"Holy shit, can you believe it, I actually saw this kind of article in California, America, it's freaking unbelievable, what the hell."
Brother Dao: "There's nothing new under the sun."
Through the radio, you can hear Meile Sect and Brother Dao stifling their laughs, holding their stomachs.
Meile Sect: "But this time, they didn't say anything about institutional issues or racial problems, they just said the United States is a crude and vulgar country with a nouveau riche mentality."
"Uh, my God, you know? I grew up reading these articles, those idiot authors never even left the city, writing about their imagined earthly paradise, even they started believing it."
"It's hard to believe this pile of trash heap is the country where I stood on the podium and said 'we choose go to themoon,' now don't even mention freaking going to the moon, I think they have trouble even getting onto the couch."
