Lin Xiao, along with the Ice Empress and Snow Empress, headed back to Heaven Dou City.
"Lin Xiao, does that woman have feelings for you?"
The Ice Empress suddenly asked.
The woman she was referring to was naturally Zhu Zhuyun.
Lin Xiao seriously considered it for a moment.
"Probably."
"But I'm not sure if she's attracted to my looks, admires my strength, or thinks she can get more benefits from me."
"After all, women like Zhu Zhuyun have minds that have matured to an unbelievable extent. They are almost all exquisite egoists, and their marriages are based on interests. It's hard for them to have true love anymore."
"However, none of that matters."
Because Lin Xiao had no interest in Zhu Zhuyun.
He had the best Bing'er, Sister Yanyan who doted on him, and Ye Lingling who cared for him.
They were much purer than Zhu Zhuyun.
The Snow Empress teased:
"Is that so?"
"Lin Xiao, you're really heartless. What if she really has you on her mind and puts all her heart into you? I think she really likes you."
Lin Xiao smiled.
"There are many people who like me."
"In the entire Heaven Dou City, many young ladies and noblewomen have me on their minds. Should I go sneaking into their windows one by one in the middle of the night?"
"The sea of desire is boundless; stop at the shore of propriety."
The Ice Empress tilted her head.
"What does that mean?"
Lin Xiao said:
"Express emotions, but stop at etiquette."
The Ice Empress shook her head.
"I understand even less now."
Lin Xiao subconsciously touched the Ice Empress's head. "It means to restrain yourself. People yearn for beautiful things. Isn't a man supposed to like beautiful women? Isn't a woman supposed to like handsome men?"
"But, one person can't eat ten pounds of rice. Choose what suits you."
"Being promiscuous is like overeating."
The Snow Empress chuckled.
"That's right."
"Your appetite isn't small. You can't eat ten pounds of rice, but you can still eat three bowls, right?"
Lin Xiao smiled awkwardly.
The main thing was that the rice was already cooked.
It would be a waste if he didn't eat it.
All Lin Xiao could do next was try not to let any new rice get cooked.
Suddenly, Lin Xiao caught a glimpse of the Ice Empress looking at him with a strange expression.
"What's wrong?"
"Why did you touch my head?"
Lin Xiao: "..."
That was bad.
The Ice Empress's appearance was too deceptive. Seeing a green-haired, petite loli tilting her head, he subconsciously treated her like a child.
But in fact, the Ice Empress's age could be considered Lin Xiao's great-great-great-great-great... grandmother.
Lin Xiao certainly couldn't tell the truth, I treated you like a child.
That would be too offensive.
The Snow Empress looked at Lin Xiao with a playful gaze.
Bing'er was innocent, and her nature was as pure as the ice and snow of the Extreme North. If Lin Xiao said he treated her like a child, she definitely wouldn't be happy. What would he say?
Lin Xiao explained in a serious tone:
"Touching the head is a kind of etiquette in the human world, expressing closeness and affection."
"People with good manners will touch someone's head."
Snow Empress: ?
What utter nonsense!
Bing'er may be naive, but she wouldn't believe something like this…
"I see."
Ice Empress stood on her tiptoes, her soft little hand touched Lin Xiao's head, then she looked up and said:
"I quite like you, human."
Afterward, Ice Empress also touched Snow Empress's head.
"Sister Xue, I like you too."
Lin Xiao: "..."
Snow Empress: "..."
Snow Empress looked at Lin Xiao with a strange gaze, as if saying, how could you bear to deceive such a pure child?
Lin Xiao was about to be melted by Ice Empress's cuteness.
Although she is an ancestor-level Ferocious Beast, and her personality is domineering and strong.
But she is indeed so cute that it's almost unfair.
I really want to have one with Sister Yanyan...
...
Heaven Dou City.
When a tall girl with a silver spear on her back, silver hair simply tied into a high ponytail with a ribbon, a stunningly beautiful face, and eyes as clear as glass, appeared on the street.
The street vendors instantly surged.
"Little Nana, want a sesame cake?"
"Yes."
"Little Nana, want a roast chicken?"
"Yes."
"Little Nana, some fruit?"
"Yes."
"Little Nana..."
The roadside vendors surrounded the silver-haired, tall girl in the center like stars surrounding the moon, enthusiastic and generous, all hoping that she would help them sell their goods.
Gu Yuena could eat so much.
It was as if, although her appearance had transformed into a human, her stomach was still that of a Dragon Clan.
In the short few days that Lin Xiao had been gone, Gu Yuena had learned how to spend money.
This was another extremely significant blow to Xiao Wu.
Because in the past, when Gu Yuena wanted her to help buy things, she would consider it carefully, buy as little as possible, and persuade Gu Yuena to eat less.
But now, Gu Yuena didn't want her to help buy things, but simply asked for money.
She wasn't happy if Xiao Wu helped her buy things.
She just wanted to take the money and buy it herself.
In the end, Xiao Wu couldn't win against her stubbornness and reluctantly agreed.
But Xiao Wu immediately regretted it.
It seemed that in Gu Yuena's dictionary, there had never been the word "restraint."
And when facing food, even the word "refusal" was deleted.
Many vendors were not actually worried about not being able to sell.
But they still swarmed up to have Gu Yuena buy.
More of them didn't want to make money.
But wanted to admire Gu Yuena's eating performance.
"Amazing! Little Nana, have another one!"
"Sesame cake? Sesame cake!"
The crispy and flaky sesame cake was quickly brought up.
Gu Yuena slightly folded the sesame cake in half, opened her mouth to a moderate size, revealing her snow-white teeth and pink tongue, her tongue curled, and her teeth opened and closed like the sharpest steel blades, tearing the sesame cake into pieces in a few movements, her throat moved, and she swallowed it into her stomach.
Few people could eat so smoothly.
"Bravo!!!"
"Little Nana is too amazing!"
"Whoever can marry Little Nana is truly blessed!"
"Little Nana, another one?"
A group of middle-aged women surrounded Gu Yuena, blocking her in completely, praising her endlessly.
The saying goes that being able to eat is a blessing, and in the eyes of these women, Gu Yuena, who was as beautiful as she was and still enjoyed eating their food, was simply a treasure girl lost in the mortal world.
And on Gu Yuena's aloof and stunning face, a faint arc appeared, as if she was already lost in the women's praise.
In the distance, Xiao Wu weakly leaned against the wall.
Her face was full of despair.
"Let's just say, what's the difference between this and taking care of a child?"
"No, of course there's a difference!"
"How is this taking care of a child? This is taking care of an ancestor!"
Merely being the favorite of the food street was far from Gu Yuena's limit.
At Shrek Academy.
Gu Yuena even set a series of records for hitting teachers in class, trampling on teaching rules, and beating up classmates.
She was given the nickname, "Silver Dragon Spear Little Tyrant."
The funniest thing was that she hit the teacher because the teacher told her not to eat in class, and she beat up the classmates because they didn't give her food.
In a very short period of time, Gu Yuena quickly adapted to life in the human world and thrived.
It's just... the style is too weird.
How did it become so skewed?!
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