"Detours suck."
Naruto had to place Barrier Tentacles around Kuoh AGAIN because he now had knowledge that Loki was trying to bring about the end of the world. It sucked that he needed to put in any effort for something he wasn't involved in, but this was the very basics needed for him to prepare his base for possible stray damage.
You never knew when a stray attack might hit the city you lived in.
"Mister, are those tentacle plants?"
"Hmmmm?" Naruto looked and saw a high school girl standing with a Dullahan nearby, he should have noticed that earlier. She didn't just have a dullahan, she had a multitude of other beasts following behind her as she jogged. A merman, a harpy, a lamia, and a yeti were also following behind her.
They looked tamed.
She was beautiful.
"I've never seen these before, do you have any that I can borrow to tame?"
"... No?" Naruto stated with a raised eyebrow. The idea of a Barrier Tentacle needing to be tamed was a weird one.
"Kiyome Abe."
"Naruto Uzumaki." Naruto shook her hand when she offered it to him. "I make monsters and potions, so you most likely won't see any familiar monsters where I'm involved." Naruto stated to her.
"I'm a Beast Tamer, I tame-"
"-Beasts?" Naruto offered with a small chuckle under his breath. She turned slightly pink when she realized that she was going to explain what a beast tamer did. The description was in the title itself, but she almost always explained herself to people.
How many people did she explain her job to, that just put up with her explanation in order to be polite to her?!
"Yes."
"Well good... stay away from my monsters if you don't want to get fucked." Naruto gave her a warning.
A fair warning.
"Oh... you make those kinds of monsters." Kiyome put a hand to her forehead when she realized, she should have realized when she saw the tentacles. She kept running after their brief conversation, and Naruto went running in the direction of his home base.
-The Next Day-
"Hah... hah..."
Asia sighed happily when she was done having sex with Naruto, and she felt herself just happy to become one with him again. If she were honest, she was hoping that something would grow inside of her belly. Sadly, she knew her own cycle well enough to know that she was safe at the moment. She hoped that one day she could have about 4 or 5 children of her own, and that her lover would give them to her.
The second Naruto got back home, he ravished her.
He didn't even wait for Xenovia and Irina to leave, he just started to go to town on her. Even when he couldn't get hard anymore, he didn't let her rest for a moment. He kept playing with her body and bringing her to climax with his hands if he needed to, until he was rested up and could get hard again. He treated her body like a delicate toy during these moments, and then he treated her with delicate roughness.
'I love this... I love this closeness to him.' Asia wrapped her arms around Naruto. Since she met Naruto, she knew that her sexual side was starting to awaken more. She couldn't help but feel that she was becoming more devilish. She wanted to be a devilish woman if it meant that she could please her man, but at the same time she did enjoy their innocent moments that didn't involve sex.
Well, Naruto was perverted, and she loved him, so she was okay with the perverted stuff too if it meant that she got to spend so much time with him.
"So Asia, on a scale from 1 to 10, rank me and Fwuffy." Naruto grinned at her.
Asia turned BRIGHT RED.
"Ho-how..."
She didn't tell him about that.
"I saw it happen, and I've got ideas for an even better monster. I noticed that there were times you weren't comfortable with him."
"... Fwuffy was a 8... you're a 10."
"Okay, so Fwuffy was a 8 and I'm a 8.5... lies don't work on me Asia, even the ones designed to make me feel better." Naruto laughed at her face when she seemed even more embarassed by the fact he was able to read her feelings like a book. "Though, I leave you emotionally satisfied like a 10... but we're not ranking emotional stuff." Naruto reminded her, and she hugged him tighter.
"Is breakfast going to be ready soon?" Mittelt came into the room from wherever she had been, and she seemed hungry.
"OH!"
Asia stood up and limped her way to the new kitchen. Naruto created a Tentacle plant that could be used to assist in cooking, quite a few of them, and they manipulated their tentacles to transform them into different types of kitchen equipment. She had been so wrapped up in what she had been doing that she forgot that she needed to make breakfast for everyone.
"You've got a great butt!" Naruto called out to her, sitting back up. "Sup girls." Naruto finally greeted Irina and Xenovia.
"Good morning, did you get the ingredient you needed?"
"Got it." Naruto pointed to the bottle of milk that was sitting on the floor nearby where he was. "Got milk straight from the ocean of life. Now you and I are going to work on an Improved Milking Potion!" Naruto let out a laugh.
...
"The potion that makes girls produce milk with a flavor that varies depending on their personality?" Xenovia questioned. The potion worked just fine, and they were making a profit by selling their milk. They were slowly filling the church with creature comforts using this method. In a couple of weeks they would be able to buy beds for everyone and move them into another room of the church. "Does it make breasts bigger?"
"No, better... those who drink this breast milk will become Super Fertile. Even the most dry wasteland of wombs will become rich forests, capable of producing the healthiest of babies." Naruto explained the extra effect of the improved milking potion. "I've got enough to make at least 50 batches of the potion, which means I can make over 250 bottles of the Breast Milk... which will be over 10,000 doses of the fertility milk... this is going to make me a lot of money." Naruto sent them a thumbs up.
"I believe you can make money just by spreading word of your gospel."
"Ignoring that for a second. With all that money, I can buy an ingredient that I need for a potion that will let me make an entirely new breed of monster previously out of my reach, and that monster will be able to produce ingredients for even BETTER potions!" Naruto had a cycle set out in front of him where he will be able to make things, that will let him aquire things, so that he can make even better things, that will aquire more things, to make even better things with.
Xenovia started to become visibly excited once she started to hear that monster making was going to be involved.
"Do you need me to collect anything?" Irina asked Naruto.
"I need 1,000 crickets since my supplies are running low... also about 50 worms that are between 20 and 30 cm long, and they need to come from healthy soil. Also mud from the bottom of a river that flows southwest." Naruto gave her three ingredients that he needed her to go and get for him. The rest of the stuff he already had. "... OH! Also get me a live cuckoo!" Naruto added that to the list of things that he was going to need from Irina.
She smiled brightly.
"So how long is this potion going to take?"
"6 days, 1 day to make, and 5 days for it to simmer on a low fire." Naruto stated for her. "Are these your potion bases?" Naruto asked, when he saw the work that she had been doing. He expected them for a moment, before he handed them to Xenovia. "Try again, these aren't light blue enough. They need to be lighter and bluer than this." Naruto didn't want to be harsh, but the potion bases that Xenovia had created weren't usable for any serious monster making potion.
She nodded and gathered up all of her potion bases.
"Yessir."
He was her Potion's Master, if he told her that these were unusable, then she had nothing else she could do but to get rid of them. It was a failure on her part, but she would learn from his example and try again.
"So Naruto, can I use some of your Dragon scales to make a monster... I've still got some leftover panda dna... and it would be a waste not to try again and make a better monster... one that isn't lazy, useless, pathetic, and unwilling to do what it was created for." Xenovia sent her monster, Pert, an harsh look as she listed off her annoyances with it.
"Did Pert just flip you off?" Naruto raised an eyebrow at that. "That's hilarious." Naruto laughed when he just settled into accepting it. "We made Pert, and he hasn't come apart, so he's a success... but that doesn't mean he can't be improved. Maybe the next one will be less picky, and more willing to fight in the case of your desires." Naruto stated, since he knew he and Xenovia valued two different things in monsters.
"How did you get these dragon scales?"
"I mean, it isn't hard, lesser dragons exist, and so do small breeds of dragons. It's not too hard to find them and take a few scales... you're not going to make a Dranda... Dranda... Duran the Dranda! I approve of whatever idea you're making in your head, but first we have to make a monster I've got in mine." Naruto was happy to help her with the idea that she was cooking up. He even had a name for the monster in his head.
"A Personalized Monster?"
"Yep, Fwuffy is a good, but the results weren't impressive enough. I want to make a Harpy-ish monster, but with some cuckoo mechanics." Naruto described his monster to Xenovia.
She didn't understand it.
She was excited to work on it anyway.