"We're am I" *Hello young soul now let's make this quick I don't have a lot of time yes you dead no your not going to hell no you're not going to another hill in another mythology yes you are one lucky son of a of a b**** for you have mid eye Rob the random a random oenipotent been now any questions*. "Well since I'm dead not much I can do so since you're a Rob doesn't that mean I get to choose a overpowered ability or some amazing traits and choose which world I go to". *Yes an no* " what do you mean" * well you do get to go to another universe and get overpowered ability if you're lucky you don't get to choose you have to draw from these three Roletes so feeling lucky champ* #come on seriously!! can I at least pick one that game is too random and my lock socks when I need it I'm the kind of guy that can go fishing and don't even get one fish. what if I get something useless" well sucks to be you don't you know that my name's Rob random is literally in my name now are you gonna play or not"alright fine but can I at least get an ability that safeguards my memories and personality although it's what's the point of sending me there I just be some normie if I forgot everything and besides if I can't even get that then there's no point in doing this I would basically be dead and there wouldn't be any point in going you might as well just get someone from that world" *hmm you know what you're right kid without your memories you do lose most of if not all of your personality and then you'd be more like the people of the world high chance of you becoming a goody goody can't have that no no no! Alright I'll give you an ability well more like a trait that will solve this problem all carve it in the very concept of your soul so it won't be able to be stolen our copied give me a second here here know I think I left it here ah this one will do. count yourself lucky I don't do this every day*{and goose like that Alexander felt something merge with his soul something primal something eternal}"wow that feels awesome it's like I can remember anything if I try hard enough and I'll never forget things I consider important"*like it don't you it's called aeternus memoria which is just the Italian word for eternal memory one of my avatars snatched the thing that records all the dead from a certain pissed off dead god and I broke it down and made it into this never thought of it becoming this handy though anyway now that you've absorbed it you'll be able to remember anything as long as your soul is strong enough though you'll never lose your memory cause it records everything if you try hard enough you're remember every single thing you've ever done even if you lived millions of years and thanks to me now anything that merges with your very sore won't be able to be stolen or copied you're welcome. now on with the games I've wasted enough time on this*"thanks a lot you got no idea how much this means to me but as you said on with the games so which one should I rolled first how about ability's I'll leave the world for last no matter which world if you're weak you only be lamb to the slaughter power is everything after all" *alright then it's starting just shout stop and it'll stop on whatever you get*"here we go"(and the wheel goes round and round passing abilities like kryptonian physique/ cybernetics/ blood manipulation/ absolute domination the abilities of alien X and so on two numerous to count)"stop!" (And so the wheel stops spinning over a few abilities just for good measure can't have some lucky son of a b**** getting alien x's ability's now can we the bastard almost got that one the🤫)*well for someone who's supposed to have bad luck you sure almost got lucky there didn't you kid* "what do you mean and why you always calling me a kid I'm 25 you know"and I'm over billing years old I don't even keep count anymore in my eyes you're still an infant desperately sucking on your mama planet's breast milk.* "Point taken so what abilities did I get they're too small for me to see the letters" *well you got telekinesis from the chronicles universe yes the movie you watched once was actually a real universe most of them are actually you should know how this works but I'm gonna say it anyway with this particular telekinesis you'll get stronger the more you use it like a muscle so lucky you this isn't just any run of the mill telekinesis if developed to the extreme let's just say destroying a few multiverses and creating black holes won't be a wet dream* "holy s***😱" *yes holy s*** but if you're physique isn't strong enough you'll get headaches until you're better at it and nosebleeds now on to the next one* "right right keep calm keep calm me. be satisfied don't ask for too much you already got plenty." * Start*(and the wheel goes around and round!! was that the ability of Hulk! was that Supergir!l is that wonder woman! I see oh no it can't be!! the living trap you know her yourself the chimera that one girl who almost penetrated kazuma from konosuba!!!!!!! Oh have mercy on this poor😭 and ladies and gentlemen it's scp-001 the scarlet king himself)"stop!! God damn it why do I feel like I just missed something awesome"(oh no the wheel stopped but it just pass two more places before stopping completely why cruel world!!! why! he was so closeto Immortality!!!)%*Rob thinking damn that was close I almost suffered a big loss okay don't even put these on here again why do I think he was lying about his luck does my Omniscient'es deceive me no that's not it so that's how it is his entire luck over the course of his life is gathered on this one point and he's now unconsciously using it without him even knowing thank goodness for his first request other words this would be bad%*(Rolet wheel stops) "so what did I get"(says our MC looking very eager to know adohe feels like he lost something again)*well you got a very interesting ability it's called Eldritch devouring tentacles it's from a very strong species though this came from one of the very weaker ones it'll still do wonders for you* "well it's ok aside from tying people up I don't really see much use for this thing" *oh really dough it might not look like much but don't be fooled this thing's from one of the strongest races that ever existed even though weakest one can kill gods* "seriously!!!" *Yes since you don't know what they are just think of it as a cthulu like mythology thing they're closely related to the same species besides didn't I just tell you that devours in the name I broke it down and turn it into an ability now it can devour the abilities of anything taking and optimizing their traits are special powers for your own use as you can see there are seven tentacles you can use it only once a year after seven years you'll have to wait around 500 years before it's really again* "holy s*** I hate the f****** jackpot jackpot!!!! Sacrificing all my friends years of potential romance really works!" %*so that's how he's been harnessing his luck poor kid think that sacrifice of his friends loneliness really worked doesn't even realize he's sacrifice in it to the universe itself fortunately i agree to his requests otherwise I couldn't even make the wheel move two more places if I were to forcefully stop the wheel from going to something good I'd be caught in the act of robbing he's soul from this universe I oh yes the life of a Rob always trying not to get caught%* *yes yes jackpot anyway since it's from that species you can't use all of its abilities right away and the stronger you get the more of its traits your unlock you'll become more and more like them that's why you can only use it once a year for 7 years and then 500 years after that right now I said from that the abilities you can currently use are absolute concealment which will conceal your presence when your wrap yourself in your tentacles as well as slightly affect the mind of others and well as a plus you'll also be awesome at sex* "so become more and more like those things well being human ever really mattered to me as long as I'm conscious so it's not a problem"* oh!* "What?" *Oh nothing it's just that most of you humans usually loves clinging to your mortal forms and being human and I don't want to be a monster and all that b*******. * "Yeah I really don't get that sometimes I mean if it's not a downgrade isn't that just amazing but apparently not everybody thinks that because of the social norms they always like to cling to looking normal some don't want to be a vampire because they have to drink blood some doesn't want to be a werewolf because they don't want to kill people it's just stupid weak will is all I see in people like that" *god damn when I run into people like that it's annoying* "SAI people. anyway on to the next lottery I guess this one should be world alright" *indeed after this one you'll be sent to whatever world it picks for you since I know you don't want to go through the whole growing up again process I'll put your conscious in asleep and you wake up around 17 you don't have to worry about develop another personality your body will basically be in autopilot mode and you won't farm any emotional connections and any nonsense like that* "well sounds pretty good to me last thing I need is a second personality annoying me start from being a baby just for safety reasons but this works too I guess" *alright then start*(and the wheel goes and goes oh my god is that is that is that DC I say he's dead for sure now it moves and gone on to marvel the Warhammer universe the SCP universe will he ever survive or shall he meets a tragic death ladies and gentlemen)"stop! so what I got is it good is it bad is it very bad!!?" *Well it should be good it depends it should be good maybe probably* " oh it doesn't sound like it's good what world is it" * invincible" *well this could be either pretty good or pretty bad it's not the worst I mean I could have gotten DC or worse the SCP univers you'll never know how you die in that place so how does this work do I just wake up there or what" *well yes kind off but first I have to set up a body to send you there how do you want to look* "I want to keep my original color black but since my father was white never came back after he went to get milk all stay light brown thank you very much I want one of my eyes read and the other blue 6 ft 3 tall and I will portion in physique kind of like that one eye guy from invincible oh oh and a tail that can double down as a weapon like nightcrawler from X-Men it should be also be able to change its form to something like a Triton and a dead sickle my feet should be able to shift like hands and firmly grab the ground are any other penetrable surface and" *no no more that's enough I forgot to tell you that you're a tentacles make you immune to any time related thing so if someone sends you back in the past you won't suddenly turn into a baby you're pretty much a singularity now anyway you got too much from here already go away if you're lucky maybe we'll see each other in a few million years by the time you should already become a supreme being it's pretty much inevitable at this point hey have you ever thought what it felt like to jump off a building* "no way"(unknown to our MC a portal slowly open under his feet) *oh no reason have fun in your next life hahahah!* "Why are you laughi Ahhhhh (and there goes our MC screaming like someone just told him the worst ghost story ever and he now has the run like his life depended on it) * hahaha I should I stay Alexander blackwell Grayson* "wait isn't that omni man's last name!!!!!. *And there he goes a guy with only 2% goodness and 98% pure wickedness in his heart I wonder how he'll turn out should be fun hehehe.
