POKÉMON WORLD FORUMS
Logged in as Heart0f6old(Verified Pervert)
⟢ CHALDEA THREAD
CorviPeasant [Original Poster]: Another round of summonings have come, and here are the servants that answered the call. Some of them we already knew were going to come, others were a complete surprise.
Here they are:
Servants we knew would show up.
Biscione(Ophis), Nero Claudius(Umu_Emperor), Boudica(Victorious_Boudi), and Altera(SmolTera).
*Images of Biscione, Nero Claudius, Boudica, and Altera.*
Servantsthat we knew would arrive but did so in an unexpected way.
Stheno/Zenobia(SthenoBia).
*Image of Stheno and Zenobia coming as a package deal.*
Servants that we didn't expect.
Chiron(Sagittarius) and Hyppolyta (WonderWoman)
*Images of Chiron and Hippolyta.*
So in total, that brings up the number of servants Gudao has contracted with to Nineteen, Twenty if we count SthenoBia as a two-in-one.
Who's your favorite of this batch?
► MissRoxanne(verified Rock specialist Gym Leader): You misspelled Hippolyta. It is spelled with an "i" not a "y."
Back to your inquiry, Chiron is my absolute favorite so far, although I am biased since I am an educator and this man is the legendary Greek sage instructor of heroes!
Who wouldn't be interested in gleaning from his wisdom?
► IonoZone (verified Gym Leader):
@ MissRoxanne(verified Rock specialist Gym Leader) *Closeup drawing gif of a Caterpie moments before its engulfed in Blast Burn with the caption reading: "Minor Spelling Mistake."*
I believe I speak for everyone when I say that my favorite servant of all twenty of them is SmolTera. That smile must be protected from bad civilization at all cost.
► CaptainKiawe(verified Trial Captain): I still remember when Romani and the others were so surprised that Gudao could keep a contract with more than one servant at a time.
Now he has twenty of them, and many more to come as he continues to resolve these singularities. It makes me wonder how Olga Marie would react to seeing the guy she dismissed so easily become capable of doing what most of her kind could never hope to do.
Speaking of which, with so many servants, I have noticed Chaldea has gotten much warmer and lived in than before.
Sure, nearly two dozen people won't replace the lives lost from the facility, but I feel like the normal staff have been smiling more as they have started to mingle with the servants.
► TechnologyIS-Amazing: I know what you mean, yet at the same time, it's still a powder keg of chaos at the same time.
Lord Vlad and Carmilla actively despise Jalter(for good reason) and will(and have) attacked her with the intent to kill for daring to get too close to their presence outside missions.
Kiyohime and Chiyome are constantly fighting for the position of top snake waifu. It's a fight that became more volatile when Stheno joined and started to actively flirt with and claimed Gudao as her lover in ways the other two wish they could get away with.
Not to mention the tense rivalry between Kream and Boudica when it comes to their claim of maternity over Altera.
Yet Gudao somehow manages to command such a group of rowdy individuals without it blowing up in his face.
► Don'tTouchMyBuns!: Gudao may not have been born in the pokemon world, but based on what we've seen so far, he would have been an excellent Generalist.
No one I know could handle that many clashing personalities and abilities without going batshit crazy or dead.
► Boudica is definitely my favorite, and having her be part of the team has been a long time coming. I am grateful to all the legends out there that we got her motherly, joyful rider self and not her corrupted bondage loving self.
We have enough edgelords in the roster already.
► FairiesRGreat: I want to feel bad for Zenobia to be summoned against her will but after what she did to Gudao and Nero, it's honestly fitting she's been put in a community service kind of punishment.
Stheno is a riot though, so I definitely like her a lot.
► Lanette34(Verified Box Ghost): I personally don't think Zenobia was dragged against her will. Based on what Stheno said, Bia was the part of Zenobia that she rejected about herself.
If anything, it's more that she is an exile rather than just a hostage.
► Feh, we all know who the true star of the show is.
*Image of Nero nodding while in a power pose.*
Nero Claudius is the Emperor of all favorites!
► Drasna-E4(verified Elite Four): If no one minds an old lady such as myself giving her opinion, then I have to say I am very fond of both Altera and Biscione.
Both remind me of my grandchildren so much.
I know both of them are much older than I, but I cannot help but want to spoil the two girls when I see them work so hard and trying their best.
► Biscione is my favorite servant and my favorite mod. The chat has a different feel to it now that she's been put in her new role.
Also, Cu is right, she has an amazing rack.
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JigglyWiggly: *Clip of Gudao and his servants in the theater room reacting to pokemon battles.*
You know, I never expected that the stream would ever get to this point. I feel like many of us kind of just accepted that Gudao would always be this guy who showed us cool stuff from his world ,but that he would never see our world for how it truly was outside the games and media he consumed.
Now? Well, I am glad that isn't the case anymore.
► Agreed! Seeing someone react to real life pokemon for the first time has got to be one of the coolest things ever!
► Slow-Poker: Yeah, pokemon are fictional to him and the others of Earth, even with all the stuff we send him. And tbh, they still technically are since he hasn't encountered a real pokemon in the flesh yet.
► SaffroN'Rice: Well, perhaps that won't be the case anymore since Biscione is part ditto and will be able to turn into any dragon type pokemon!
► I'd argue that doesn't count, but it's the closest he'll get until an actual living pokemon ends up in Chaldea.
► I'm more on the fence about such a thing tbh. While it's cool that Gudao could interact with a real pokemon in the future, I can't say that I won't feel nervous about leaving the 'mon to wander the facility with those psychos walking around in Chaldea.
Especially the food themed pokemon like Alcremie.
► Slur-Puffin69 (Verified Sweet Tooth): I mean, food based pokemon are already in immense danger on this side of the multiverse too, and it doesn't help that some of them look really delicious on purpose.
*Image of Gigantimax Alcremie*
Either way, if Gudao does ever get an Alcremie, I think they'll be fine.
►SeibahHATER (verified Assassin and Sword Hater):Hmm…. It looks so delicious… (* ´ ﹃｀*)
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BattleMANIAC (verified ACE Trainer): Everyone is already aware of the Heatran revelation bomb that Blaine dropped during this match, so I won't go too deep into it since everyone and their grandma is already discussing it.
So instead, I want to bring up the rest of the battle that came before "Princess" was brought out.
Blaine's Typhlosion was an absolute trooper during the match. Despite all the painful injuries it sustained, it still managed to hold its own against Diantha's Tyrantrum and Cynthia's Milotic!!
*Clip of Typhlosion landing an earthquake kick to Tyrantrum's face*
*Clip of Typhlosion using Thunder punch on the soggy ground to shock Milotic, Tyrantrum, and Torkoal before getting knocked out by Rock Blast.*
► That Typhlosion pales in strength to former champion Gold's, but it's no slouch either. It's been raised well.
► Junior_Researcher (verified Intern): It's not surprising that Blaine chose to use a sun based team for this match. Nor that he had a team of pokemon with mostly Flash Fire as an ability.
What I was most surprised by was the cool attitude Blaine showed before the match. The majority of the crowd was booing him and he just shrugged it off. What a legend.
► That's Blaine for ya, old guys don't really give a crap about what people think and rather let their experience do the talking for them.
► SurgeOfLightning(Verified Electric type Gym Leader): That's the neat part. Blaine doesn't have experience with the triple battle format, but pokemon battles during wartime often meant fighting multiple opponents at once and usually with your entire team out with you.
He definitely drew from his experiences in his youth to put up a hell of a last stand in a format he was unused to.
Kanto represent!!
► Jumping_OffA-Cleffa: Yeah, and like someone said in other forums, only Iris had relevant Triple battle experience. Kalos and Sinnoh also do not have official triple battle formats, and none had any experience with war battles, so they were less prepared than Blaine.
► It was nice to see the four of them settle their differences and shake their hands at the end with no hard feelings. Seeing sportsmanship from trainers, especially top trainers, is always nice and sets a great example for others.
► Blaine was on the defensive most of the match, but man he really made the champions work for their victory, which was pyrrhic at best.
He defeated 2 out of the three champions!!
► TheIcePryce(Verified Ice type Gym Leader): Honestly, those three were trying too hard to show off to Gudao that they got caught flat footed and made a fool out of themselves.
I noticed a lot of the servants were watching Blaine's moves more intently than the champions, which means he made a more memorable showing than those three stooges!
What a disgrace.
► Legendary or no, Garchomp still managed to come out on top like always. That thing is truly a monster in its own tier.
► Tiers are for queers!!
► Magnet_King(Verified MOD): Sorry, but we do not do those kinds of jokes here.
► BattleMANIAC (verified ACE Trainer): Regardless of the reasons or the results, I am just overjoyed that we got such an amazing battle! Hope we get to see more of them in the future.
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⟢ MOON FESTIVAL THREAD (New)
Jumping_OffA-Cleffa [Original Poster]: We got a mini singularity thrown at us, but I didn't see anyone attempt to make a thread for it yet, so I made it.
Fitting for me since I am a huge fan of the clefairy line.
So, Artemis finally showed herself, and I have to say that the preview video of her and Orion did not show her ditzy side well enough.
*Clip of Artemis the moment she met Gudao and Mash.*
We already got hints to her skill with a bow from that video, but seeing it again here just reinforces her expertise.
*Clip of Artemis shooting dozens of Wolfmen all at once without any effort.*
Sure, she's acting sus AF for calling herself "Orion" and it's obvious she is the dumpling thief, but I would not want to call her out so quickly without getting a good grasp of her skills.
► Heart0f6old(Verified Pervert): I guess the rules of our world's legends apply to Gudao's side too. You cannot tell a legend what to do, and it's better to follow their whims than to attempt to put them under your control.
►Jumping_OffA-Cleffa [Original Poster]: Yeah, it's best not to piss off the goddess of the moon under a literal full moon. Especially considering how concepts and stuff works in their world.
► Orion, the real one, was a lucky bastard. To have a beautiful goddess love him so much… I am jealous!
► As pretty as Artemis is, I don't think it would be worth earning her shitty brother's ire.
► Fuck Apollo! I'll just find and convince a Necrozma to come with me so he can keep the fucker occupied while I bond with his sister!
► TheSunEater: …Light?
► URS-Zossie: No No! There's no light here! No siree. (ᵕó_ò)
► TheSunEater: …hm…
► Junior_Researcher (verified Intern): Are we seriously going to ignore the fact that Artemis not only saw Chat's camera but also somehow recognized what it was and claimed to have seen it once before?!!
► Lanette34(Verified Box Ghost): Pretty much, yeah. There's really not much we can do about it. All we can do is sit down and speculate, but the only way we will get a possible straight answer from her is to bring it up when she does get summoned.
► Guy_1n_Desert: Trying to make sense of the gods is an exercise in futility. Just accept that sometimes, there isn't a satisfactory answer for everything.
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NinJanine (verified Gym Leader): I am sure everyone else noticed but, do we know why everyone was acting so loopy during this incident?
I was and am still very concerned with Mash's rabidness for rare dumplings.
►IonoZone (verified Gym Leader): No clue Ma'am. Though I can say it was a heck of a trip watching Mash not be the shy one for once.
► Moon_Bat: The reason why Mash and the others were acting the way they were was because of the moon.
The moonlight that bathed the earth was laced with heavy amounts of conceptual madness. That is why we got to see Mozart cosplay a character from Sailor Moon and why Gudao was quoting Star Wars at Altera.
► Jumping_OffA-Cleffa: Oh right, I think I remember that from a discussion about Caligula's history. That apparently he went mad due to the moon goddess Diana or something like that.
► I loved the movies when Gudao showed them to us, but watching him quote those lines was cringe af.
► Bro is just memeing around, let him. He deserves it.
► PikaFan: It seemed like everyone was memeing around. Just look at Martha! She spun around like a clump of clay on a wheel while timing her words so we could understand her!!
► I hope we get an emote for that lmao.
► I was honestly shocked that it was Caligula and Caesar of all people that chose not to go the violent route. If anything, they should have been the ones most willing to do it.
► Slow-Poker: Well, at least Caligula proved to us that he wasn't the shitty bastard that he was in Septem. Bro was very remorseful and rejected Chaldea's offer to join them out of shame.
If only he knew that Nero already forgave him and that his refusal only made her sad.
► DarkerThanBlack(verified PEAK of BLEAK): Lol, seeing SmolTera beat up her dummy older self for eating her share of her dumplings was the funniest thing ever.
A scene made only funnier by the fact the bigger Altera was choking on a dumpling due to her own gluttony!
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Magnet_King(Verified MOD): Welp, the real culprit behind this incident finally revealed herself… and of course it was Artemis.
There was never any doubt it was her. She revealed that she was the one who dragged Martha over to the singularity when she caught her trying to steal the dumplings.
Then she directly challenged Gudao and Mash to a fight and oh boy, it was rough.
*Image showing Artemis looking at Gudao and Mash while claiming she dislikes humans, especially the weak ones.*
*Gif of Artemis nonchalantly breaking out of Carmilla's noble phantasm with ease.*
The video showed Artemis floating in the sky while wearing a sexy red outfit that clung to her skin.
She was looking down on Chaldea, her bow aimed at them while the moon shone brightly in the background.
"Tri-Star Amore Mio"
She released her arrow of light, which travelled as quickly as its namesake towards her target.
Shadow Emiya barely managed to put up his defensive noble phantasm on time.
"Rho Aias!!"
Artemis's arrow pierced through Emiya's defense with little resistance,which caused Emiya's arm to explode in a bloody mess due to the backlash.
The arrow briefly stopped at the last petal of Rho Aias before it shattered that too with an explosion of pink hearts.
Emiya yells in pain as he is thrown back from the force. He landed on the ground with a roll, his body leaving a trail of red blood that his body was drenched in.
He came to a stop and somehow found the strength to get back up.
"I.. am the bone of my-" His chanting was cut short by an arrow through his throat before he could finish his first sentence.
He fell forward and slowly bled out before vanishing into motes of light.
*Images of the various shadow servants having been defeated in brutal ways.*
► WhisperingLoudred: HO-CRAP That fight was INTENSE. She pretty much hunted and killed every shadow servant Gudao threw at her.
► Even after they managed to beat her, she looked like she could keep on going!! She is freaking scary bro. Ó_Ò
► SoniaYampers (verified Historian): She is a bonafide Goddess, with a capital "G". Not like Stheno who is a lowercase "g" goddess.
► GroundHippowdon: No!!! Emiya!! MY GOGOAT!! How did she get past Rho Aias so fast?!!
► Fou-IsTheBEST: She said it herself, it was the power of love bro. Also, Fou being a madlad and just loafing around nearby watching Mash and Gudao fighting for their lives lmao.
*Image of Fou watching the battle from a safe distance.*
► ILiekQTThings: Artemis is my new favorite servant. She pulls off the ditzy airhead, hidden badass persona masterfully!!
► All this happened yet Mash still thinks Artemis doesn't actually hate humans smh.
► It's still possible to hate something but still can't help but appreciate some things about it. Like I hate Tamato Berries because of their spiciness, but I think they look pretty cool.
► It's a miracle that Gudao somehow managed to beat her, she was mopping the floor with him!!
►BattleMANIAC (verified ACE Trainer): Well yeah, he threw bodies at her until she exhausted herself.
As strong as Artemis was, fighting twenty servants has got to be exhausting, even to a newly revived goddess who I assume was not at her peak strength.
Plus, she was in France around the age of man. I have a feeling that this battle would have ended a lot more differently if they fought her in Ancient Greece at night.
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Corphish-Clobber: @ CrawDaddy Hey hey, you can argue a Heatran barely counts as a legendary, but you cannot say the same for Reshiram itself!!
Suck it skeptics!!
*Video of Guy on a Reshiram landing on Sinnoh*
*Picture of a trainer eating dumplings with his Reshiram.*
Comments:
» ShortShorts_QUEEN: Dammit N.
» Don'tTouchMyBuns!: Oh man, he really doesn't care to hide anymore does he?
»Erika (Official) (Verified Grass Enthusiast): What a coincidence that Reshiram came out of the woodwork as soon as Heatran was revealed. /s
» PaperBeatsRock(Verified Internet Sleuth): With the revelation that legendaries are real, it brings to question other phenomena that have been reported on before.
*Video of lightning travelling horizontally from Johto and into the wilds even with no thunderclouds in sight*
The likelihood of this being Raikou just shot up from 50 to 100 percent in my book, and none of the naysayers and "logic" oriented skeptics can convince me otherwise.
» I saw that picture before too. It happened around the time Officer Jenny got raked across the face by Kream.
I thought it was just some really fast unknown electric type, but jokes on me, I was wrong lol.
» Gallan-Tate (verified Gym Leader): I've been to that dumpling place before, their dumplings are Gas!!
» Guy_1n_Desert: Why would you want to go to a place that gives you gas?
» ArmpitLikyLiky: That poor Reshiram, he's gonna be expelling fireblasts from his butt.
» Based on his biology, it seems he already is lmao. (≧▽≦)
» Gallan-Tate (verified Gym Leader): Ugh…That's not what I meant by Gas!
» Is that guy watching Gudao's stream through his holocaster? How old school.
» Bro, do you SEE a holocaster anywhere? The guy is using an X-transceiver and it's an old model too!
» NuggetDigger: Ew, watching twitch on an X-transceiver? Does he not have a Rotom or Pory phone?
»AbSolutelyCool (verified Absol Fan): Could be worse, he could be using a pokeGEAR lol.
»Heart0f6old(Verified Pervert): Ay, don't diss the PokeGEAR, it's still very useful and reliable!
»I-Digg: Can we talk about the food they are eating? That dumpling is massive!! The boiling hot Wacan berry syrup is also pretty scary but neat. Who knew Reshiram had such a sweet tooth?
»Ranger75: I think I recognize that guy. That's Ghetsis's kid right? The one who Ghetsis was grooming to become king?
» Oh… that guy. Yeah, that guy. I mean, he has my sympathies for having an awful guardian abuse and mislead him, but he was still Team Plasma so fuck him.
» Tell that to his face when his white dragon legendary is looking down at you.
» …I think I won't. I like living.
»Junior_Researcher (verified Intern): Since that guy has one of the legendary dragons of Unova, I guess that confirms that Ghetsis actually had a Kyurem huh. Fuck…
» Oi, doesn't that mean Kyurem Black and Kyurem White are a thing?!!
»Guy_1n_Desert: Based on the evidence and the recent revelation? Yes, those abominations exist, a concerning thought but since Ghetsis is in prison and that guy has Reshiram, that means the matter was handled.
»Mew_TheSecond: @ Guy_1n_Desert Whether humans are aware of the legendaries matters not. The crimes against us already happened. Though it would help if you are more courteous towards the victims of humanity's attempts to play Arceus.
» Guy_1n_Desert: Oh… I see, I apologize for my rude comments from earlier, and for whatever offense I have caused you and will be more careful of how I speak from now on.
» … I think that guy is Mewtwo. Hey, @ Mew_TheSecond Are you really Mewtwo?
»Mew_TheSecond: That hardly matters now does it? In the world you humans created, anything can be faked and I am just a string of text being displayed on your monitor.
But if you are curious, then yes. I am Mewtwo.
I will not waste my time trying to convince you of my existence, or of the other legends that lurk on Gudao's chat and on the internet.
So do not ask.
»PaperBeatsRock(Verified Internet Sleuth): Honestly, at this point, any and all deniers just lost a ton of credibility after the revelation. Even with all the porygon generated videos and images out there, there's plenty of fishy declassified information that just so closely matches what Gudao told us happened in the games.
We'd still believe you even without giving any proof, but I am an internet sleuth so I couldn't help myself and I had my own Porygon2s scrutinize your comment history here and on multiple platforms.
So yeah… you're the real deal…. and for what it's worth, I am sorry for what humanity put you through.
» ILiekQTThings: Uwoh!! If Mewtwo is real, that means MEW IS TOO!! Hoorray!!!
Wait, are they online too!? MEW!! If you are reading this message, please friend me!!
» Woah… so not only do Legendaries exist, but they are also fellow internet goers… and yet here I am, still sitting on my gaming chair with no badges and no bitches.
This changes nothing for me.
» ChampionLance (verified Champion): You know what, I think there's no point in trying to bother denying it anymore.
I am going to drag Gold back into this seat kicking and screaming just to let him deal with all the Interpol agents and Pokemon League Board members breathing down my neck about this crap.
» Heart0f6old(Verified Pervert): (ᵕ•_•)
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SmearsPaint @ SmearsPaint
I was sick, so I didn't have much time to draw something epic and elaborate. So here's something more simple.
*Drawing of Chibi Zenobia and Chibi Nero, each one pulling one of Gudao's arms while glaring at each other.
On Nero's side, Chibi Jing Ke, Charlamagne, Elizabeth, Astolfo, and Simon are helping her pull Gudao to their side, while on the other, Boudica, Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and Altera are helping Zenobia pull him to her side.
Chibi Gudao meanwhile is in visible pain while being clung onto by a peacefully sleeping Stheno like she was a Komala clinging to her log.
In the background, Mash was drawn with motion lines to show her looking back and forth between the two sides with worry, while Tamamo Cat was too distracted chasing a butterfly that drew her attention.
Nearby a Chibi Lev was getting beat up by Romulus like he was owed lunch money, while next to him there was a tombstone that read: Constantine.
Chibi Caligula was planted firmly on the ground like he was a tree while Martha was standing next to him with a literally smoking fist.
In the sky, there was a transparent picture of a grinning Spartacus giving the camera a thumbs up.*
Edit: I am aware that there is another thing going on with Artemis. I didn't want to delay this image longer than I had to, so it will have to wait.
Comments:
» We still appreciate your effort!! Please take care of yourself!
»Garde-Liza (Verified Gym Leader): A very accurate summary of Septem if I do say so myself lol. Btw I don't mind waiting for your next piece, you always deliver wholesome, peak content!
Your health comes first!
» NinJanine (verified Gym Leader):
This singularity was certainly a heck of a rollercoaster of emotions. So much betrayal, so many intense emotions.
And so… many… explosions.
Though I will not deny it had many epic moments.
» Agreed, it was where we met Nero after all.
» URS-Zossie: It's crazy how close to death everyone came in this singularity. I was reaally worried their world was going to be doomed.
» Spartacus redeemed himself faster than any servant we've encountered so far. Bro went from woman beater to child saviour in a heartbeat.
» I love that man. I wouldn't want to meet him in person though, the guy would definitely murder me because I have pokemon.
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UTUBE
Under the beautiful moonlight, Artemis is standing near a foldable table that was covered in an exquisite tarp.
On the tarp, various items have been placed for display.
"Welcome to my shop!! Give me your Dumplings and I shall give you these fabulous rewards in exchange!! Browse to see what you like!"
Mash looked skeptical of Artemis's pitch but just decided to roll with it and went up to inspect the prizes for sale.
Her demeanour changed when she took a closer look at the selection of items.
Some of the prizes on display included many Hellfire of Wisdom crystals as well as an assortment of silver and gold monuments to upgrade servants. There were also various materials that phantasmals dropped sometimes and then there were some cards placed nearly at the far end of the table.
Mash picked up a card and squinted her eyes to get a better look. The card had a top down image that had Artemis eating a dumpling while looking at the camera. Next to her was a living teddy bear who was pounding mochi over what seemed like the surface of some body of water that was reflecting the image of the full moon.
Mash tilted her head, "A mystic code?"
Artemis perked up at hearing Mash's question.
"Yes!! That is the Moonlight Festival mystic code. It is imbued with concepts that will increase your overall critical damage by 20%!!" Artemis said while clenching a fist and throwing a jab at an invisible opponent to emphasize her point.
"Where did you get this mystic code and why is there a teddy bear pounding mochi?" Mash asked while looking over the card.
"I have my sources, so don't worry about it or the cute little teddy bear. They aren't important now, but I promise you will know more about them later. "
Mash narrowed her eyes in suspicion, but Artemis did not seem like she would elaborate.
She sighed and brought out some dumplings, "Fine, we'll take a few."
"Thank you very much for your purchase!!" Artemis said in a customer service friendly voice. ||
The Moon Goddess's Event Shop
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Comments:
⇢ I-Digg: Never expected Artemis to pull out the Kecleon shop mid singularity but here we are lol.
⤷ It's a good thing Gudao isn't stupid enough to attempt to steal from her. There are nho stairs in this place for him to flee to.
⇢ILiekQTThings: That Teddybear is so cute!! He's working so hard to pound that mochi. I hope that it becomes an option to buy in the shop later!
⇢ SeedotByTheSea: Seriously, where did she get all this stuff from? Did she just have it on hand? How could she have gathered all this valuable merch if she just recently manifested in the singularity?
| Just another mystery to pile on the mountain of questions to ask Artemis when she gets summoned.
⤷ Well… She is a goddess, for all we know she conjured them up from nothing the same way she materialized a table and tarp from nowhere.
Projection magecraft is a thing, remember?
⇢ JoltTrick: I am more surprised Mash was willing to part with her precious dumplings at all.
⤷ PachiRitsu: I mean… can you blame them? Those cards looked like rare collectibles. They would be missing out!
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|| The camera showed a video of a beautiful girl that looked like Stheno running through a forest, trying to escape something or someone.
The girl manifested a bow and loosed some arrows behind her.
Several men that looked like pirates let out death throes when her arrows found purchase, but that did not deter the others from continuing to chase after her.
The girl clicked her tongue before she turned back to run.
The video then transitioned into a dark room showing a dark silhouette looking at a crystal ball remotely viewing the girl in the forest.
"Eurayle-chan, you can run away all you like, but sooner or later, you will be in my grasp. And when I do. I am going to lick you all over. From your armpits, to your groin, and even those petite feet of yours!~"
A small silhouette from nearby visibly shuddered in revulsion, "Disgusting."
The larger silhouette standing next to the smaller silhouette nodded, "I agree with Mary. Do you even hear yourself Captain? Women don't find perverted creeps charming. "
"Cheh, be quiet you two! Who cares if some hags find me creepy? I don't even care if Eurayle finds me creepy! She's just being a cheeky tsundere brat, so once I capture her, I will just have to correct her until I fully corrupt her so she will never be able to think of anyone else but me!" The male silhouette said without a hint of shame in his voice.
"You're a real piece of work Captain…" the taller female silhouette said, clearly disgusted and frightened by his degeneracy.
…
The camera changed to another scene, this time two silhouettes are sitting on logs by a campfire at the beach.
The smaller silhouette that looked like a petite girl was observing the perverted man with her crystal ball as he was observing Eurayle through his own crystal ball.
"Lord Jason, it looks like that perverted fool is still pursuing that goddess." The small silhouette said.
The silhouette of the man known as "Lord Jason" became clear, revealing a blonde haired man who had the look of an arrogant noble high off his own hype. He wore a gaudy golden armor that displayed his wealth and status.
The arrogant man laughed, "Excellent work My Beloved! Once we sacrifice the goddess Eurayle, I will become more powerful than anyone!! I'll be invincible!! And nothing will stand in our way!! Especially not when we have-"
Jason suddenly paused his boasting when he noticed someone approaching. His cocky grin turned into a wide, sincere smile, "Ah Heracles!! My dear friend, I was just speaking about you! I see you had a successful hunt! That boar looks exquisite!"
The camera shifted to show a behemoth of a silhouette carrying a massive dead boar on his shoulders.
The giant of a man let out a rumbling grunt before he carefully placed the boar on the ground with a heavy thump.
Heracles then took out a massive knife and was about to carve the boar up to prep it for cooking.
"Ah yes!! As I was saying, with the mighty Heracles, no one will stand in our way-"
"Lord Jason. We are being observed." The silhouetted Medea suddenly became visible, revealing a girl with purple hair done in a ponytail. She was wearing a revealing what looked like a short white dress but the camera was more focused on her cruel, emotionless purple eyes, which were staring straight at the camera with a coldness that would bring shivers to any person's spine.
Heracles let out a low rumble that resembled a lion's roar as his gaze was also locked onto the camera as well.
"We are?!! Where?!" Jason looked around, unable to see what Medea was looking at.
Medea pointed a finger at the camera.
The camera zoomed out, as if attempting to run away.
It managed to zoom far enough away that the campfire on the beach became a barely visible dot in the distance.
The distance did not save it.
The camera's vision turned white when a beam of light pierced the lens, then the screen cracked and the image faded to black….
The Shores of Okeanos
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Comments:
⇢ Well shit. Time for the next singularity… and there's going to be a lot of water in it too.
IGN 7.8/10 too much water.
⤷ Surf'sUp_Dudes: That joke never gets old lmao. Dumb game journalists.
⇢ Heart0f6old: *Sees bad guys attempt to kidnap one of the gorgon sisters to obtain ultimate power* Ah shit, here we go again.
Well, on the bright side, at least Stheno will get her wish early. She will get to meet her sister very soon.
| IKR?! We just came out of a huge mess with Stheno being turned into a divine core, now we have to deal with this blonde asshole trying to sacrifice Stheno's sister so he can become invincible.
⤷ Once is luck, twice is a coincidence, and I really hope it stays that way. I really don't want this to become a pattern.
⇢PachiRitsu: So that guy is Heracles huh… that is one scary motherfucker.
| I remember Cu telling us about him all the back in Fuyuki… and I am so glad Gudao followed his advice to avoid him.
⤷ Can't avoid him now though, can he? It looks like we are on a collision course to fighting him head on.
⇢Giraffigy: Someone should go tell Gudao and Chaldea about this ASAP. We have to keep that pervert away from Eurayle before she ends up recreating what happened in Septem. Oh yeah, and to let them know that they are going to fight Heracles soon.
⇢Ranger75: Well, at least this time the information seems more straightforward. Though I worry our enemies are going to be more weary of us in the future.
Btw, thank Arceus that the camera getting killed didn't have any repercussions for us. I literally gained some gray hairs when that part happened.
⇢SeedotByTheSea: That young girl, Medea… I think I recall hearing about her during one of Gudao's past streams. It's been a while though so I cannot recall everything about her.
Though I can say that Madea is the creepiest little girl I have ever seen in my life, though her creepyness pales in comparison to that guy stalking Eurayle.
That guy is a degenerate that has ascended past the power of a normal degenerate.
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AN: Oh look, I managed to update on time even after I beat Leda's path and started on Theodora's on Fortune's Weave. My time management skills are improving! Though too bad for my Ao3 only readers, they aren't gonna get a chance to read this unless they jump to FFN dot net.
Anyways, Okeanos is nearby, but Gudao still needs to prepare his body before its ready to deal with the upcoming trial.
If you liked this chapter, be sure to leave a like and/or comment. I really appreciate them. See you next update.