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CHAPTER 305
~Valerie's POV~
The moment he said it, something in me snapped.
"Though we are tall, muscular, devilishly handsome mortals who look great shirtless in kitchens," he described shamelessly.
Before I could think, I scooped up the cold water from my glass and flung it straight at his chest.
Splash.
"Valerie!" he gasped, flinching slightly as the water soaked through his shorts and ran down his abs.
I burst into laughter, nearly dropping my spoon.
Kai looked down at himself, eyes widening at the growing wet patch on his shorts. "You drenched me!"
"Oops." I grinned, no remorse in sight. "Guess you are mortal after all."
"Seriously, Val?" he groaned. "Now it looks like I pissed myself."
I laughed harder, clutching my stomach.
Kai grinned, then suddenly bent down and peeled the now-soaked shorts away from his skin in one smooth move. My jaw dropped and I froze.