Like the fool Xuan expected his uncle to be, he followed Li Feng into the room, smiling. Maybe he was thinking, or hoping, she was thinking what he had in mind.
They sat on the bed as Li Feng dropped her tea in between them; she'd be seen dead inches near a disgusting dead man.
If it wasn't that Xuan had that taboo sword technique, she knew herself to be way out of her league.
"Heh... so what is it you have in mind?" asked Han, wanting to rush the process of his thoughts. He honestly believed Li Feng brought him here for that.
Li Feng sighed. "Well, the thing is..." she sighed again. The words were not heavy; she just needed Han to say something.
"What? What is it?" he asked.
"Have some tea, and—" she sighed. Han quickly took the tea beside him, and as he swallowed the liquid, Li Feng added, this time not stuttering or weaving sighs,
"Xuan wants to make you a cripple, and I'm helping him do that."
At this point, Han could only hear; he couldn't move even his finger because the venom from a snake like Li Feng spread tremendously fast.
So the cup of tea fell from his grip, shattering into pieces. Li Feng emotionlessly looked at him as Han fell paralyzed on the bed.
She then brought out the potion Xuan gave her, dripping it inside his mouth, and right at that moment, Li Feng saw another Li Feng sleeping paralyzed on the bed.
It was Han, who was transformed into a female. "Now be good when the boys come in, okay?"
After that, Li Feng left the room with no one in sight, but Xuan had already got the signal and excused himself from the meeting room.
Acting according to Xuan's script, Li Feng was now in the presence of the horny guards. They didn't know what she was doing in their court, and all bowed.
"It's okay, boys. To be honest, I came here to have fun; squeezing one man isn't enough."
They had bowed but couldn't get their eyes off her long, exposed velvet laps; the fragrance permeated the air in the guards' quarter.
"We... we don't understand, Your Highness."
Li Feng smirked, raising the chin of the guard that spoke. Then she whispered in his ear,
"Tell your boys, one at a time, I want to be paralyzed tonight with your touches, in Xuan's bedroom. Come through the windows, okay? Ravage meee!" she whispered.
The words erected something between the guards' legs; the curvaceous, majestic beauty had just invited him for cultivation.
"What? Really? All of us? She can handle that much yin?"
"Jeez, man, she's an elf, the queen at that. These creatures can collect a river of yin."
"Damn this, so me first, I'm going."
"No, me first."
"Hey, she winked at me when she left."
"Fuck that, it was me."
"What? Hey, she told me first."
Indeed, Uncle Han was dead.
Everything was perfectly playing according to Xuan's script. He was waiting behind the library where he told Li Feng to regroup.
The cunning elf queen landed from the skies. Where do these people even drop from? Xuan wondered.
"How was it?" asked Xuan.
"Good, to the next target."
Xuan nodded. He wasn't using the sticks anymore, and they both stood side by side on top of the high ground, staring at the light from the town ahead.
"I told you, Xuan, we'll crush our enemies together—no prisoners."
At least Xuan was glad to have the queen of elves on his side, a tyrant at that, so if anything went off, the pending war between the two races would restart.
When night was fast approaching like this, the town was lit up by candles in lamps, hung on stores and houses.
It was still busy during these times, maybe because it was barely midnight.
Two guards stood at the entrance of the Son of Heaven's compound. Then, out of nowhere, Xuan and Li Feng jumped in front of them.
Their entrance had many eyes looking at them, but no one could recognize them because of the black cloak assassin dress.
"Open the gate," said Li Feng.
Everyone in the town still stood, not fully understanding the situation right now. Then, as the guards dashed forward,
Xuan was about to pause them when something blocked his skill. "The house is covered with a charm—fuck," Xuan cursed.
Regardless, he was standing beside a tyrant; that silver spear she held was double-sharp at both ends. One move—
"Shit."
And Xuan saw the heads of the guards cleaned off their bodies. At this point, the whole town started yelling.
This was it, though—kidnapping Li Zhi secretly would make the Son of Heaven know what Xuan's target was.
But now, attacking the sect, it seemed like the attackers were sent by a political rival. In this case, as Li Feng distracted them, Xuan was moving in the shadows for Li Zhi.
"So how do you plan on creating such a big distraction?" asked Xuan.
In the midst of the chaotic town, the yelling and running civilians, they were having a conversation. "Hmm, ah yes."
Accompanying her reply, it was first a big purple holographic image of a colossal anaconda beast; it even scared the shit out of Xuan.
But as Li Feng snapped her fingers, the colossal anaconda, half as huge as a mountain, was real, roaring incredibly loud with exposed fangs.
The scales were silver, which meant it could possibly be indestructible. The sight of this beast increased the screams of the people, and guards were already running towards them from different locations.
"Woah, how did you tame a divine combustion beast?"
"Haha, from birth."
Xuan didn't have time for this conversation. He would love to know how, because it definitely came in handy, like his mediocre skill.
But time was running out—almost twenty-four hours now—so he needed to act fast.
"Well, it's a good decoy," said Xuan.
"Apprehend them immediately", yelled the commander.
The guards were pointing their spears at them, but restricting themselves from attacking because of the beast that coiled around Li Feng.
The Son of Heaven was already on alert and was now leaving the house. "I'll be leaving now. Be careful, Li Feng."
But before Xuan left, she held him by his hands, stopping him. "Xuan, please don't die." She said that looking him in the eyes.
Xuan nodded. "I won't."
Boom.