"UGH, my head is killing me, where the fuck am I? "He looks around to see that he is in a huge forest. "The fuck, why am I in a forest?" he looks down at his hand, only instead of seeing human hands, he sees white wings with purple thorn-like spikes on them. "AH! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ME!? Wait a minute, I recognize this wing. "He walks over to a pond and instead of his usual face, he sees a dragonic face he immediately recognizes, "Why the fuck am I an Espinas?"
Suddenly, a holographic screen appears in front of him. "Hello, you have been chosen to reincarnate in the Monster Hunter World. Congratulations, we, the system, have chosen the ideal monster that matches your personality."
"So I got turned into an Espinas because I'm lazy."
"Correct host due to the host's lethargic personality, Espinas has been chosen as your ideal new body."
"Well, I'm not that mad about being an Espinas, especially the white and purple one, since Espinas was one of my favorite monsters, but I'm pretty pissed I'm not an elder dragon."
The System chimes in once more, "Not to worry, host, you are able to evolve and become stronger just like any other monster."
He sighs in relief, well as much as a dragon can. "Well, that's good, so what can you do exactly? I'm keeping my expectations low for now."
"Don't worry host I am equipped with many things to make sure you don't go insane, I have many functions such as the market function where you can buy things from other worlds it can be anything, and I also have an entertainment function such as music and shows from your old world, I also have an infinite storage function for you to hold any items that catch your fancy"
"Oh, that's not too bad, so how do I get money to buy stuff?"
"That's easy, host all you have to do is find things of value and the system will turn them into points for you to buy things additionally, you can trade things of equal value for something in the market."
"That's good to know. Say, do I have like a starter package or something like that?"
"Yes, Host, shall I open it?"
"Yes, please. So how exactly does the starter package work?"
"You see, host, your starter package will give you three items, skills, or abilities. There is also the rarity system, which goes Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum, and finally, Diamond."
"Oh, that's good to know. So, can I please see what I got?"
"Certainly, host."
[DING]
Three cards appear in front of him: two are gold, one is platinum
"Oh wow, I got pretty lucky. Usually, I'm never that lucky. Well, let's see what the gold ones are first."
"Congratulations, host, you've acquired the Skill [Spin Attack] from Sonic. The Spin Attack consists of the user curling into a concussive ball or cutting disk while rolling along the ground at high speed. When used at a very high speed, the user is able to mow down or shred through enemies and breakable obstacles. Using the move in loops and on downhill slopes will increase users' momentum."
"Oh that's actually really useful and kinda terrifying for any hunters who try to fight me, I mean, Espinas are super durable now. I can go super fast into a giant ball, damn, I might give someone PTSD, Okay, what's next?"
"Congrats, you have acquired the ability called [Black flash] from the world of Jujutsu Kaisen! It is a phenomenon in jujutsu that greatly amplifies the user's physical strike when cursed energy is applied to it within one-millionth of a second. However, due to this world not possessing cursed energy, the system will now look for an alternative to utilise it
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"New Energy source found! The Black Flash shall now utilize Dragon Energy instead."
"Okay, that's pretty good. The sparks of illumination hopefully, I'll be able to pull it off at some point. Now then, what's my Platinum card?"
"Congratulations, host, you have received the waifu card!"
"That sounds awesome. Please tell me it does what I think it does."
"Your guess is correct, host. This card allows you to summon any woman you desire, and they will be completely loyal to you."
"Nice, I'm surprised that it's platinum tier, though, but I guess it's because I can summon any woman, even OP ones."
"You are correct, host. Now then, you may choose your waifu now or decide later."
"Oh man, this may take a while, damn my indecisiveness, who to choose well, quite a few waifus are already out of the running due to the fact they dont have any powers or useful abilities, so let's see hmmm...
Kushina Uzumaki, maybe she could survive here. Plus, she's got chakra and those sealing techniques, and the Nine Tails could be useful in a pinch, but would the Nine Tails be loyal to me or Kushina or even at all?"
"I can answer that host. As described, the Waifu you summon will be completely loyal to you, which does include any passengers along for the ride, so do not worry about the Nine Tails trying to break free."
"Well, that's good to know, but what about any health issues like disabilities and mental health?"
"As I said, host, not to worry any and all health or concerns you have will be taken care of."
"Okay, that opens up a few more windows. Let's make a list-
Kushina Uzumaki
Irene Belserion
Erza Scarlet
Yoruichi Shihōin
Suì-Fēng
Tsunade
Susan Storm
Maki Zenin
Cammy White
Chun-li
Wonder Woman
Grayfia Lucifuge
Yasaka
Nora Valkyrie
Pyrrha Nikos
Yor Briar
Xianyun
Who to choose?"
Hello author here, as you can see, I'm very indecisive, so you all can vote from these names, and if you couldn't tell, I have a type, so have fun, but this is probably gonna be my only chapter since I'm shit with writing, so if anyone wants it, they can have it