"Can you guys act normal for once?!"Dugu Bo was feeling downright miserable thanks to them.
Especially Xue Beng—this guy wasn't just abnormal; he was certified nuts. First all those crazy antics before, and now, not only was he slapping himself, but his mouth seemed ready to explode at random.
Honestly, no normal person would ever behave like this.
And even Prince Xuexing, who was usually a solid, respectable old guy, suddenly started acting like a lunatic.
Even Dugu Bo couldn't make heads or tails of it.
"…I don't know why I'm suddenly acting insane either!"Prince Xuexing hurried to help Xue Beng up. "Are you alright?"
"I… I…"
Xue Beng's mouth, looking like a damn gorilla's, could barely form words, babbling like an alien. It was downright tragic.
"Shut up!"
Prince Xuexing couldn't even look at his nephew anymore and turned instead to Dugu Bo.
"Much obliged, Master Dugu!"
"Fine, whatever!"Dugu Bo stood there with his hands behind his back.
"Master Dugu, don't you think this is a bit much? After all, you're a titled Douluo!"Flender's face looked absolutely horrible.
"Heh… These are the rules of the Heaven Dou Royal Academy. If you don't want to take the test, you're free to leave immediately!"Prince Xuexing sneered, though wincing in pain and clutching his face.
"Ding! Story Modification Mission triggered."
[Dugu Bo is about to teach them a lesson.] — You may modify three words.
Zhang Fan smirked coldly and instantly modified "them" to "himself."
This Dugu Bo was way too cocky. He needed to eat some humble pie for daring to show off in front of him.
"Ding! Story modification successful. Minor chaos triggered. Reward: 80 modification points."
Now, Dugu Bo was about to teach himself a lesson.
Meanwhile, Flender, Meng Shenji, and the others grew tense.
After all, this was Dugu Bo—a titled Douluo powerhouse.
"Bam! Bam!"But then, all their eyes widened in disbelief. Dugu Bo started beating himself up!
"Boom!"
He smashed a heavy punch into his own stomach, "Pfft!" spraying saliva and blood everywhere as he bent over and flew backward.
"Boom!"
He crashed into a stone pillar.
"Smack!"
Without mercy, he slapped himself across the face, sending his head snapping sideways and his body flying again.
"Ugh…"
Prince Xuexing was completely petrified, jaw hanging open.
He never could have imagined something like this—even a titled Douluo could lose his damn mind?!
"Uhh… Royal Uncle, why is Master Dugu losing it too? Did we… infect him somehow?"Xue Beng stared at Dugu Bo with wide eyes—seeing that arrogant old bastard losing it like this was almost surreal.
Was this the gods playing a prank on them?
Or maybe the gods couldn't stand their arrogance and were dishing out some divine retribution?
Otherwise, how could even a Douluo be beating the crap out of himself?
Everyone was too stunned to even process it.
"Bam! Bam!"
Dugu Bo wasn't holding back at all—his own punches were brutal, leaving even Xue Beng dumbstruck.
If Dugu Bo ever hit him like that for real, he felt like he'd literally drop dead on the spot.
It was obvious: Dugu Bo went harder on himself than he ever would on an enemy.
"Bam! Bam!"Suddenly, Dugu Bo sent himself flying again.
"Ahh! Stay away from me!"
Xue Beng saw Dugu Bo flying toward him and instinctively used his back to bash Dugu Bo away.
"Pfft!"Blood sprayed from Dugu Bo's mouth, splattering across Xue Beng's back.
"Boom!"Xue Beng was knocked several meters across the hall before crashing into a wall, feeling like his whole body was coming apart.
"Aghhh…"Xue Beng howled in pain.
He couldn't believe his bad luck.
They clearly had the advantage just a moment ago, yet somehow, they ended up beating themselves into the ground.
He was on the verge of a mental breakdown, silently crying out to the heavens: Why are you doing this to me?!
But no one paid him any mind.
"Boom!"Dugu Bo was bouncing around the hall like a rubber ball.
Miraculously, he avoided crashing into Zhang Fan and the education committee members.
Then, with a whoosh, he flew straight toward Prince Xuexing.
"Ahh! Prince, dodge!!"
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Dugu Bo himself was about to lose his mind too.How the hell did I end up like this?He had already punched himself into coughing up blood, his entire body bruised and battered.
It was hopelessly insane.
He crashed head-first into Prince Xuexing's stomach.
"Boom!"The impact was deafening.
Prince Xuexing spat out a mouthful of blood and was blasted into the wall.
It felt like he'd been hit by a cannonball—agony flooding every nerve.
"Hahaha…"
Xiao Wu burst out laughing:
"This is way too funny! Does that titled Douluo hate them or something?"
"Probably. Otherwise, why would he be so brutal with his own people? Honestly, he probably hates himself too, the way he's going!"Ning Rongrong giggled alongside her, finding the scene utterly hilarious.
"…"
Meanwhile, the three education committee members—Meng Shenji and the others—were completely dumbfounded.
No way were they getting involved.If they accidentally got poisoned while trying to stop him? Not worth it.Better to keep a safe distance.
Flender stared blankly, jaw practically touching the floor, his eyes bugging out:
"Is this peak madness or what? That Poison Douluo is off-the-charts insane!"
"Uh… Is this the first time we're seeing a titled Douluo like this? Am I dreaming?"Zhao Wuji was frozen stiff, unable to believe that such a mighty Douluo could turn into a human pinball.
Flying around the hall, smashing into his own people, spitting blood, breaking bones—the scene was almost too ridiculous to process.
"Wow…"Zhu Zhuqing was speechless too.
Yu Xiaogang and Tang San exchanged wide-eyed looks.Yu Xiaogang said, excitedly:
"Looks like we just added another member to our… 'club'! And he's a titled Douluo! How awesome is that? Should we go chat him up later?"
"Godfather… maybe don't get too excited. If you go now, you'll get killed."Tang San immediately stopped him.
You could tell from Dugu Bo's expression that he was still grappling with his own madness.This was definitely his first episode.It would be absolute suicide to approach him now.
Better to wait until he'd had a few more breakdowns before trying anything.
"Alright…"Yu Xiaogang nodded reluctantly. He wasn't suicidal.
"Commissioners, since Prince Xuexing is… in that condition, we'll be taking our leave!"Flender said very seriously to the three education committee members.
Now was the perfect time to bail while Dugu Bo was still busy losing his mind.
Otherwise, once Dugu Bo recovered, leaving might get very complicated.
So, without another word, they left.
(End of Chapter)