In the classroom, Sora was boredly playing on his phone, Haruna was reading a textbook, and Lala was running around and fighting with Risa and Mio. She accidentally knocked over Yui's desk, causing the girl to roar...
"Um, Sora-san, Lala-chan, I have something to say to you."
Hearing someone call him and Lala, Sora looked up.
"It's Saruyama, what's up?"
Seeing Saruyama rubbing his hands together with an eager look on his face, Sora smiled.
"There's someone outside who wants to see you. Could you come out with me for a moment?"
He had a slightly expectant yet nervous expression; after all, he wasn't very familiar with Sora. But for the girl who had moved his heart, Saruyama was determined to get them to come out today, no matter what.
"Oh, is that so..."
Nodding as if in sudden understanding, just as Saruyama's face lit up, thinking Sora had agreed, the next moment—
"Not going."
Replying with a faint smile, Sora went back to playing on his phone.
"If Sora isn't going, I'm not going either."
Lala also refused without hesitation. She was having fun with Risa and the others and didn't want to go see some random person.
Saruyama was stunned that Sora and the others had refused so easily. A fierce look flashed in his eyes, and then he made up his mind—
"Please don't, Sora-san, Lala-chan, my lifelong happiness is at stake! You have to help me, I'm begging you!"
He threw himself down and hugged one of Sora's legs, pleading with tears and snot streaming down his face, as if he would die if they didn't go with him today.
His mouth twitching, Sora kicked Saruyama away, but the guy was like a piece of dogskin plaster, immediately pouncing back.
"Alright, alright, first tell us who wants to see us, then we'll consider it."
A large drop of sweat appeared on his forehead. Sora really had no way to deal with this kind of clingy person. He couldn't just hit him with a ki blast, could he? He decided to first hear who wanted to see him and Lala.
"Great, Sora-san, Lala-chan, I'll be grateful to you for the rest of my life!"
He got up excitedly, then put on an expression of endless infatuation:
"She is a dream-like girl, she..."
"Speak human!"
Hearing this chuunibyou statement, Sora's face darkened, and he interrupted irritably.
"Ahem... The one who wants to see you is a girl. She looks a bit like that guy Rito, but super, super cute..."
With his natural chatterbox attribute, Saruyama rambled on and on about how cute, how perfect, how heart-stopping that girl was, but Sora only caught one sentence—
Looks a bit like that guy Rito...
He probably understood what was going on. Cupping his chin, an evil smile appeared on Sora's face. Lala's inventions were as unreliable as she was. The Breast Rocket-kun had been launched a while ago with no reaction, so Sora had thought it failed. He didn't expect it to have succeeded!
In other words, there was a good show to watch now.
"Lead the way. We'll go with you to see that girl."
"Lala, let's go."
Standing up, Sora called Lala. He was really looking forward to it, Rito-kun's female form...
…
"Um, why is everyone coming along?"
Looking at the large, sprawling group, Saruyama said weakly, speechless.
That girl had specifically instructed him to only call Sora and Lala. He had indeed done that, so why were Sairenji, Kotegawa, Risa, and Mio all following them out?!!
"I-I was called out by Sora-san..."
"Hmph, to prevent Kusanagi Sora and Lala from doing things that violate school discipline, I must monitor them at all times!"
"Hehe... Saruyama, I heard you've found a girl you like. You're something else, kid!"
"Hehehe... It's more fun with everyone together!"
Sora, walking at the very front, smiled without saying a word. Just as Lala said, for such an interesting event, it's more fun to share it with everyone!
Not only that, but they also happened to run into Golden Darkness who was about to return to the classroom in the hallway. Sora called her over as well, and the group grew by one more person.
After walking for a short while, the group saw a figure peeking around the corner of a nearby hallway. It should be the "girl" who wanted to see Sora and the others.
"Saruyama, you wait here for a moment. We'll just go over to see that girl."
Stopping suddenly, Sora said to Saruyama.
"Why? I want to go too."
Hearing that he wasn't allowed to go, Saruyama immediately protested. He had done so much just to get close to that girl, how could he not be allowed to go?
"Don't worry, we'll let you come over after we're done talking."
"And if you do as I say, we might even help you out."
Patting Saruyama's shoulder, Sora whispered something in his ear.
After hearing Sora's words, Saruyama, who was initially reluctant, his eyes lit up, and then he nodded his head like a garlic pounder, as if he would do whatever Sora told him to.
"Sora-san, why can't Saruyama-san come with us?"
Haruna asked, her face full of confusion. In fact, the girl still didn't know what they were going to do; she had just been dazedly called out by Sora.
"It's a secret. You'll find out in a bit."
With a mysterious smile, Sora thought to himself that he couldn't let Saruyama know the truth now, or it would spoil a lot of the fun!
"Sora-san, Lala-san, you're finally here..."
He darted out from behind the corner excitedly, but when he saw Haruna and the other girls behind them, Rito was instantly dumbfounded.
"Sairenji, Kotegawa... You, you... I..."
His cheeks flushed, and tears streamed down his face in an instant. Rito's heart was filled with resentment towards Saruyama. He had specifically told him to only call Sora-san and Lala-san, why did he bring Haruna-chan and the others too!!!
Sora and the girls all turned their gazes to Rito. To be honest, seeing Rito in his current state, even Sora's eyes couldn't help but light up.
Just as that guy Saruyama said, "she" was really super, super cute right now!
Well, it was just that, thinking that this cute girl actually had a boy's soul inside, Sora instantly lost much of his interest...
"Yo, Rito-kun!"
Raising his hand, Sora greeted Rito with a smile.
"Ah... n-no, I'm not..."
Waving his hands in a panic, he wanted to deny it, but looking at Sora's extremely certain gaze, and thinking that only Sora and Lala could turn him back, Rito finally stopped and admitted it in a self-deprecating manner:
"Hi, I'm Rito..."
Seeing Rito admit his identity, Sora showed a brilliant smile, while Sairenji and the other girls behind him were stunned and surprised:
"Ri-Rito-kun?"
"Rito, you weren't turned into a girl by Lala-chan's Breast Rocket-kun, were you? Hahaha... I'm dying of laughter, I'm dying!"
"N-no way, how could such a cute girl be that pervert Rito? But they do look a bit..."
...
Endlessly ashamed and embarrassed, Rito explained how he had turned into a girl. Haruna lowered her head with a flushed face, Yui muttered "shameless, shameless," and Golden Darkness calmly took out a piece of taiyaki and started munching, her expression not showing much surprise.
As for Risa and Mio, those two who were reveling in his misfortune were laughing so hard that tears were about to come out...
"Sora-san, Lala-san, you have to help me change back."
With a mournful face, Rito said, almost pleading. Being a girl had nearly driven him to a breakdown; he didn't want to stay like this forever.
"Ahem... Rito-kun, this is all Lala's fault. I apologize on her behalf. Don't worry, we'll definitely change you back to your original self."
"I'm sorry, Rito, but just in case this happened, I've already improved the Breast Rocket-kun. It's very simple for you to change back."
Hearing Sora and Lala's words, Rito let out a long sigh of relief. Whether it was simple or not was secondary; as long as he could change back, it was fine. As long as he could change back.
"Lala-san, then please hurry and change me back to my original form."
Extremely anxious, Rito didn't want to remain a girl for another moment.
"Okay, okay, then go and kiss another boy."
Nodding, Lala replied.
"Huh?"
Thinking he had misheard, it wasn't just Rito, but Haruna and the other girls as well. What did Lala just say? Have Rito go and kiss another boy?
"You just need to kiss another boy to get their saliva, and the Breast Rocket-kun will readjust the hormones in your body to a male state, and then you can recover."
"See, it's very simple, right?"
With a carefree expression, Lala looked as if she was telling him to hurry up and do it.
Hehe, it's quite simple, just kiss a boy, just get their saliva, just... just my ass!!!
His eyes went dark, and Rito fell to the ground, dead...