vol1:-Tobey is not just any ordinary child—he's a miniature disaster with the curiosity of a mad scientist and the imagination of a horror movie director. From kitchen sabotage to chloroform experiments gone awry, Tobey's insatiable appetite for exploration leaves destruction in his path. But beneath the chaos exists a family of three—[Mother], [Father], and Tobey—trying to balance love, punishment, and their own personal defects.

As Tobey's behavior spirals from slapstick misadventures to more and more disturbing indications of his intelligence and emotional detachment, his parents are confronted with the frightening task of raising a child whose genius approaches horror. And through each moment of laughter, chastisement, and tearful compassion, they find that Tobey's universe is not merely a hurricane of chaos—it's an enigma waiting to be solved.

But as Tobey's experiments achieve perilous new heights, can his parents salvage him from his own destructive actions? Or is there something infinitely darker behind the innocent smile?\

Join Tobey on his warped, riotous, and occasionally sorrowful journey in The World Through Tobey's Eyes.

Filed by: [👁️] Local God of Sector Earth-41-B


Issue Type: ☐ Conflict ☐ Cosmic Anomaly ☑ Emotional Damage via Earth Drama


A five-year-old on my planet has caused the following in the past 72 hours:


2 emotional whiplash moments between a mother and father


1 full-blown mental collapse after seeing a cat


Have you attempted to resolve this issue yourself?


☑ Yes – I watched with popcorn☑ No – I just narrated it dramatically☑ I cried during a romantic floor-sit scene☑ I begged the frog to stop but he talked back


☑ Literally any other planet where toddlers aren't made of chaos and caffeine


Please send backup. Or chocolate. Or both. Do not assign me a planet with twins. I will combust.


💬 Group Name: ✨ God Squad: Planet Managers Anonymous 


🔥 – Sun God (runs like 8 solar systems)


👁️:my child fainted from cat-based trauma and his mom thinks she's in a horror movie10/10 character development


🧊:wtf kind of parenting arc are you running down there


dad just tried to give him a lollipop and got hit with wrapper-based guilt


🌪️:bro that kid needs a therapist or a cage


👁️:no. they had a moment. he fainted in a blanket. it was beautiful


Chapter 16 - Random shi* I don't get paid for "CELESTIAL HR COMPLAINT FORM"