It looked at me with a confused look, scratching its head as if trying to make sense of the way I kept staring at it."Yes! I'm System 88 Idle Core, and I'm a male system," he said, covering his body with his hands like a high school boy who just walked out of the shower naked only to find someone looking at him.
"But how come you don't have a d**k? Hahaha!" I said, bursting into laughter and falling on the ground.
"What kind of person are you? At the time when you were giving me those weird looks, you were checking if I had a d**k. What kind of girl does that? You're crazy, you know that?" he said, pulling out clothes from a mysterious box that appeared out of nowhere. He put them on and gave me a disappointed look.
"Hahaha! But… Hahaha! I just wanted to know if you're male or female," I said, trying so hard not to laugh but my mouth kept betraying me.
"You could have just asked like you did," he said, looking away sulking like a girl who just fought with her boyfriend and wants him to coax her.
"Hahaha! Okay, okay, I'll stop laughing at you. But you have to understand why I asked—everything nowadays is gay. Even ants are gay."
I laughed as I stood up from the ground and dusted myself off.
"You're crazy, do you know that? Anyways, enough about all that. These are all the important life scenes you can choose to be transmigrated to," it said, pointing to reel-like videos floating in the air, arranged in three rows of four.
"What is that reel there where the female lead (FL) walks in wearing a wedding dress?" I asked, pointing to one of the floating reels.
"Oh! That scene. That is the day of the 3rd anniversary of the FL with her husband. It's supposed to be the happiest day of her life, but that will be the beginning of her nightmare. Her husband is going to embarrass her by getting engaged to his white moonlight (childhood sweetheart). Her family's business is going to face bankruptcy, driving her parents to their grave," it replied, replacing its happy face with a sad one.
"Can't we change the fate of her parents?" I asked softly, trying to hold back my tears.
"Nope, you can only help change the fate of the FL, which will then allow you to change the fate of her little brother," it replied, patting my shoulder to console me.
"You reminded me. Where is her brother? Is he already poisoned by her cruel husband?" I asked, wiping away my tears as I turned to look at it.
"Yes, but he can be saved if you get to him fast. You'll have about two weeks to rescue him if you want to save him," it replied after looking at the screen that appeared in front of it.
"Okay, that's all I need to make my move. I choose the anniversary scene. It's time we teach some dogs how to behave. By the way, I don't like your name. It's so f**king long and lame. I think I'm going to call you Xiao Fang. Yep! It's cute, just like you. Bye, we'll talk after I deal with that dog of her husband," I said, walking toward a door emitting bright light.
Everything went blank as soon as I walked through the door.
"F**k! I forgot to tell her, she won't be able to move as soon as she's transmigrated because we have to restart her before she can take control," it thought as it turned to look at the reel-like videos floating.
Splash!
"Was that enough to wake you up?" he asked, stretching a wide smile across his face, showing how much he enjoyed what he just did.
"You couldn't possibly think I would celebrate our 3rd wedding anniversary with you after you killed my grandpa? Hahaha! How foolish of you! This was just part of my plan for you to witness me get engaged to the one woman I truly love—not forgetting the lovely scene I prepared for you," he said laughing as he clapped his hands together.