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Chapter 33 - Chapter 33: Nami, Who Was Roasted into an Identity Crisis

[Su Xiaoqi: So you're all still at the Baratie?]

[Nami: Yeah, ever since we left Syrup Village, I've been sailing full speed ahead. Just got here around noon today. I plan to slip away when Luffy and the others sit down for dinner. I've already informed Kaya beforehand.]

[Su Xiaoqi: You told her about the chat group?]

[Nami: Not yet. I just made up a random excuse. As for the chat group, I plan to tell them later. I know in the original story they're trustworthy companions, but that's in the original. I still need to observe them a bit more.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Wow, didn't think you'd be this smart for once.]

[Sakuragi Hanamichi: Big Bro Su, I already told the others about the chat group. Is that gonna be a problem?]

[Su Xiaoqi: Sakuragi, if you just told your Sakuragi Squad, then it's not a big deal. But seriously, make sure they keep it a secret. This kind of thing is too insane—if the wrong people find out, you might end up getting dissected in a lab.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Of course, once you get strong enough to dominate your whole world, then no big deal. If anyone mouths off—just beat the crap out of them.]

[Sakuragi Hanamichi: Got it. Oh, Big Bro Su, I've made up my mind—I'm really gonna play basketball this time. I'm gonna completely defeat that damn fox! Haruko is mine!]

[Su Xiaoqi: Good to have some fire in you. Just make sure you actually learn the rules of basketball first. I'll send you a skill card later, and then I'll teach you how to play fantasy basketball. You'll be the No. 1 in your world, guaranteed.]

[Sakuragi Hanamichi: Hahaha! That stinking fox will be crushed under this genius's feet!]

[Sakata Gintoki: Hold up, @Su Xiaoqi, are you talking about that kind of basketball with rainbow-haired dudes flying all over the court?]

[Su Xiaoqi: Hahaha, that's the one. Didn't think you watched that too, Gin-san.]

[Sakata Gintoki: Of course. Gin-san loves Momoi.]

[Lu Linglong: Can you get a new line? We've heard this one way too many times.]

[Sakata Gintoki: Jealous, Linglong-chan? Even though you and Momoi have the same color vibe, Gin-san still prefers you. Gin-san's dream is to become the teddy bear printed on your clothes.]

[Lu Linglong: Ugh, buzz off. Go drool over Nami instead.]

[Nami: ??? You're selling me out like that? Keep it up and I won't take you on the mission.]

[Lu Linglong: Ahaha, just kidding~ We all know Gin-san's true love is Su Xiaoqi.]

[Nami: Agreed.]

[Sakata Gintoki: Hey hey hey! Don't go too far, you two! What do you take Gin-san's feelings for?!]

[Su Xiaoqi: Just to be clear—Gin-san might be into guys, but I'm definitely not one of them. Katsura, Takasugi, Hijikata—those are his real soulmates.]¹

[Sakata Gintoki: Su Xiaoqi, don't cross the line! You want me to tell Zhu Zhuqing about your... uh... "hemorrhoid situation"?]

[Zhu Zhuqing: You've seen it?]

[Sakata Gintoki: Zhuqing-chan, it was during a video call last night. He insisted on showing Gin-san. I didn't want to see it—I'm not the type to corrupt the youth—but what can I say, Gin-san is a helpful man of honor.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Don't spout nonsense. If I were video-calling anyone, it wouldn't be you. Nami or Linglong would be way better, wouldn't they?]

[Sakata Gintoki: See? He's not only dragging Gin-san into this, he's also eyeing Nami-chan and Linglong-chan's bodies. Zhuqing-chan, I suggest you kick him back to his own world immediately.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Damn you, you white-haired freak. Let's settle this with a duel!]

[Sakata Gintoki: Bring it on, you twisted Saiyan!]

[Su Xiaoqi: Kamehameha! Haaa!]

[Sakata Gintoki: Final Flash! Hrrrrgh!]

[Su Xiaoqi: Tch, didn't think we'd end in a tie. You really are my destined rival.]

[Sakata Gintoki: Curse it all! To think I'd end up even with a low-class warrior like you. Fine, I'll spare you and Earth... for now. But I'll be back.]

[Sakuragi Hanamichi: So... so cool! Coach! I wanna learn that too!]

[Lu Linglong: Zhuqing-chan, maybe it's time to find someone else. I'm starting to think there's definitely something weird going on between those two.]

[Nami: I second that. No way you can tell me there's nothing going on between them. I wouldn't believe it even if I died.]

In his room, Su Xiaoqi instantly sat up straight the moment he felt Zhu Zhuqing's icy gaze. With an awkward smile, he said, "Zhuqing, if I told you I got led astray by Gin-san... would you believe me?"

Zhu Zhuqing let out a cold snort. "Stop hanging around him so much."

Su Xiaoqi nodded quickly, then reopened the chat group.

[Su Xiaoqi: Ahem, my brain was just temporarily taken over by a virus called 'New Bajii'... anyway, let's get back to tomorrow's mission.]

[Sakata Gintoki: Yeah yeah, same here—Gin-san's brain was infected by the 'Kagura-jii' virus.]

[Lu Linglong: I give up on you two...]

[Su Xiaoqi: @Nami, how do you plan to deal with the Arlong Pirates?]

[Sakata Gintoki: Nami-chan, Gin-san's suggestion: just kill every last one of those fish-faced bastards. If you can't bring yourself to do it, let Gin-san and Su Xiaoqi handle it—we'll clean them out, no loose ends.]

[Su Xiaoqi: I agree. I haven't killed anyone yet, but those scum aren't even human. What they've done is utterly inhuman.]

[Nami: But...]

[Su Xiaoqi: No buts. Let me be clear: I'm not as merciful as Luffy. If your plan is just to beat them and hand them over to the Marines, then I'm out. This has nothing to do with points or rewards.]

[Sakata Gintoki: Nami-chan, Gin-san likes you a lot, but those bastards tormented your village for eight years. They even killed Gin-san's mother-in-law, Bellemere.]

[Nami: Mother-in-law?! Stop talking nonsense!]

[Lu Linglong: Hold on—what's going on with you two now? Why do they have to die?]

[Su Xiaoqi: Let me ask you something, Linglong—would you ever befriend someone who killed your mother?]¹

[Lu Linglong: Of course not. That kind of hatred is unforgivable.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Exactly. No normal person would. But Nami did. Not only did she forgive them for everything they did in the past, she even became friends with one of them. When I saw that in the story, I was honestly disgusted. Nami, what the hell were you thinking?]

[Su Xiaoqi: Don't give me the "he was just following Arlong's orders" excuse. Anyone who could follow that bastard isn't some misunderstood soul—they're scum. Their hands are stained with your people's blood.]

[Su Xiaoqi: You were lucky you met Luffy. But what if you hadn't? And have you thought about what would happen to Cocoyasi Village if Arlong escaped the Marines?]

[Su Xiaoqi: So, if I'm being generous, you're naive and soft-hearted. If I'm being blunt—you're just stupid.]

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