Doujin Artist: ?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: That traveler is going to attack the Akatsuki? Why?
Lin Fengjiao: Could it be because he didn't take out Uchiha Itachi, so this traveler named Hatake Ryuufu is mad out of shame?
Shark-Faced Guy: It shouldn't be Itachi's fault, it's my fault.
Right now, Hoshigaki Kisame is sitting on a small hill, staring at the virtual image in front of him. The image shows Hatake Ryuufu.
This is an improved version of the surveillance bacteria, from the Soul Society's tech department. It's set up on a portable projector, so he can watch and observe the target anytime, anywhere.
Clearly, Hatake Ryuufu doesn't know he's being watched by Kisame. Sitting in the Hokage's office, he's seriously talking with his advisor, Nara Shikaku, about the plan to attack the Akatsuki.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Your fault? What's your problem that made the traveler target you?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Damn, does this traveler want to try the taste of a fish-man? I thought he was a softie, but his tastes are so heavy?
Curly-haired Guy: This isn't just heavy, it's super messed up! Even the legendary pervert king isn't as bad as him!
Soul Society's Villain: What's a pervert king?
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: That sounds wrong.
Doujin Artist: It is wrong. Nice kids shouldn't learn about that. It'll mess you up, trust me.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pervert King Rance is famous in some circles.
Lazy Kitten: You guys have that stuff in your world too? I thought it was only in ours.
Machete Girl: We don't have that here. But we have black monsters and black bibles, which are also messed up.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I haven't seen or heard of those.
Lazy Kitten: Damn, I've seen them all! As a girl, I feel useless.
Curly-haired Guy: Lol, you're not a girl, just a kitten.
Lazy Kitten: Shut up, did you eat my cat food? I have a cat body, but I have a human heart that can't be erased!
Machete Girl: I support Lolo-chan!
After sending the message, Katsura Kotonoha came back to her house with her sister. At the front yard, she ran into Janet, who was wearing a nun's outfit.
Katsura Kotonoha was shocked and asked, "Miss Janet, what's going on?"
In her mind, the well-dressed and spirited fighting nun now looked different. Her hair was messy, and she had dark circles around her eyes. It looked like she was wearing dark makeup.
"Oh, dear Kotonoha!" When Janet saw Katsura Kotonoha, she felt like she saw God. "I missed you so much, I've been thinking about you all the time!"
"I'm sorry, Miss Janet," Katsura Kotonoha quickly stepped back and said seriously, "I already have someone I like. We can't be together."
"Damn it, I'm not a lesbian!" Janet spat and shouted, "But I have to admit, seeing your beautiful face makes me feel so close! I've been tortured these last few days, I feel like the Gates of Hell are open in New York City!"
"What do you mean?" Katsura Kotonoha blinked, confused.
"There's too much to say. Won't you ask me in for tea?" Janet took a deep breath and said, "Trust me, you don't know what I've been through, it's like a terrible nightmare!"
Doujin Artist: Are you saying that the traveler might have noticed something was wrong with you, so he decided to attack the Akatsuki early?
Shark-Faced Guy: Yes, that's it. It's my cut, after all. I held back most of my power, but he still thinks it's strange. He said a sword attack like that shouldn't exist in the Naruto world.
Amegakure Village's Angel: It's not strange that he thinks that. There aren't many good swordsmen in the Naruto world. Even if there are, they're not known for breaking strong force.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: It's the time of ninja, after all. Samurai who use swords have been taken out. The most destructive power for ninja should be all kinds of ninjutsu.
Doujin Artist: I don't think it's ninjutsu, it's bloodlines. The closer the family's blood is to the Otsutsuki family, the stronger they are. The whole Naruto world is just the Otsutsuki family's mess.
Lazy Kitten: That's why Naruto is also called Black Zetsu's rescue mom story. All the fighting and schemes in the ninja world are about the Otsutsuki family.
Curly-haired Guy: Wait, did you guys notice a big problem? This damn shark-face doesn't sound like he's sorry for his mistake at all! This guy is just showing off! Damn it, how dare a piece of sashimi be so proud?
Shark-Faced Guy: No, I'm just telling the truth.
Curly-haired Guy: No way, you're just bragging!
Doujin Artist: So he's bragging, what can you do about it? Can you create that kind of bragging? No, you can't! You can't do anything but eat, drink, and gamble!
Wig Guy: Don't say that. Gintoki's cross-dressing is good. If he joined a cross-dressing place, he could become the top quickly.
Curly-haired Guy: Cross-dressing my ass, go die! Don't I have any other good parts besides being a cross-dresser, you damn bastard!
Wig Guy: Should I get a microscope to look for them?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahahaha, use a microscope to find good parts? How small are they, like bacteria and dust?
Doujin Artist: Don't joke! You can't find them with a microscope, because they don't exist!
Lazy Kitten: Oh my god, that's so sad. So sad that I laughed out loud, my mouth went up like crazy!
Curly-haired Guy: Shut up, you bastards! It's your sadness that you can't see Gin-san's good parts, and it's a huge sadness that you can't put into words!
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