POKÉMON WORLD FORUMS
Logged in as Drasna-E4(verified Elite Four).
♦ GENERAL THREAD
► I_$hniff_Glue:
One down, seven more to go.
*A fan comic shows chibi Gudao dressed as Ash Ketchum, chibi Mash dressed as Misty, and chibi Fou in a Pikachu costume perched on chibi Mash's shoulder, all of them with adorable, determined looks on their faces in the foreground.
In the background, dozens of chibi Hassans lay face down on the ground, defeated.
Chibi Boudica is lying belly up with a pile of spaghetti dripping in red sauce on her stomach, and a conspicuous empty bottle of ketchup next to her.
Next to her, a chibi Medusa with bandages tied around her neck is looking at the redhead in disgust.
Meanwhile, a concerned chibi Archer with a kunai on his head is holding up Saber Alter, who is ignoring him in favor of staring at Gudao and Mash's backs, like she was a teacher bidding her students goodbye.
The next panel shows an overly serious looking Lev, his body and posture reminiscent of a certain bizarre vampire, beckoning the two heroes to come at him. Above Lev, a translucent image of Olga smiles down at Gudao and Mash from heaven. * - Art by SmearsPaint on Twitter.
► SmearsPaint: Thanks for crediting me. I appreciate people like you! <3
► Magnificent. A true masterpiece.
► SaffroN'Rice: Lol, @ SmearsPaint, good job in making all the trauma of Fuyuki into this adorbs chibi comic.
► Drawing Boudica with spaghetti on her stomach with a ketchup bottle to simulate blood is killing me, lol. (No pun intended)
► AnchorLady-Schmidt: On a serious note, I am still scared for Gudao. Even if he surrounds himself with a small army of servants, he is still a squishy human that everyone is going to target on sight.
► SaffroN'Rice: Yeah, not much we can do about that. Once Gudao sets his mind to something, he follows through.
► Well, hopefully with Mash and Da Vinci by his side, he will come out of this ok.
► Based on the way things are going, Da Vinci is going to be in Gudao's front, while poor Mash is staring at them in jealousy in the background if you know what I am saying lol.
► PerfectlySaneHex (unverified Gudao's Wife): Arceus, that woman is such a pervert. Has she ever heard of professionalism? Ugh.
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► Magnet_King (Verified MOD): Gudao summons new servants!
GARcher: *Image of Archer*
CasCu:*Image of Caster Cú Chulainn*
Kream: *Image of Berserker Kriemhild*
Bunny_Aachan: *Image Saber Astolfo*
Mash also gained a username in chat, MashuMellows.
► Neat. Now we can all ask the servants direct questions without using Gudao as a talking piece or having to use bits to talk to them! Just think of the educational possibilities!
► SaffroN'Rice: Nice to see new members join the chat! Shame they can't participate in our forum discussions or react to our stuff like real Pokémon battles. That would be fun.
► Personally, I do not think so. I don't want them to see the kind of art the degenerates on our side of the internet have drawn of them.
► I-Digg: I am a man and ain't gay but… Astolfo makes me feel things. Things about me that I didn't know I had.
► @ I-Digg Nah, bro, you're totally Gey.
► Well, I'm also a man and out of the closet gay, and I gotta say CasCu looks like he was sculpted by a chisel.
► I-Digg: Guys, I'm not gay!
► Well, I am neither a man nor am I gay, and I think CasCu has a nice shlong. Don't you think so @ I-Digg?
► I-Digg: I hate all of you.
♦ CHALDEA REACTS TO OUR FOOD THREAD (New)
► HardBoiledHappiny: For years, Gudao has shared his world's dishes with us. He showed us many different and new recipes for us to taste, and while they were delicious and fun to make, we lamented that we could never share our food with him.
That was, until now.
Thanks to the power of Twitch, we can now send him various of our foods over to him and see his reactions to them. So far, it's not been disappointing in the slightest.
Image of Gudao staring at a pack of "SunShine Cherubies" in horror.*
*Gudao playing with a SirFetch'd Leek Sword and then dropping it.*
*Gudao staring at a plate of chicken tenders in suspicion.*
► Don't mind me, I'm just having a huge vanilla ice cream sundae drowned in Cherubi jam, topped up with a Cherubi on top.
► Slow-Poker: Bro, stop showing off your wealth. No one is impressed.
► Geez, what a baby. Food is food.
► Let's have a bit of sympathy for the guy. He's literally going to be forced to eat his childhood.
► Dino nuggies were also part of his childhood, and he eats them all the time.
► I mean, to be fair to Gudao, Cherubi cherries do be creepy.
► I cannot wait to see his opinion on Lava cookies, Old Château, Malasada, and a bunch of other regional treats!
► None of those are special, though. His world has the foods you listed, just under different names. He has even gone out of his way in prior streams to try out those foods.
The real opinions I am eager to hear are what he thinks of Alcremie whipped cream or boiled Magikarp stew.
► Magnet_King (Verified MOD): I honestly feel bad for him. We harvest most Pokémon food by defeating Pokémon in a battle and collecting their residue energy, which takes the form of meat and other items, or by having trained domesticated Pokémon produce the items in specialized ranches.
All our food is cruelty-free.
Yet, the food he got from the crate? We have no idea where it came from, so for all we know, Stream is butchering baby Kangaskhans and blending them into his food.
♦ ORLEANS THREAD (new)
► Slur-Puffin69 (Verified Sweet Tooth) [Original Poster]:
I made this thread so that we can give the General Thread a break. Post all things Orleans here from now on.
Let me start things off.
*The Dragon Witch U-Tube video.*
*Image of Gudao and Mash in jumpsuits in the rayshifting room.*
After an eventful few weeks of rest, Gudao and Mash are ready to tackle the First Singularity, Orleans.
► Wow, Da Vinci did a good job designing that suit to emphasize Gudao's assets, if you know what I mean.
► Why does Chaldea call it the first if we already completed Fuyuki?
► Because Fuyuki was a tutorial singularity. Basically, it was level 0, and now we're heading to level 1.
► Weird that an apocalypse-level event is level 0 and level 1 is a medieval war against a genocidal edge lord dragon trainer. Feels like it should be the opposite.
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► FairiesRGreat: Plz STOP using Gudao's world as an excuse to shame Dragon Types and their trainers.
I don't mind shitting on them as a joke; they deserve some shade after being cocky assholes throughout history, but the shaming and bullying need to stop.
*Image of Cleffa hugging Dratini with the caption: Stop the Dragon Hate.*
► It's honestly kind of pathetic that a lot of people would be eager to do this kind of behavior.
► Pokémon can be scary, but being afraid of a Noibat for something a wyvern did an entire dimension away is just stupid.
► Just goes to show that no matter how advanced we get technologically, humans will remain just as dumb and panicky as our Pokémon-fearing ancestors.
► HardBoiledHappiny: Do not bulli the innocent dragon Pokémon; blame the bish who is doing all these terrible things with them!
*Image of Jeanne D'Arc grinning like a maniac as a man burns in the background.*
*Image of her mount.*
► ViveLaKalos: I hate her with the passion of a thousand suns.
► @ ViveLaKalos: Welcome to the club. We have cookies.
► WhisperingLoudred: I get her insatiable need to kill the people who unfairly burned her, but COME ON! Don't drag other people who had nothing to do with your sentencing into this mess!!
► AbSolutelyCool (verified Absol Fan): Perfect example of how toxic vengeance can be.
► Has anyone noticed the uncanny resemblance she has to Saber from Fuyuki?
► AbSolutelyCool (verified Absol Fan): Huh, now that you mention it.
Image of Saber and Jeanne D'Arc side by side.
You're right. There's some family resemblance between the two. Like they could be cousins or half sisters.
► We are going to need more evidence, but what we have is solid. Wanna stay in touch to share some theories?
► AbSolutelyCool (verified Absol Fan): Sure. Just send me a PM.
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► HardBoiledHappiny: Huh… so the Dragon Witch was actually a fake all along. Who knew?
*Image of Jeanne protecting her mother from her evil counterpart's flamethrower attack*
► Lol, she got exposed by the real Jeanne's mom, and then the real Jeanne HERSELF confirmed it.
► Mama Isabelle is so hot when she's angry.
► Mama Isabelle is hot in general.
► WhisperingLoudred: So the dragon's name is Fafnir. And it seems Kriemhild and Astolfo knew who the dragon was. Kriemhild's reaction to it made sense. Since we know her husband slew a dragon, which was very likely Fafnir.
Astolfo, on the other hand? How does he know?
► Probably from a different summoning?
► Prof. Burnet (verified professor): Multiverse shenanigans.
► I hate that Chaldea is gonna have to slay Pokémon… excuse me, Phantasmals, during this ordeal, but it can't be helped.
► I am so glad we were blessed with good Jeanne. She is a sweetheart.
► PsychicMoostache (verified Elite Level Pokemon): It's for the best. The things those wyverns said as they ripped apart those innocent civilians… it was truly barbaric and outright monstrous.
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► CorviPeasant: So, we just learned how to use Pokémon moves.
Current Potshot moves we can use:
Free (No cooldown):
Splash (Unlimited. )
500 bits (cooldown 1 Hour):
Sand attack (3 PP) (2 PP)
Swift (3 PP) (2 PP)
1000 Bits (cooldown 2 Hours):
Sweet kiss (1 PP)
Axe kick. (1 PP)
Potshot rules:
Chat has four moves per singularity. Splash is its own thing.
Once Move runs out of PP, it will be unusable until the next singularity.
PP cannot be recovered while in a singularity.
Here are some additional rules that typing !potshots gives us:
Anyone who uses potshots will be the sole recipient of whatever attacks get aimed back at them.
By using this feature, you are aware that you can and will be putting your life and your property at risk. Use this feature wisely.
► JigglyWiggly: Heh PP.
► NuggetDigger: Now I know whoever designed this system did that on purpose. How juvenile.
► Well, Pokemon IS a kids game, so it makes sense.
► I never really expected we would get a chance to help like this before. It's a huge responsibility.
► Bae(official): Gif of Jeanne getting sand attacked in the face, then axe kicked in the back of the head. Get REKT.
► Lol, I was laughing my ass off when I saw Kicks redeem the kicking move.
► Lab-Pichu: Seeing the Genocidal Witch get smacked in the face with sand was oh so wonderful and cathartic.
► I cannot wait to meet Lev again so he can meet the same fate.
►ShortShorts_QUEEN (verified member of the Comfy Shorts Club): We could smack him with a pound of sand for every second of agony he placed Olga in. And it would still never be enough.
► As much as I hate hating on Lev, this is derailing our thread. If you wanna hate and/or clown on that monster go here:
► Why do we get so few attacks? Actually, why did we get such ASS attacks?
► Lab-Pichu: Axe kick isn't ass, it kicks ass, and Sweet Kiss literally saved Gudao's ass.
► It's not Hyper Beam, so your point is invalid.
► Lab-Pichu: True. But it's still something.
► Splash is unlimited…. Why?
► GoldenKarp: Because, Splash is love, Splash is life.
► Fuck off.
► Ranger75: Splash aside, this new power will certainly come in handy in the future, however, because we only have so many shots, it's gonna require some serious coordination.
So far, anyone can redeem this precious redeem, and it can easily go sideways and south at the same time if executed poorly.
► At least the trolls won't be able to abuse it. I intended to waste one when Gudao was inside the carriage with Marie. A simple sand attack, just to see what would happen. ….and I'll just say this: whatever the hell implemented that into the stream is a sadist.
I literally felt a pair of bony hands reach for my neck as soon as my finger was over the redeem button.
I literally couldn't move a single muscle.
Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT fuck with it.
► Geez….
► GoldenKarp: Totally deserved. What kind of asshole would bring sand into Her Majesty's glass carriage?
► Well, it's comforting to know that it can't be abused. It's also comforting to know that whoever redeems one is taking one for the entire team. Because whatever attack gets sent their way will be aimed at them, not us.
► Cynthia(verified Champion): All the more reason why casual viewers should NEVER redeem this without making the appropriate accommodations. So, if you intend to use this redeem, having a speedy Pokémon that knows how to use protect or wide guard to protect you is mandatory.
If there's something we know about servants, it's that even if we can see the attack coming, our bodies would still be too slow to react.
► Magnet_King(Verified MOD): Or be like me and have an automatic screen switch off that will safely transfer the attack to another monitor's feed in an undisclosed, unpopulated area.
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► Slur-Puffin69(Verified Sweet Tooth)[Original Poster]:
Our current allies:
Marie Antoinette(Mushroom Hat Queen of Lilies): *Image of Queen Marie eating peasant food with a smile on her face.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (The unlucky bard of the group): *Image of Mozart*
Elizabeth Bathory(Teen Super Idol): *Image of Elizabeth in her usual frilly outfit*
Jeanne D'Arc (Good girl): *Image of Jeanne D'Arc carrying her mom like a princess.*
Edit: Isabelle Romee (The Saint's MILF): *Image of Isabelle yelling at Evil Jeanne*
Our Current enemies:
Jeanne D'Arc (Evil Edgelord): *Freeze Frame image of Evil Jeanne getting pounded by sand*
Dracul(AKA Dracula):*Image of Dracula failing to avoid swift attack.*
Carmilla (Cougar Elizabeth Bathory): *Closeup image of Carmilla's midsection, thighs and breasts.*
Saint Martha(Abused Pokemon): *Closeup image of Saint Martha's midsection, thighs and breasts.*
Chevalier d'Eon(Femboi with a broken chest): *Image of femboi getting kicked in the chest by crystal horse*
Fafnir(BEEG Dragon): *Image of Fafnir getting sweet kissed on the cheek.*
Gilles de Rais (Creepy child killer with frog eyes): *Image of Gilles*
► NuggetDigger: Raises eyebrow at images of Carmilla and Saint Martha I now see why the OP has a '69' at the end of his username.
► Magnet_King(Verified MOD): Can you blame him? Those two are showing off a lot of skin, and in a provocative way to boot. It's not easy to look at them without our eyes catching a glimpse of their bods.
► Damn, Gudao has his work cut out for him. It's a good thing they don't know about Archer or Kriemhild yet.
► Ikr? They probably think that it's just Mash and our current allies, but little do they know, we have a Red Boner Guy and a vengeful Housewife.
► It's a shame Gudao didn't officially bring our femboi to clash with their femboi. Their fight would have been legendary!
► I am still sad that Saint Martha is suffering under this woman, and that Chaldea is going to have to put her down.
► Fuck don't remind me.
► How dare you forget the most important ally we could have! Madame Isabelle!! She was instrumental in the humbling of Evil Jeanne!!
► Slur-Puffin69 (Verified Sweet Tooth) [Original Poster]: My bad, I'll fix that in a jiffy.
► Yo, I still can't believe that Gilles guy is a child killer. I hope Gudao kicks that guy's teeth in.
► NuggetDigger: I puked when Mash told us about him… he killed so many children…
► And to think Jeanne was a companion-in-arms with that monster… does she know?
► NuggetDigger: I don't think she does, but if she doesn't, she will once she lays eyes on him.
► Physical appearance and atrocities aside, there's something… unnerving about Gilles de Rais. Like… I don't know how to describe it, it's like he has an aura of wrongness about him.
► Lanette34: I felt the same. And that was just based on the recording, I can't imagine what he'd feel like when they confront him… live.
► Elizabeth is cute, and she has the idol look down, but man does she suck at singing.
► ChampionLance (verified Champion): Her voice literally deafened me for a moment. She really needs to work on the pitch of her voice if she hopes to become a successful idol.
► Well, at least she has some fans. My dratini seemed to enjoy her singing voice.
► ChampionIris (verified Champion): My Haxorus was also grooving to her voice. He even got annoyed with me when I lowered the volume.
► Then there's that Eon_Red chick in chat. She really loves Elizabeth. Come to think of it… it seems like she's the only human that likes her voice.
► How do we know she is a human at all? She speaks like she barely learned how to human.
► NuggetDigger: Could be that she's a minor. A bannable offense on Twitch, but Gudao is a rogue channel so the Twitch Mods aren't allowed to touch it anymore so there's not much to do but let her be.
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► CorviPeasant: Chaldea vs Saint Martha
*Image of Saint Martha moments before she punched Mozart in the face.*
*Image of Mash on the ground in pain.*
*Saint Martha makes Chaldea look like chumps by fighting them all at once and winning.*
*Saint Martha summoning Tarasque.*
*Badass Archer covered in blood while showing off Rho Aias.*
*Mash and Jeanne backing up Archer.*
*Tarasque talking with Just_N.*
*Saint Martha refusing to go down after getting attacked by everyone.*
*Kriemhild uses Balmung.*
*Saint Martha defeated.*
► You can't spell Pacifist without FIST. Dear Ho-Oh above, this woman was ruthless.
► Drasna-E4(verified Elite Four): I can't believe I missed witnessing Tarasque live on the air. A tragedy. But alas, I am not a young woman anymore, I need my beauty sleep, especially at my age.
► NuggetDigger: It's ok. Not all of us are lifeless nobodies who spend all our time watching Gudao's stream 24/7. Btw, @ PerfectlySaneHex, wen the last time you went outside?
► PerfectlySaneHex (unverified Gudao's Wife):@ NuggetDigger None of your business.
► Bae(official): It is a shame I was not there to see it. Saint Martha is excellent at smashing things.
► Fuck, everyone got their asses kicked in this fight. Especially Mash and Elizabeth. Speaking of which, why was she so brutal with Elizabeth?
► Probably because she kept making fun of her by calling her a gorilla.
► Yeah, I feel bad for Elizabeth, but she did ask for it with that taunt attack. Well, at least it wasn't in vain, she did A LOT of damage towards Martha.
► My skin crawled when I saw Martha bleed from every orifice in her body. I really hope we don't get hit by her attacks point-blank; that looked painful.
► Erika (Official) (Verified Grass Enthusiast): It's a shame the battle reduced the forest into ash, but it was not all in vain, because we got to experience Rhos Aias. It was such a beautiful shield. Even if it caused the user harm, it didn't take away from its beauty and its power.
Perhaps I'll try and find a way to see if I can have my Pokémon shape their Protect move this way.
► Duchess-Diantha (verified Champion): Tarasque looking similar to a Drednaw was surprising. I was expecting it to be more stereotypically dragon like, but it's an amalgamation of various Pokémon, or rather, animal parts.
► Just_N can speak to Pokémon, neat. And thanks to him and Moostache, we all learned that Tarasque has the hots for Saint Martha.
► DRaigHan(Verified Gym Leader): Tarasque is a dragon with taste.
► He's also implied to be a masochist. Remember his last words after he got taken out by Kriemhild?
► I'm trying not too. It will just ruin the coolness of Balmung: Kriemhild. A narcissistic name for sure, but it perfectly encapsulates who Kream is. Dark, volatile, powerful and deadly.
► ChampionLance (verified Champion): After seeing that attack, I wonder how Siegfried's differs. Will it be the same, or will it be drastically different?
► My bet is that it's probably gonna be another sword beam.
► PachiRitsu: But that would be silly. Not all sword noble phantasms have to shoot lasers do they?
► SeibahHATER:@ PachiRitsu You'd be surprised.