength. Everything was natural now.
Anyway, there were so many group members to persuade—cough, cough... no, to offer friendly persuasion.
One day they wouldn't be able to help but join in.
Inside a modern city, at the foot of a certain famous mountain, Ye Laohei, who was traveling with his classmates, looked at the chat box before him in distress.
"Oh... if what they say is true, then I'm screwed. Offending two big shots at once—what should I do..."
He'd come out to play this time wanting to relax. Who would have thought he'd encounter such a strange thing?
Ye Laohei looked at videos with terrifying titles but didn't dare click on them at all. He was afraid he couldn't accept it.
In the end, he chose the more common group introduction in the group files. It had been updated several times.
The document here wasn't the original—it basically covered the identity of every priest and the planet they were on.
[God of Eternity: Divine Lord of the Myriad Realms!]
[Spirit of the Demon Sword: Nightshade, Thousand-Year Sword Spirit...]
[Second Li: Li Shimin, Destroyed the Great Sui and Established the Eternal Religion...]
[Scientist in the Ninja World: Orochimaru, Subverted the Ninja World and Killed the Ōtsutsuki Clan...]
[Purdue All Sentient Beings: Fahai, Buddha...]
[Queen of Vampires: Selena, Queen of Vampires in the New Age...]
The more Ye Laohei read, the more shocked he became.
This was terrifying. Even the weakest, Uncle Jiu, was a cultivator.
What did he have on this Earth? Nothing to offer as sacrifice. No altar.
Goddesses... he couldn't just find those beautiful women, tie them up and sacrifice them—he'd be arrested by the police!
But this Eternal Meditation technique could be downloaded by anyone. As long as he used it to gain power, then he could go abroad to capture people!
Ye Laohei made up his mind and downloaded the Eternal Meditation technique immediately.
When he chose to download, a message came deep into his mind—an article teaching him how to meditate and how to visualize the god.
"Looks very simple. I hope it's not a prank..."
Ye Laohei grinned, crossed his legs, and began to meditate.
A mysterious aura began spreading from his body, transforming it while simultaneously strengthening his five senses.
In the universe, a copper coffin began to move slowly. The Gears of Destiny were turning.
Three hours later, Ye Laohei straightened up and opened his eyes comfortably. It was now dark.
His eyes could see ants thousands of meters away. His five senses had been strengthened several times over.
Gently clenching a fist, powerful force came from his body!
Ye Laohei picked up the porcelain cup beside him and gripped it lightly. Without using much effort, the cup turned to powder.
"Woohoo... is this the power of gods? I've become a martial arts master! So cool... whew... this powerful feeling is amazing!"
However, Ye Laohei soon calmed down again. With this kind of power, there was no need to fear natural or man-made disasters.
As for the sacrifice question, he decided that after this class trip ended, he'd go abroad and never come back.
The sky darkened and brightened again. The classmates began gathering.
When they saw Ye Laohei, they were surprised one after another.
Yesterday, he'd been muddled and utterly devoid of presence, like a humble nobody. But today he was imposing.
His eyes were as bright and terrifying as an eagle's. Even his friends were afraid to look directly at him.
"Hey... what did you do yesterday? Why has your whole momentum changed so much?"
"Hehe, just realized something. Let's go..."
Ye Laohei didn't reply too much to his friend's inquiry and headed straight for Mount Tai.
Because this was his last reunion, Ye Laohei deliberately lowered his aura. But no one had thought—
A copper coffin was being pulled from the sky by dragon corpses!